Pepito Manaloto: ‘Yung nilagay mo sa resume na marunong kang mag-Japanese pero imbentor ka (YouLOL)

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Nagmamalaki pa ang sekretarya ni Pepito (Michael V.) na marunong siyang mag-Japanese, pero parang kahina-hinala ang mga pinagsasabi niya.

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00:00Sir.

00:01Where's Marika?

00:02Did you see her?

00:03No, sir.

00:04I went to the bathroom but she's not there.

00:06Why?

00:07Is there a problem?

00:08Yes, there is.

00:09What are you talking about?

00:10I don't know how to speak English.

00:11I don't even know how to say good afternoon.

00:12Is that your problem, sir?

00:13It's all up to you.

00:14How do you know how to speak Japanese?

00:15Because I lived in Japan before.

00:16Really?

00:17Yes.

00:18Okay.

00:19Help me.

00:20Okay.

00:21What?

00:22What do you mean?

00:23What do you mean?

00:24What do you mean?

00:25What do you mean?

00:26What do you mean?

00:27What do you mean?

00:28What do you mean?

00:29What is that?

00:30What?

00:31What?

00:32Alright.

00:33What are we going to do?

00:34Sir, I'll translate everything she says.

00:35Really?

00:36You can do that?

00:37Yes.

00:39Hi.

00:41I'm glad to meet you.

00:46What did she say?

00:47She said your office is really nice.

00:51She said she's impressed.

00:52She also said your office is really big in Japan.

00:56He said he'll renovate his office when he comes back to Japan.

01:00Did he say that?

01:01Yes.

01:03Is that true?

01:05Yes, sir. Don't you trust me?

01:07Just leave me alone.

01:08No, no, no.

01:09I like you.

01:14I want to talk about work.

01:17My friend said that your company is great.

01:23I want to invest in your company in the Philippines.

01:27Can you lend me some money?

01:32He said welcome.

01:35Is that all?

01:36Yes, sir.

01:42I don't want to talk too long.

01:44It's better if you finish this.

01:46You know their language.

01:48Ask him what he wants from us.

01:50Okay, sir.

01:53Mr. Wong,

01:55my boss wants to know

02:00why you come to us.

02:04Is this your first time in the Philippines?

02:22Thank you, Pepito.

02:24I hope you can use my money for a good business.

02:28What did he say?

02:29He said you're handsome.

02:30Did you say that?

02:33Are you a gay?

02:38Sir, I'm not.

02:39Do you want me to ask him?

02:40No, no, no.

02:41He might get mad.

02:43He'll spend all his money on the company.

02:48Maranoto,

02:49I'm glad I met you.

02:50I want to know more about you.

02:53If you don't mind,

02:54can you come to my house

02:56and play kendo with me?

02:58What's that?

03:00Let's play kendo.

03:03What?

03:04What did he say?

03:05Sir, this is a religious gathering.

03:07Why religious?

03:09Didn't you hear him?

03:10He said, let's play kendo.

03:12What's the Tagalog word for pray?

03:14Pray.

03:16Sir, please make an agreement.

03:18It's like a PR.

03:19It's like a personal account.

03:20We're going to play kendo?

03:21Yes.

03:22How am I going to tell him that I agree?

03:26Say,

03:27Hi.

03:29Bow.

03:30Bow?

03:31Go.

03:32Okay.

03:34Is that okay?

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