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What if jobs and employers were honest about what the HR department actually does?  Roger Horton investigates  CAST: Roger Horton: Jack Hunter William Horton: Michael Strauss  Writer: Michael Strauss Director:  Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo  #jobs #capitalism #career

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00:00You, like me, will eat our boss's shit no matter what.

00:04You'll get used to my flavor of management soon enough.

00:08Then you won't know where to find the line between harassment and business as usual.

00:12Any disputes, concerns, or grievances can be reported to me,

00:15and I'll make sure to tell you to fuck off in my nicest possible voice.

00:18Like mommy telling you you can't have your pudding until you eat your meat because we're family.

00:23I thought you said we weren't family, William.

00:26Okay, as a company, we totally are not family.

00:29You're right, but you and I are,

00:30which is why it'll be extra difficult to tell you about how much everybody hates you.

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