Krushna ने की Sudesh के साथ ये हरकत _ Best Of Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe

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00:00Mona is here.

00:00Hi, sir.

00:01Who are you?

00:04Come here, come here.

00:05With a heart.

00:06Sit, sit.

00:08Sit, sit, sit.

00:09Hi, sir.

00:10You?

00:11How did you get so late?

00:12Sir, there was a guy after me, sir.

00:16There was a guy after you? How did you get late?

00:18Sir, I was walking slowly.

00:20Oh, a joke, a joke.

00:23No, no, sir. This is Balbola.

00:26Balbola?

00:27Yes.

00:27Bablu, Bablu.

00:28Bablu.

00:29I see.

00:30Son.

00:31Yes.

00:31Go.

00:34Get a hot cup of coffee for Mona.

00:36Yes.

00:37And get a stick for Bablu.

00:39A stick?

00:40I said a stick, sir. A stick.

00:42Yes.

00:43Sir, why did you call for such a big meeting all of a sudden?

00:46I'll tell you.

00:47Yes, sir.

00:47Sit down.

00:52Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

00:54Today we are here

00:55to talk about our new show.

00:58English?

00:59We have to take the best talent available

01:02in the entire

01:04universe.

01:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

01:11Sir, I'm sorry. You don't know English?

01:14Wait a minute.

01:15I talk Punjabi.

01:17We are going to make a show

01:19that will amaze you.

01:21It's going to be great.

01:23It's not going to be a show where you have to say

01:25some things and some things you don't have to say.

01:29You don't have to say some things.

01:30It's not like,

01:31Nikul, my brother,

01:32this and that brother of mine

01:33are talking and robbing the producers.

01:37You don't know Punjabi?

01:40I'm sorry.

01:41I talk Bengali.

01:43Believe it or not,

01:45this is the beginning of the world.

01:46But the world is going to end soon.

01:49When the sun rises,

01:51the flowers will...

01:53Nothing happens.

01:55Then what should I do?

01:58It's a business, Vipul.

01:59I'm being paid.

02:00Do you understand?

02:02Anyway,

02:02they didn't understand anything.

02:04But you must have understood.

02:06Yes, sir.

02:07I want to make a show

02:09that will end the comedy circus.

02:13End it?

02:14Yes.

02:14I have a fantastic idea, sir.

02:16Yes.

02:17We'll hold the meeting till 11.

02:18Hmm.

02:19Because the comedy circus comes at 8.30.

02:21It ends at 10.

02:26When we give jobs to the tea vendors on the channel,

02:30this is what happens.

02:31Try to understand.

02:32Hmm.

02:33I want to make a show

02:35Hmm.

02:35that will destroy my channel.

02:37Really?

02:38Yes.

02:38Because my channel is a colourful channel.

02:41Wow.

02:42I want to make a show

02:44whose name will be comedy.

02:46But there will be no comedy in it.

02:49Sir, I say,

02:50to make a successful comedy show,

02:52Hmm.

02:53we bring in the best talent from outside.

02:57Sir, can I say something?

02:58Hmm.

02:59Sir, to make a successful show,

03:02we bring in the best talent from outside.

03:06Mona, tell me something honestly.

03:08Yes, sir.

03:09Have you ever been kicked on your face?

03:14No, sir.

03:15No, right?

03:16Okay.

03:17Let's make a kick show this evening.

03:20One kick on your face.

03:21What nonsense is this?

03:23You are saying what she is saying.

03:25What is this?

03:26Tell me what I don't know.

03:30I want to tell you something.

03:31Sir, keep quiet.

03:35Sir, I...

03:36Are you mad?

03:37The phone is ringing.

03:39Hello.

03:40What?

03:43Keep it this way.

03:44Yes, keep quiet.

03:45Yes, tell me.

03:46Sir, I will tell you something that you don't know.

03:48Yes.

03:48Sir, when you are not at home,

03:51your wife roams around with a stranger.

03:55Hey, why are you putting my name in the middle?

03:58Don't put my name in the middle.

04:01What is this? Are you my wife?

04:03Right.

04:04Sir, she is the stranger with whom your wife roams around.

04:08I want to slap you.

04:10What kind of a stranger is he?

04:11He makes me drink tea and eat all day.

04:14You go around with her.

04:15Stay with her for 20 years.

04:16It's a very good thing.

04:18Why don't you understand what I am saying?

04:20I have come up with a good idea.

04:22I want to make a show

04:24that will make people go crazy.

04:27You want to make people go crazy, right?

04:28Yes.

04:28Take Siddharth Jadhav.

04:30Rs. 40,000 per month.

04:32And he won't even look at his show.

04:35He is such a black man.

04:38Look, you think you are worth Rs. 40,000.

04:40You will have to snatch the scent to freshen up 5 lakh rooms.

04:43You will have to put on perfume.

04:44Who will give that?

04:46What nonsense are you talking?

04:47Sir, I am telling you to leave Siddharth Jadhav.

04:49Take his partner Bharti.

04:50She lives next to me.

04:51We will come to her house.

04:52We will save the rickshaw fare.

04:56You are an old friend of mine.

04:58Will you slap him?

05:02Very good.

05:02You may sit.

05:03Thank you, sir.

05:03What nonsense are you talking?

05:05If you want to judge someone by looking at the car,

05:07then no one judges Archana.

05:09Have you ever seen an auto judge?

05:11Yes.

05:12Come here.

05:13Come here.

05:15Son, you are Sanjay.

05:17Son, have some shame.

05:18You are an officer.

05:19He is a tea vendor.

05:20He is senior to you.

05:21Sit with him.

05:21You will get slapped.

05:24Sir, I don't understand one thing.

05:25Why are you after the comedy circus?

05:28I want to take revenge.

05:29Revenge?

05:31My father died because of the comedy circus.

05:34What are you saying, sir?

05:35One day, Sudesh Lahiri was doing a stand-up in the comedy circus.

05:40I don't know what he kept shouting for 10 minutes.

05:43My father was watching.

05:44He didn't laugh at all.

05:46He was shocked to death.

05:48That's what I am saying, sir.

05:51If Krishna had done a stand-up instead of him,

05:53then my entire family would have died.

05:57Sir, I will tell you.

05:58You don't talk nonsense.

06:00I want you to find a strong man.

06:03There is only one strong man, sir.

06:05Take Sohail Khan as a judge.

06:06I am telling you.

06:07He is very good.

06:08He brings biryani to the set.

06:10Sir, can I say something?

06:11Yes, tell me.

06:12Sir, take a strong man, Sohail Khan.

06:15He brings biryani to the set.

06:16He is a very good man.

06:19Mona.

06:20Yes, sir.

06:21Tell me something honestly.

06:22Yes, sir.

06:23Have you ever hit your back with a hammer?

06:27No, sir.

06:28Okay.

06:29Let's make a show in the evening.

06:32I will beat you up.

06:34We will hit you with a hammer.

06:36What nonsense are you talking?

06:38You are repeating what he is saying.

06:40I will take Sohail Khan and beat him up.

06:42What will I do with him?

06:43Sir, I am telling you the truth.

06:44You have to do a full flop.

06:46I have to do a full flop.

06:47You have to do a full flop.

06:49I..

06:49Channel is shut.

06:50It's over.

06:51Then take Rajiv Thakur.

06:54Sir, can I say something?

06:55Yes.

06:56Take Rajiv Thakur.

06:59On this note, let's have a hot death.

07:06Sir, sir.

07:09Sir, I mean to say..

07:11Let's take the respected Mr. Mantra in this show.

07:13Wow.

07:14I didn't know that you are a fan of death.

07:18Sir, your Mona..

07:21It's good that you killed her.

07:22She is like a character.

07:24She is like Siddharth in Comedy Circus for a few bucks.

07:27Do you know that?

07:30Sir, I mean to say..

07:31Sir, bring a man like Archana.

07:33Someone who laughs well.

07:35Where will we find a woman with six lungs?

07:39Look, we need a judge like Archana.

07:42Because the name of Comedy Circus is..

07:46The name of Comedy Circus is..

07:48Archana has a big hand in it.

07:49It's not just a big hand, it's a big foot too.

07:52I have seen it.

07:53You used to shoot for Bol Bachchan, right?

07:55Yes.

07:55If you turn your foot like this during lunch time..

07:57..it would become a dining table for six people.

08:00Sir, if we don't find Archana..

08:01..she won't come from there.

08:03You need someone like a man.

08:04Yes.

08:05Take Neha.

08:06Wow.

08:06Oh God.

08:07I am very happy with this.

08:12Sir, hey.

08:12No, no.

08:13Get up.

08:14No.

08:14Come here and sit.

08:17Please sit, sir.

08:20Yes.

08:20Take Neha.

08:21You won't face any budget problem.

08:23No expenses.

08:24She roams around with her own sofa.

08:28She won't have any expense for the chair.

08:31Tell me something else.

08:32I had told you something else.

08:33Sohail Khan.

08:34Sohail Khan.

08:35You know what?

08:35Anyone can cook biryani.

08:37Find a judge whose film is not good.

08:40There is no one like that, sir.

08:41Then call Tushar.

08:43No, sir.

08:45I want a judge who will give me films.

08:47He should ask for films from me.

08:48Wow.

08:49Hello.

08:51Take the chair.

08:52And..

08:53Ma'am, why do you need a chair?

08:55Wow.

08:56You..

08:57Stand up.

08:58Sit down.

08:59Okay.

09:00You tell me.

09:04I am feeling very hot.

09:05So please switch on the AC.

09:07I am very tired.

09:08AC is very strong, ma'am.

09:09Wow.

09:12Ma'am.

09:13Try to understand.

09:15You are really funny.

09:16I liked you very much, Chapadasi.

09:18Hey.

09:19She is funny.

09:20You don't know what is funny.

09:22What nonsense are you talking?

09:24If I want to be a judge, I will have to agree to two conditions.

09:27What are the conditions?

09:28The director will have to hire Rohit Shetty.

09:30Okay.

09:31And my co-star Ritesh will have to hire me as a judge.

09:34Only then I will work.

09:34Otherwise I won't.

09:35Why?

09:36I will have to.

09:37Because I will go with their combination.

09:40What a punch line.

09:41I will go.

09:43Wow.

09:44One minute.

09:45I will have to work here.

09:47Okay?

09:47I also have some conditions.

09:48You seem to have two conditions.

09:50Tell me the rest.

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