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Akshay Kumar - Johnny Lever Best Comedy _ Comedy Talkies

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00:00Leave him. He doesn't have an extra neck. Leave him.

00:04Come. Come. Hide behind me.

00:06Who are you? What do you want?

00:08What will you do?

00:09Not me. I will do it.

00:12What do you mean?

00:13Do you want to see?

00:14Yes. Show me.

00:14I will show you right now.

00:15Hey, Kalia. Come.

00:16Come.

00:27So, did you go out with Vyaj?

00:35Don't worry.

00:36I am not scared.

00:38This is a big favor from the boss.

00:40I am ready to get beaten up by him.

00:42Now give me a 10 out of 10.

00:43Hey, play his type of music.

00:45Bongo. Bongo. Play it.

00:47Hey, Kutty.

00:49You die today.

00:50You can double me with Vyaj.

00:53Yes, wrestler. Fight.

00:55Kalia. Kalia.

00:56Kalia. Kalia.

00:58Kalia.

00:59Kalia.

01:00Kalia.

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01:40Kalia.

01:41Kalia.

01:42Kalia.

01:43Kalia.

01:44Two for you.

01:46Two for me.

01:48Three for you.

01:51Three for me.

01:52Fifty-fifty.

01:53It's even.

01:54Everything okay?

01:55Okay.

01:56Happy?

01:57Very happy.

01:58No cheating?

02:00No cheating.

02:01If you think it's cheating, use this calculator.

02:02No.

02:03You're great.

02:04Kutty Anna.

02:05Fool Anna.

02:06Take this.

02:07Kutty Anna.

02:08Fool Anna.

02:09Welcome.

02:10Is it okay?

02:11Karan.

02:12I told you.

02:14It's Karan.

02:15His lover, Tanya, has gone to Dubai for an inquiry.

02:19One man.

02:21All in one. One and all.

02:22Who is it?

02:23His name is Rocky.

02:24You're Karan and he's Murugan.

02:26It's their own hotel.

02:27But you go to another hotel to eat.

02:28He's younger and he's older.

02:29They still love each other like brothers and sisters.

02:32Brothers and sisters?

02:33If you want to know anything else, tell me.

02:34I can tell you more.

02:35Look, we don't want to know about us.

02:37We want to know about Tanya.

02:39Tanya is nothing.

02:40I can tell you about her past and future.

02:42Tell me.

02:43Tell me.

02:45Look, we just want to know about this birth.

02:47Okay?

02:48Is she a maid?

02:50Did she take your stuff and run away?

02:53Not a maid.

02:55I stole her heart and took her away.

02:57I see.

02:57It's a matter of heart.

02:58We'll go for 15-20 days to get our passports.

03:01That's why we're sending you first.

03:02So that we can get the information first.

03:05It's not difficult for you, right?

03:06I'll take Rs. 25,000.

03:07Rs. 25,000?

03:10Okay.

03:11Is this an advance?

03:13Rs. 25,000 for the rest after the work is done.

03:14Rs. 50,000?

03:15What else?

03:16We want to know about Tanya.

03:18We don't want to know about Dubai.

03:19Murugan.

03:21I agree.

03:22Okay.

03:23After meeting Tanya, give the remaining Rs. 50,000.

03:25That's it.

03:26So, it's a total of Rs. 100,000.

03:28Tanya will come and give her address for Rs. 100,000.

03:31Do you know that?

03:32Okay. Call her.

03:33Take her address.

03:33Okay. Okay.

03:34Why don't you do it?

03:35Come on. It's very expensive.

03:36Come on.

03:36You're making a beer. Come on.

03:39Okay, brother.

03:39No. I don't want to work with beggars.

03:40I don't want to do this.

03:41I'll give you Rs. 100,000.

03:44Okay.

03:46How will I recognise her?

03:49Yes.

03:50This is her.

03:54What is this?

03:55Does she look like this?

03:56What?

03:57No. Not like this.

03:58Not like this.

03:59What should I do with her?

04:00Should I feed her chillies?

04:00Brother, show me some photos.

04:02How will I recognise her?

04:03Actually, I don't have her photograph.

04:07I have her name.

04:07Tanya Moolchandani.

04:09Give this to her.

04:11Maybe she'll recognise me.

04:12Will she recognise you if I show her your parrot?

04:14Yes.

04:15You guys are so sweet.

04:17I swear.

04:18Okay. Your work will be done. Go.

04:25Dubai.

04:43Welcome to Dubai, brother.

04:44Forget that. How was the work?

04:45It was great.

04:46She goes on rent every day for 8-9 hours.

04:48Does a girl go on rent?

04:49Not a girl. A car.

04:51I have a rental car business.

04:52It's doing well because of you.

04:53I am asking about Tanya.

04:54Brother, she has changed her name.

04:57She has kept Natasha.

04:58I have enquired everything at the Indian Embassy.

05:00Here is the address.

05:03Very good.

05:04You are working fast these days.

05:06Very good.

05:06Come, brother. Let's go.

05:12Wow. What a bungalow, brother.

05:14Very good.

05:15Hey, that's the bungalow.

05:19Oh, this is it.

05:20One balcony, two windows, one main gate.

05:24I don't understand which tree is this.

05:25But I'll write it down.

05:26Are you a Dalal?

05:27Yes.

05:28We have come to spy, right?

05:29We haven't come here to open an estate agency.

05:31Leave this.

05:32Hold this.

05:33Brother, this is very good.

05:35You have brought a stick.

05:35People here keep a lot of dogs.

05:37I don't know..

05:39This is the house.

05:40This is the house.

05:42This is the mike.

05:44Shall I say something?

05:45You don't have to say anything.

05:46You have to listen to it.

05:48Okay.

05:48You go there.

05:51I'll listen to it.

05:52You will listen to it?

05:53I won't listen to it.

05:55I'll see it. I'll listen to it.

05:57You go.

05:58You go. Please.

06:11Natasha.

06:12Coming.

06:17The other way.

06:23Not the other way.

06:25The mike should be the other way.

06:29Yes. The mike should be the other way.

06:31Do it.

06:42How is it, Natasha?

06:43Isn't it sexy?

06:45Is this Natasha or a 70mm spectacle?

06:48Look at this.

06:52It's a very old item.

06:54Karan, I think it's a junkie.

06:57Natasha.

06:58Why is she calling herself again and again?

07:00I don't know.

07:01Natasha.

07:02What happened, Sweety?

07:05What happened, Sweety?

07:12Why are you shouting?

07:13Is Natasha a man?

07:15I don't know what she has written in her name.

07:19I think this man is full of doubt.

07:21We are getting late for the shooting.

07:22Where is Natasha?

07:24Sweety, Natasha is in her room.

07:29Aunty.

07:30Sorry, aunty. I'm late.

07:33Just five more minutes.

07:34Okay? Come fast.

07:35This is Natasha.

07:39This is 100% Natasha.

07:44Hi, Kholu.

07:47You know, today is a big day for me.

07:52I have a video album shooting today.

07:56If you were with me, my happiness would have doubled.

08:02I miss you.

08:04We miss him too.

08:06What's this? Tears in your eyes?

08:10And why do you think you are alone?

08:12I am with you in this house.

08:15Look.

08:17Jayantilal and Tommy are also with you.

08:20Right?

08:25Come on, hurry up.

08:26We will get late for the shooting.

08:28Come on, get in the car quickly.

08:29Yes, start the car.

08:31Oh!

08:32Oh!

08:33I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry.

08:35No, it's okay.

08:36I was going.

08:37I'm sorry.

08:38It's okay.

08:39I'm sorry.

08:40Come, I'll help you.

08:41The way is this way.

08:43Please forgive me.

08:44It's okay. Absolutely okay.

08:45I couldn't see you at all.

08:46Come here.

08:47I was going straight.

08:48Come on, hurry up.

08:49Brother, remove this.

08:50Come on.

08:52Poor guy.

08:54Let's go.

09:00Ready?

09:01Yeah.

09:03One, two, three, four.

09:04One, two, three, four.

09:06One.

09:09Cut. Cut. Cut.

09:13Brother, what are you doing here?

09:15No, I'll dance where Natasha is.

09:17Dance. Dance.

09:18You don't do this in the shooting.

09:20You'll get hurt later.

09:21I'll dance.

09:22I'll dance.

09:23I'll dance.

09:24I'll dance.

09:25I'll dance.

09:27I'll dance.

09:28I'll dance.

09:29I'll dance.

09:30You can dance as much as you want later.

09:31Okay? Let's sit there.

09:33Let's go.

09:34Come on, let's go.

09:35I'll be right back.

09:38Quiet.

09:39Sorry, director.

09:41Actually, he bumped into Natasha's car.

09:43Since then he has become a loser.

09:45He has lost his memory too.

09:48Brother, who is this loser?

09:52His brother who died is him.

09:54Okay.

09:55Why should we care?

09:56He must be a distant relative.

09:57Why are you listening to us? Keep it there.

10:01Natasha.

10:05Sanju.

10:07What a pleasant surprise.

10:10Wow, Natasha.

10:12You look very beautiful.

10:14Today is the first video album of your career.

10:17All the very best.

10:19Thank you, Sanju. Thank you so much.

10:24Natasha, I want to talk to you about something important.

10:28What happened?

10:30Don't go there.

10:31Stay.

10:32Come.

10:37But, brother, who is he?

10:40I don't know. We'll have to find out.

10:42Hold the mic properly.

10:45What's the matter, Sanju?

10:47Why do you look so worried?

10:49Natasha, your friend...

10:51Raj Sinha.

10:53I have found out everything about him.

10:56Natasha, he is not just a drunkard.

10:58He is also a drug addict.

11:01What?

11:02He doesn't just take drugs.

11:04He also sells drugs.

11:06Oh, no.

11:09Why can't I hear you?

11:11Brother, can I go a little further?

11:13Yes. Give the mic to him.

11:16Stand straight.

11:18You mean I shouldn't go?

11:20Stay away from him, Natasha.

11:23For my sake.

11:25Sanju, I can't believe it.

11:28Even I couldn't believe it earlier.

11:30Raj, what are you saying?

11:31You can't believe it, right?

11:32But...

11:33Take this.

11:35It's a paper. Read it.

11:36There is a police report in it.

11:38There.

11:44Oh, my God.

11:48Thank you so much, Sanju.

11:50I would have lost my way if it wasn't for you.

11:52Madam, your phone.

11:55It's his.

11:56I did it. I did it.

11:57Cut. Cut.

12:01Hello.

12:03Raj.

12:05I don't want to talk to you ever again.

12:08And I don't want to have any relation with you.

12:10And if you ever try to meet me again

12:13or try to call me again

12:15I will go to the police and file a complaint.

12:22Be strong.

12:23I am there.

12:24Natasha.

12:25Shot is ready.

12:26Please come.

12:27Go. Your shot is ready. Go.

12:30I will wait.

12:32And Natasha, be strong.

12:36Hello.

12:37Wow. You are wearing a new kurta.

12:39It's nice.

12:40Wow.

12:40It's not a kurta. It's a coat.

12:42It's not a coat. It's this.

12:43It's a coat. It's a coat.

12:45It's a pant.

12:46It's a pant that you are wearing in your hand.

12:48It's nice.

12:49What is this?

12:50It's a handkerchief.

12:53Where did it come from?

12:54Handkerchief. It's a handkerchief.

12:56Yes.

12:57It's a vest.

12:58You wear a vest inside a shirt.

13:00What you wear inside is called socks.

13:02Socks.

13:03You wear socks inside a shoe.

13:05What you wear inside a shoe is called underwear.

13:07Underwear.

13:09Underwear.

13:09It's not underwear. It's underwear.

13:11Show me. Show me.

13:11You are wearing it.

13:12It's called underwear.

13:13Show me. Show me.

13:14Come on.

13:16Hey, I think your knee is bad.

13:18Get it treated with a plumber.

13:20I am serious.

13:21Yes.

13:21With a plumber.

13:22Hey, the blouse will tear.

13:24It will tear.

13:27Get lost.

13:30But it's a nice kurta.

13:31It's a nice kurta.

13:32One, two, three, four.

13:36One, two, three, four.

13:38One, two, three, four.

13:40We will have to find out more details about this girl.

13:42No, brother.

13:43We will have to find out more details about this girl.

13:51What happened?

13:51Nothing.

13:56What happened?

13:57Nothing.

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