[Collab entry][YTP] Gotta Bomb France

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Entry for the Michael Rosen 78th Birthday Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN9pWINZc60

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00:00I'm Michael Rosen, and I can't read, and I'd like to read you a little Rosen, and I'm frozen,

00:08and I'd like to nuke the French countryside, and I'd like to read you a little sexy section

00:13from my new book, The Incredible Erection of Gaston, and it's very hard, which has been

00:20beautifully illustrated. Read this, there's pictures. Now, Gaston loves his homo friend

00:26but he longs to put his dick inside Belle, the French cunt. Now remember, it's Gaston

00:33who has Remember.

00:56I got up to go in search of the beach.

00:58I put my head up my arse.

01:01Everything smelt.

01:05Cringy noise in the arse.

01:07I looked down and I could see that it was Sonic the Hedgehog.

01:13He farted again.

01:16Did you just fart again?

01:18No, he said.

01:20He sounded sus this time.

01:21I did not.

01:22I snorted cocaine.

01:25That's what I do.

01:26I snort cocaine.

01:27How do you think you're going to get bitches in your dick with your yee-yee arse haircut?

01:31Won't you be a bit lonely?

01:37I paused for a moment.

01:42I don't suppose so.

01:43I said, I mean, I don't suppose so.

01:46I said, I don't suppose so.

01:48Well.

01:49Well.

01:50Well.

01:51Well.

01:52Well.

01:53Well.

01:54I don't want to go on any kind of long journey and I certainly don't want to go to town on

01:58any kind of long jonks and I certainly don't want some old beach full of sand.

02:03But.

02:05But.

02:06But.

02:07I was just about to say I might fart.

02:10When I looked into his arse.

02:13He was actually...

02:14He was actually begging me to fart.

02:18He couldn't say that he really, REALLY wanted to come because, mostly, he just...

02:26Shit.

02:27Do you know what I said?

02:29It would be great if you came inside me.

02:32As we walk along, we can sing along,

02:34we can suck along Shlong,

02:36and look out for sings,

02:37are you good at looking out for duthings?

02:39Ooh!

02:40I'm terrueast.

02:41Oh, I said that's very useful.

02:43I was glad that I thought that it was a good idea to bring bombs with me.

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