National Theatre Live: One Man, Two Guvnors | show | 2011 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hey, Keith.

00:03You know I did my first toast and butter cartoon in the bathroom wall.

00:06Mm-hmm, it's still there.

00:07I know.

00:08Someone drew a dick and toast mouth.

00:09Oh, I was drunk.

00:10Okay, I thought that was you.

00:11I'm an artist.

00:12It's important to preserve a little mystery.

00:14You're not mysterious.

00:15Lenny Kravitz?

00:16He's mysterious.

00:17Lenny Kravitz, Batman.

00:18You're on your way to the top.

00:21Newspapers, TV show, movie deals.

00:23So you're Keith Knight?

00:25I am.

00:26It's funny, I didn't think you'd be tall.

00:30Happens all the time.

00:31I just love your work and what you say with it.

00:33Why is it that us people of color are always having to stand for something in our work?

00:37It's just the cartoonists.

00:39Because the world's a racist place.

00:41And that's why I keep it light.

00:42Keep it light?

00:43Yeah, keep it light.

00:44Why?

00:45Don't move.

00:46Central, we have the suspect in question.

00:47Suspect?

00:48What?

00:49Six foot tall.

00:50You got the wrong guy.

00:51Copy that.

00:52This isn't the suspect.

00:53I can't believe they did us like that.

00:54Are you cool?

00:56I can't believe they did us like that.

00:58Are you cool?

00:59I ain't got, I ain't got time for this.

01:03Over here, man.

01:04Boy, I ain't got time.

01:05Mr. Policeman did a number on you, didn't he?

01:08Now you can be his.

01:09It's just like having a superpower.

01:10Yeah, it's crazy with a superpower.

01:13Oh, boy.

01:14What's really going on, bro?

01:16Earlier, I got my ass beat by the police.

01:19Now I'm seeing things.

01:21Houston, we have a problem.

01:23Man, you woke.

01:26Let's pop bottles, make cupcakes.

01:29Did you guys lighten my photo?

01:31I look like Sammy Sosa.

01:32Am I too black for my own comic strip?

01:34Trust me.

01:35No one's going to ever accuse you of being too black.

01:37I'm sorry, what?

01:38Down here, my brother.

01:40That's right.

01:41I'm a talking trash can.

01:42This is all wrong.

01:43I'll tell you what's wrong.

01:44Those man bun, co-opting, gentrifying devils.

01:48So you have about 30 minutes till they trap you in the bungalow.

01:51It feels like I'm already there.

01:52If you were me, what would you do?

01:55You let this out, so you have to deal with it.

01:57The good, the bad, and the ugly.

01:59You know what to do.

02:02I ain't got time.

02:10Boy, I ain't got time.

02:13This is that moment in the Matrix.

02:15Do I take the red pill or the blue pill?

02:17I've got both in my room if you want to experiment.

02:20I ain't got time.

National Theatre Live: One Man, Two Guvnors | show | 2011 | Official Trailer

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