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ash vs. evil S1 - 16 - shots and wonder bags
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9/29/2024
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ash vs. evil S1 - 16 - shots and wonder bags
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00:00
Well, I gotta say, boss, I'm feeling a bunch of nada here.
00:04
I mean, I had, like, three bagels for breakfast,
00:06
so maybe the bread is soaking everything up.
00:08
How about one more cup?
00:09
Focus.
00:10
The medicine can open your mind,
00:12
but it can also destroy it,
00:14
trapping you in your own personal hell for eternity.
00:17
Okay, so maybe half a cup.
00:19
Shh.
00:20
You're not talking.
00:31
Aah!
00:37
Or maybe you could just give me a little
00:39
root-to-toot-toot of what you're smoking there, chief.
01:01
Oh, boy.
01:05
Uh, hey, bud, you got a little...
01:08
Oh, bud, you got a little...
01:10
a little something rolling around in there.
01:14
What is it?
01:16
Oh, yeah.
01:17
Why do you have an eyeball in your mouth?
01:20
Don't. No, no. Don't.
01:23
Oh, no, you...
01:25
Don't eat the eyeball, brujo.
01:28
Oh!
01:29
Oh!
01:30
Well, I'll be...
01:32
Uh-oh.
01:40
Uh-oh.
01:41
Uh-oh.
01:42
Uh-oh.
01:43
Uh-oh.
01:44
Uh-oh.
01:45
Uh-oh.
01:47
Aah!
01:49
Aah!
01:55
And here I go again on my own
02:00
Going down the only road I've ever known
02:05
Now the place where I was born
02:08
Oh, come on
02:11
Oh.
02:13
Just say no.
02:17
Oh, boy.
02:18
Oh, boy.
02:19
Oh, boy.
02:20
Oh, boy.
02:21
Yeah, baby.
02:24
Ay, Alaska.
02:37
Where the hell am I?
02:40
I'm blind.
02:41
I can't see.
02:42
My eyes, they won't open.
02:44
Ash.
02:46
The key to look inside yourself
02:48
is to see without sight.
02:51
Oh, yeah.
02:52
Easy for you.
02:58
I love it, Ash.
02:59
Who's there?
03:01
I feel funny about this.
03:03
Where are you?
03:04
Oh, who's there?
03:05
Who touched me?
03:06
Let go of me.
03:07
What's happening?
03:09
Let go of me.
03:11
Okay.
03:12
Time for the trip to be over.
03:14
Let's go back to Kansas.
03:16
Ash, control yourself.
03:18
Stop being a bitch and act like a jefe.
03:21
You're being a bitch, dude.
03:23
How have you survived up to this point in your life?
03:26
Something is attacking you.
03:28
What do you do?
03:29
You shoot first and think later.
03:31
Or don't think at all.
03:33
Yeah.
03:34
Shoot first, think never.
03:36
Then do that.
03:37
Just be.
03:38
Exist inside yourself.
03:41
Free your mind or your ass will follow.
03:47
Oh, shit.
03:48
What the hell are they?
03:50
Free your mind or your ass will follow.
03:53
Back off.
03:54
Yeah, that's right.
03:55
Back off or I'll shove this chainsaw
03:57
so far down your throat
03:58
you'll be shooting bumper spikes till Christmas.
04:01
Good.
04:02
Now you're taking control of your journey.
04:04
Follow that to a safe place.
04:06
Follow?
04:07
How?
04:08
It's your trip.
04:09
It's your trip, Ash.
04:11
Yeah.
04:13
It is.
04:15
Free your mind!
04:24
Sweet shithouse mouse.
04:26
Is that...
04:27
Your spiritual center, Ash.
04:29
The place that makes you most happy.
04:31
Jacksonville, Florida.
04:33
Everything I ever dreamed of.
04:36
Well...
04:38
Sure.
04:39
So tell me, Ash.
04:40
What's so special about this place?
04:42
Oh, uh, well, actually, I've never been.
04:44
See, I booked this vacation there about 30 years ago.
04:47
But then I took a girl up to a cabin
04:49
and my life has never been the same since.
04:52
What could have been?
04:53
It is here that you will find your answer.
04:55
Thank God.
04:56
Does that...
04:57
Whoa.
04:59
I got two hands.
05:00
Brujo, I need two beers.
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