Bad Dog_ Bad Dogs And Englishmen

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00:00You

00:19Hey, welcome home from Russia last most let us take your bag

00:24I

00:30Repeat we have incoming foreigners. Where's the customs dog? I need a dog

00:39Thank goodness you're here

00:40I need you to check out all these foreign people stuff if you smell anything interesting just rip open their bags and check it out

00:55Oh

00:57How'd the big chess tournament go great first?

01:00I lost to the Russian supercomputer which cheats by the way

01:03Then I had an eight-hour layover in Siberia. The only way to keep warm was to huddle with the goats

01:11Well that explains the smell. Anyway, everything's fine. Now. You're back in nice safe Pleasantville

01:18Oh

01:23We're live at the Pleasantville Airport where England's notorious hand kisser the lecher of Lancaster

01:29Earl Stubly has arrived to propose marriage to noted socialite Tiffany Reese

01:36Earl Stubly Jackie's Maggie channel 9 news

01:48Has rejected some of the most eligible bachelors in the world other than your notorious leasiness and greed

01:54What qualities do you think will set you apart from her past suitors?

02:08Certainly not. I had my butler do it dig in boy

02:19Oh

02:21How dare you this clock is a priceless family heirloom, which I intend to give to my future wife as a proposal gift

02:37Heavens man, keep that dirty foaming bonded hound away from Lord Tiggles

02:42Lord Tickles

02:44Lord Tiggles

02:46Stubly is the little man in the clock. He also happens to be the first royal member of the Stubly family

02:53Why am I even speaking to you?

02:57And who smells like a goat?

03:02Sorry, sorry about the smell and the dog for some reason Berkeley just despises cuckoos

03:09You should have seen him on the family vacation in Switzerland

03:13Yodeler's tumbling that way clockmakers crying in the streets. Oh, it was something to see how very extraordinary

03:20And now I have to find one of those luggage carriages

03:33Just ignore her crass American ways and instead

03:38Focus on all her beautiful mounds of money

03:43Miss Reese Oh Stubly at your service

03:50Beauty is absolutely intoxicating

03:54Did you bring me a gift?

03:56Certainly my dear and if you like it, I insist

03:59Oh

04:14And such a special doggie at that

04:17Oh, this is the very very best person I've ever gotten. I think I'll call him

04:24Muffin

04:26Naturally, you prefer the lowly slobbering mongrel to this 17th century Swiss made precision timepiece

04:33Of course, I do you pudgy little angel

04:37Muffin give daddy more kisses

04:42Excellent now, what do you say we shop the hound in the cellar and catch a little theater in the park?

04:49You're joking, of course, he's going to go everywhere we go

05:00We're waiting darling

05:03When you mentioned exercise

05:06I'd rather had in mind the brisk walk or perhaps a feisty game of croquet

05:11If we're going to be married, you'll have to learn to do the things I like

05:16Look at you, dude. Oh, I don't know who's cuter

05:20It was so nice of the ambulance men to drop us here at the restaurant, it's too bad your feet swell so bad

05:50It'll probably be days before you can take your skates off

05:55Small indignity to endure for you my culturally challenged little angel

06:04Good evening and welcome to the two-leaf clover. I'll be your leprechaun for the evening

06:11Let's just start with three bowls of leprechaun soup

06:15Don't you just love the restaurant?

06:20Mm-hmm

06:26Look how well muffin is eating you soon. Why don't you try it his way?

06:31Well, my darling. I don't think it's quite dignified to lap one soup

06:36But if you insist, I'll just throw generations of pride and breeding

06:41To the wind

06:46Really this is quite the most disgusting thing. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the restroom to be unwell

06:54Would somebody kindly give me a push to get me rolling?

07:11When you suggested dancing I was rather expecting a ball or perhaps a tea dance

07:24Okay, it's square dancing time

07:28Everybody stamp your feet now take your partners by the hand and spin them till they can't stand

07:34Spin them high spin them low spin them fast and then let them go

07:41I

07:50Think I hear wedding bells

07:56Done it it took the patience of a saint

08:11I

08:15Will done we told Lord Tiggles from his little roost normally prone to our displays of emotion muffin

08:23But you

08:29These people were at the door

08:32They say that muffin belongs to them. Hey there Earl. We've been tracking you all the way from the airport

08:39It was easy we just followed Berkeley's trail of destruction

08:47And then you'll take him far far away

08:52You're a jolly decent dog you're a good

08:58I'm

08:59Sorry, I deceived you. I saw how much you liked the horrid little dog and I wanted to marry you so badly

09:05I just pretended he was mine

09:11You sweet one cheat little man, I tell you what Oh once we're married

09:17We'll get ourselves a muffin of our own. In fact, we'll get a dozen muffins and take them with us everywhere

09:24Heck we'll even give you the name of Berkeley's breeder

09:29With his brothers

09:35Had to do it

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