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Mayor Eric Adams is innocent until proven guilty, and you heard that here first.  Staffer: Britt Migs Written by: Britt Migs Producers: Britt Migs and Michael Strauss Edited by: Gabrielle Williott Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 A message from the office of Mayor Eric Adams 00:13 $10,000 to buy a Turkish airlines flight 00:30 The United States Southern District Court of New York 00:53 Turkish Delight 01:20 So Many firsts 01:45 Can we cut that 01:56 Istanbul of NYC 02:33 Text messages  #ericadams #mayor #newyorkcity

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00:00And now a message from the office of Mayor Eric Adams.

00:03Hi. I'm one of Eric Adams' staffers,

00:05and I just wanted you to hear from me personally

00:08to clear my name and the mayor's,

00:09who is a morally and ethically perfect man and leader.

00:13Did Mayor Adams leave $10,000 cash inside my drawer

00:16to pay for an international business class flight

00:17on Turkish Airlines?

00:18Yes.

00:19Is he guilty of bribery, conspiracy, fraud,

00:22and soliciting illegal foreign campaign donations?

00:25Does the Q train run on Saturdays?

00:27Absolutely not.

00:28People, and I don't want to say who,

00:30the United States Southern District Court of New York,

00:33are saying that Mayor Adams took various bribes

00:35from the Turkish government.

00:37What would those bribes even serve?

00:39Helping a Turkish consulate skirt some building codes?

00:42Yeah, probably.

00:43I think they wanted a hookah lounge in the lobby.

00:46Who doesn't?

00:47Get all of our staffers Turkish hair transplants?

00:49Sure, yeah.

00:50Everyone's tired of looking at ugly bald guys.

00:52Can you blame us?

00:53So we had to take a little Turkish delight to do it.

00:56Isn't it worth it to have less pre-K funding,

00:58a smaller public library budget,

01:00and increased youth homelessness?

01:01Okay, these are the bad things.

01:03Who put this in the prompter?

01:06Okay, can someone tell me something good he did?

01:09Oh, okay.

01:13This is blank.

01:18Now don't forget,

01:19Eric Adams has made so many firsts as New York City Mayor.

01:22Like being the first mayor to ever be indicted

01:23while in office.

01:24Pretty cool, huh?

01:25Plus, he's the first mayor to actually live in...

01:30He does not live in New Jersey.

01:33He lives in New York.

01:34I mean, have you seen the photos

01:35of the mayor's beautiful and real apartment in Bed-Stuy?

01:38Yes.

01:40And he's probably the first to stay

01:41at the St. Regis Istanbul in the Bentley Suite.

01:45Can we cut that actually?

01:46No.

01:47Okay, okay.

01:48Well, as Mayor Adams has said,

01:51everyone knows that New York City

01:53is the Istanbul of America.

01:55Everyone knows that New York City

01:58is the Istanbul of America.

02:00Is the keys of America.

02:02Is the soul of America.

02:03We are the Tel Aviv of America.

02:05Shit.

02:06Can I just be real with you guys for a second?

02:08Okay, two dozen people connected to Eric Adams

02:10are involved with open investigations, all right?

02:12The school's chancellor and the police commissioner

02:13have resigned after having their phones seized.

02:16I'm the one who texted,

02:18delete all texts about turkey trip.

02:19And the mayor responded, always do.

02:22That was me, okay?

02:24I didn't know you could access texts

02:25after deleting them.

02:27I don't want to go to jail.

02:29Mayor Adams has failed to close Rikers.

02:31I'm not going to survive, all right?

02:33If you're watching this,

02:34this will probably be my last message as a free citizen.

02:37When I texted Mayor Adams that I got him

02:39a turkey club from the bodega,

02:42I meant that I had secured Turkish funds

02:44from Dr. Mehmet Oz.

02:45Yeah, that one.

02:46I gotta go.

02:47Suri, how to delete all texts.

02:50And book me a flight on Turkish Airlines.

02:53This is still blank.

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