Pepito Manaloto: Pepito, mapagbigay daw sa mga babae?! (YouLOL)

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Pinagbigyan ni Pepito (Michael V.) ang mga kapitbahay niyang parang United Nations kung mag-party sa kanilang bahay kaya nagustuhan siya ng bago niyang kliyente.

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00:00Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, you have a visitor.

00:09Huh? Who?

00:11United Nations.

00:13Huh? United Nations?

00:17Yes, Ma'am. The Australian Pinay.

00:20Good morning.

00:23The Chinay.

00:25Hello.

00:27The Pinay of Pinay.

00:30Hi.

00:32Atigit sa lahat, Agbisayang Tisay.

00:35Hello.

00:38Para po sa inyo, Mrs. Manalo.

00:41Tune po kayo, tune po kayo. Come in, come in.

00:44Kami po ang officers ng Homeowners Association.

00:48Ako po si Evelyn, eto po si Shirley, si Cheng, atsaka si Amerine.

00:53This is for you. I hope you like the goodies.

00:57Salamat, salamat.

01:00Bakit? E kasi hindi po ba pumayag kayo na dito namin gawin yung Halloween party sa bahay ninyo?

01:07Huh?

01:15Nagi-isa na lang ako. Matanda na ako. Ano bang gagawin ko sa kayamanang iniwanan sa akin?

01:23If I may make a suggestion, Ms. Romero, if your money is the problem, sa akin yun nalang bigay.

01:30I'm just joking, I'm just joking.

01:34Mrs. Romero, you know, we've been in this business for 30 years already.

01:39At lahat naman po na naging kliyente namin, naging masaya naman po sa aming servisyo.

01:44You know, we can assure you that we will take care of your assets po talaga.

01:49So kung pwede po sana eh...

01:52Uhm, iyong...

01:57Hello? Ayaw sa? O, hindi, nasa meeting ako eh. Yung party, Halloween? Halloween?

02:08Hindi ah, hindi. Wala ko sinasabing ngayon.

02:13But I asked him. I asked him nicely and he said yes.

02:20He said yes? He said yes several times?

02:27Now, now he say no.

02:33He said yes?

02:35No, several times also.

02:37It's so bad. What am I gonna do?

02:40Calm down Marie, calm down.

02:43Nakapasensya, pasensya na kayo ha. Kasi ako talagang masyado syang sensitive eh.

02:49Talagang, talagang sobra syang nagdaramdam kapag napapahiya sya ha.

02:53Alam mo one time, in-invite niya kaming mag-dinner sa kanila para patikim yung Australian food.

02:59Eh, nagluto sya ng adobong kangaroo.

03:04Eh sabi ko, lasang apritadang giraffe. Eh, napahiya yung loka.

03:10Alam mo kung ano nangyari?

03:12Nako, hindi na siya nagsalita. Hindi niya na kami inimik.

03:17Ten months syang hindi nagsalita.

03:20Pabuti na nga lang, naka-recover eh.

03:23Eh, kailan lang siya uli nagsalita?

03:28Wednesday, last week.

03:31Ay, serious. I'm so embarrassed.

03:35Kapitoy, narinig mo.

03:37Tasa, pakisabi mo para hindi na sumamaan loob niya, OK na ka mo ha. Pakisabi yes.

03:45Sige, sige, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

03:50Boss Pepito, maybe you should put your phone on silent or turn it off.

03:55Nahi-Storboring meeting natin kay Mrs. Romero eh.

03:58Sige-sige.

03:59Mrs. Romero, pasensya na po ah.

04:02No, it's OK.

04:04I like you Mr. Pepito.

04:07What? Are you sarcastic, ma'am?

04:11No, I mean this.

04:12Earlier, I was watching his act while he was talking on the phone.

04:17Do you understand?

04:18It's like you're giving every woman.

04:24I saw that you're doing everything

04:26to stop the crying of the woman you're talking to on the phone.

04:30No, I feel sorry for her.

04:31That's why I decided to do it.

04:35You know what, Mrs. Romero?

04:37Pepito is really like that.

04:39He has a black heart.

04:40He's not like the others who have a black heart.

04:47What black heart?

04:49The black heart.

04:53Maricar, I know you've given me your assurance

04:56that you'll take care of my assets.

04:58I'm glad to hear that.

05:00But I want you to give me Mr. Pepito's assurance.

05:08The assurance that you'll take care of me.

05:12I already did that.

05:13I know you won't let a woman like me cry.

05:17And that's all I want.

05:20I'll sign the contract.

05:23Wait.

05:27On one condition.

05:30I heard that you have a party at your house.

05:33Invite me.

05:36I love costume parties.

05:40Okay.

05:42Of course.

05:43Of course.

05:45Okay.

05:46Ma'am, come here.

05:48Okay.

05:51Is this okay?

05:53Yes, thank you.

05:56Laugh, laugh, laugh.

05:58Anytime, anyone, anyhow.

06:01Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.

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