Pepito Manaloto: Lalaking may sense of humor ba ang hanap mo? (YouLOL)

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Tuwang-tuwa si Eva (Julia Clarete) kay Pepito (Michael V.) dahil palabiro raw ito, pero noong nag-sample ito ay parang hindi naman siya natawa!

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00:00You're so beautiful, Pauline.

00:02You know, I have a crush on you.

00:07Son.

00:10What is it, son?

00:12This is my classmate's ID, Pauline.

00:14She left her school uniform.

00:16Why did you lie to your teacher?

00:18Our teacher is not here anymore.

00:20Why are you talking to her?

00:22No.

00:24I heard you earlier.

00:25Look outside.

00:26It's beautiful.

00:29Your classmate is beautiful.

00:31It's normal for a man to have a crush on a woman.

00:35Really?

00:36Yes.

00:37My crush's picture is still in my wallet.

00:39Do you want to see it?

00:40Okay.

00:44There.

00:45It's beautiful, right?

00:50Go ahead.

00:51Buy a camera.

00:52Collect all your savings.

00:54It's a good investment.

00:56My friend really needs money.

01:00You know, Robert.

01:01If I have money, I will buy it.

01:03Baby, when did you have money?

01:05You haven't paid me yet.

01:08You have money, too?

01:10Go ahead. Buy it.

01:11Sorry, Robert.

01:12But I don't like that.

01:15What a waste.

01:16I'm camera shy.

01:19Camera shy?

01:20Baby, you'll be embarrassed.

01:22If you don't show your face,

01:24people won't be interested in you.

01:27What do you mean?

01:29We've been staring at you.

01:31What's going on?

01:33Sir Pipito.

01:35Do you want to buy this camera from my friend?

01:38Robert, you're selling something again.

01:39Your friends won't be able to use it all.

01:43Is that a camera?

01:44Why does it look like that?

01:46This is an SLR camera, Ma'am Elsa.

01:48This is what professional photographers use.

01:53This is it.

01:55It's beautiful.

01:56Buy it.

01:57Aren't we planning to buy a camera?

02:00Go ahead.

02:01This is beautiful.

02:02What do you call this?

02:04SLR camera, Sir.

02:07Sir Pipito.

02:18Greg, what's wrong with you?

02:19Why are you here?

02:20I'm tired.

02:21Go back to the end of the line.

02:23Pipito, I'm sorry.

02:24I'm hungry.

02:25I didn't have breakfast.

02:26That's not right.

02:27Go ahead.

02:28That's not right.

02:29Go back there.

02:30You're embarrassing others.

02:32Go ahead.

02:37You're embarrassing yourself, Greg.

02:41I'm sorry.

02:42I thought you were Greg.

02:44It's okay.

02:45Are you Pipito Manaloto?

02:49Yes, it's me.

02:51You're really Pipito Manaloto?

02:53No, I'm not.

02:55You're really Pipito Manaloto?

02:56No, I'm not.

03:01What's your name?

03:04I'm Eva.

03:05I'm Pauline's mother.

03:07She said that her ID is in the U.D.O.

03:11Oh, that's right.

03:12It's good that you said that.

03:14It's good that you know me.

03:16Of course, Pipito.

03:17Who wouldn't know you?

03:19You're famous.

03:26This is Pauline's ID.

03:29Pipito, I think you gave the wrong ID.

03:32I'm sorry.

03:33I'm really like that.

03:34Really?

03:35No, I'm not.

03:38This is it.

03:39There you go.

03:41Okay.

03:43Pipito.

03:44Pipito.

03:47I'm sorry.

03:49Pipito.

03:50I'm sorry.

03:54What happened?

03:55I don't know.

03:58There you go.

03:59The right ID.

04:00You're really not funny.

04:04You're really not funny.

04:07If you're happy,

04:09I'll just laugh at you.

04:10It's because Pipito,

04:12Pipito, Pipito,

04:13loves to make people laugh.

04:15You're right.

04:17You know what?

04:18I didn't know you're a joker.

04:19Maybe you can give us a sample.

04:22Yes.

04:23Give us a sample.

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04:32What animal is not sure?

04:36What?

04:38Cow.

04:41The big cow.

04:44You know what?

04:46The cow is a joke.

05:02Cow.

05:05You know.

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