Bad Dog_ If Bad Dog Had A Hammer

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00:11It's horn improvement time!

00:15Who wants to help good old dad do some chores?

00:18Come on!

00:21Who feels lucky?

00:24Ahh!

00:34Well, I guess it's you guys and Trevor.

00:37No...

00:39Actually, I'm sneaking away.

00:41What a kidder!

00:43You two round up your big brother while I fire up the glue gun.

00:49Good idea, Trev!

00:51Let's start with that loose railing knob.

00:54Whoa!

01:00Hmm. Good thing you pointed this out to me, Trev.

01:03Someone could have gotten hurt.

01:05Honey, I have to run out to pick up some new therapy puppets.

01:07As long as you're in one of your little screwdriver moods.

01:10Would you mind tightening the doorknob on my office while I'm out?

01:13I'll get my team right on it.

01:15Hal, take me with you!

01:17Okay, guys.

01:19Our first little job will be to somehow, someway

01:22pry Trevor off the floor.

01:40It's okay, guys.

01:42The more we break, the more we get to fix.

01:44Let's start with that loose doorknob.

01:48The more we get to fix, the more we get to fix.

01:51Hey, wait a minute.

01:53Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

01:55Ouch!

01:57Milk and chocolate cake?

01:59Maybe at break time.

02:02Maybe at walk time.

02:04Dad, maybe we should just forget this whole thing

02:06and call in a qualified professional?

02:08Trevor, I'm surprised at you.

02:11You should know by now that no matter how grave the crisis,

02:14a Patansky never calls in a qualified professional.

02:17No, Trevor.

02:19A Patansky sees potential in adversity

02:22and opportunity in crisis.

02:24And as a Patansky, you should see

02:26that this is the perfect opportunity

02:28to completely remodel Mom's office

02:30just like she's always wanted.

02:32Mom never said anything about wanting her office remodeled.

02:36Well, she never actually said it,

02:38but deep down, that's what she really wants.

02:41What do you say, guys? Let's jump to it.

02:46Can we wait for the pain to stop first?

02:48All right. We already got the hole for Mom's new skylight.

02:57Now that we've agreed to take on a big, scary job,

03:01we need big, scary tools.

03:03What? What do you mean by scary?

03:06Trevor, I present to you

03:09the future of home improvement.

03:12Say hello to the Build-A-Matic wonder thing.

03:16Just listen to that name roll off your tongue.

03:19Oh, boy.

03:22No, no, Trev. Not boy.

03:25Build. See, Build-A-Matic wonder thing.

03:37Go on. Hop inside. Grab the controls.

03:47Bark! Bark!

03:50Bark! Bark!

03:53Bark! Bark!

03:55Bark is big and maddening. Yeah!

04:07Barkley, look at me!

04:17No, on second thought, look back the way you were looking.

04:33On third thought, look back toward me.

04:41Barkley, no! Get out of here with that thing!

04:46Whoa!

05:05Barkley, come back!

05:08I just had the most horrible nightmare I...

05:16Oh, no. It's one of those nightmare in a nightmare nightmares.

05:20Quick! Somebody pinch me and wake me up!

05:30Keep the monster away from me!

05:34Hmm.

05:43Trev, pick up the remote and hit the red button.

05:53Whoa!

05:57Whoa!

06:03Here, do something.

06:08It won't shut down. Try pressing the blue button.

06:12No, that's for the power painter.

06:27Push the green button.

06:30That's the super drill.

06:34Why? Why?

06:37Why, why, why, why, why isn't this remote working?

06:42Did you check the batteries?

06:44They're gone.

06:46Why? Why, why, why, why, why are the batteries gone?

06:51Calm down, Trev. I have a plan.

06:54What's your plan?

06:57Run! Run like heck and don't look back!

07:03Run, Barkley! Run and don't look back!

07:14Whoa! Whoa!

07:17Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

07:22Whoa! Whoa!

07:31Ha, ha, ha! There's Bernie. He's a real live wire.

07:36Can't run, can you? Can't run anymore.

07:39Just a little further. At least keep going until I faint again.

07:43Don't worry, Trev. I have one last idea.

07:46Barkley! Bad dog! Bad dog!

07:51Barkley!

08:03I'm sorry, Barkley. You're a good dog.

08:06Now, go get Dad some batteries. Good dog!

08:11Little batteries. Little.

08:22Help!

08:41Well, it's a darn good thing the Build-A-Matic comes with cleaning attachments.

08:46Trev?

08:52Oh, my goodness.

08:55I don't know what to say. It's...

08:59Should I move my stuff out to Barkley's doghouse right away

09:02or do you want to yell at me for a while first?

09:05Yell at you?

09:07But this is my dream office.

09:10It is? I mean, of course it is.

09:13It's so wonderfully visceral. So raw.

09:17So, so exposed.

09:20Just like so many of my patients, it screams out and says,

09:23I'm broken. Fix me. Fix me.

09:27That works right out of my mouth.

09:33Speaking of fixing, the doorknob's still loose.

09:36Would you mind getting out one of your electronic doohickeys and tightening it up a little?

09:41Huh?

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