- 9/10/2024
Fool N Final - Bollywood Comedy Tasty.Vibes
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00:31I am talking to you.
00:33Calm down.
00:39Wait, let me explain.
00:41Listen to me.
00:42Munna, don't talk.
00:43Let him go.
00:44Listen to me.
00:49No, Munna.
00:50No.
00:51No.
00:52No.
01:00Listen, listen.
01:12Do you know the song?
01:14La la la.
01:15I am tired of listening to your song for the past 5 hours.
01:19I will hang you on the lake and sing a song on the lake.
01:22I know.
01:23Tell me.
01:24Tell me.
01:25He is a fool.
01:26Will you eat?
01:27Raja, relax.
01:28Puttu, look ahead.
01:29Otherwise, Rocky will escape.
01:30I won't look ahead.
01:32Why won't you look ahead?
01:34My eyesight is weak.
01:36Your eyesight is weak?
01:40Tell me, what is that?
01:43That round thing.
01:45That is the moon.
01:46That is the moon, right?
01:47Then how far will you look, you fool?
01:54This is the place of the bookies.
01:56Rocky must have come here.
01:58Okay.
01:59Okay.
02:00All right.
02:04Brother Chikna.
02:07Hello.
02:08Hey, did you wake him up or not?
02:10Brother Chikna, Rocky hasn't come yet.
02:11How will we wake him up?
02:13What?
02:14Bloody Rocky.
02:15I don't know where he is right now.
02:17Once he comes, I will teach him a lesson.
02:22Hey, I think Rocky has come.
02:24I will call you.
02:29Let's go.
02:45What?
02:46What is the problem?
02:47All right?
02:49Hit him.
02:50Hit him.
02:51Hit him.
02:52Hit him.
02:54I think.
02:59Sorry, uncle.
03:03Uncle, hurry up.
03:04Come on.
03:06Puttu, put him in the car.
03:07Uncle, in his hand.
03:08There is no ring named Rocky.
03:10We will put it.
03:11Uncle, there is no Rocky written on his hand.
03:12He will write.
03:13What is his spelling?
03:14There is no chain on his briefcase.
03:16Check his teeth.
03:18There is no gold tooth in his mouth.
03:20We will put it.
03:22Uncle, he is not Rocky.
03:24We have hit the wrong man.
03:28Uncle, how will we repay Mosco Chikna's loan?
03:31I don't know what to do.
03:32Hey, you.
03:33Mosco Chikna has gone to hell.
03:35First, I will repay my old loan.
03:37And now, I will repay the car loan.
03:40One second.
03:41One second.
03:42We will repay the loan.
03:43How?
03:44We will rob the bookies.
03:46Do you remember what Mosco Chikna said?
03:47There is a gang of lakhs here.
03:49Let's go and rob them.
03:50Come on, let's go.
03:51One minute.
03:52I have come here for driving.
03:53I have not come to steal.
03:54Tell me first.
03:55All right.
03:56Tina, you two stay here.
03:57Uncle, let's go and get the bookies.
03:58Let's go.
04:02Hands up.
04:03Everybody, hands up.
04:04Uncle, come here.
04:05What are you doing?
04:06Hey, no one will move.
04:07No one will move.
04:08No one is going to move.
04:09You don't move.
04:10Hello.
04:13Hands up.
04:14Hands up.
04:15Hello, madam.
04:17There is a gun in this.
04:20This is not a stick.
04:22Did you understand?
04:23I am a very dangerous man.
04:25Very dangerous.
04:26Shall I tell you about me too?
04:27Yes, this is also there.
04:28What is this?
04:29Is it dangerous?
04:30Yes, it is dangerous.
04:31May I help you?
04:34Uncle, what is he doing?
04:35What did she say?
04:36Hey, Bulbul.
04:37Don't act.
04:38Take out the money.
04:39Do you know who is the owner of this place?
04:41Why do you want to know the owner?
04:43One minute, brother.
04:46It is clearly written in the scriptures.
04:48Whoever has a stick, take out his buffalo.
04:50Take it out.
04:56She is feeling shy.
04:57She is not feeling shy.
04:58She is trapped.
04:59Trapped?
05:01Run.
05:02Run.
05:04Move.
05:05Move.
05:23Uncle, leave it.
05:24We are stuck.
05:26What do you mean?
05:27It means it won't open from inside.
05:29Let's go.
05:36Puttu, why haven't they come yet?
05:40I think something is wrong.
05:42I will go and check.
05:51Are you here to steal or to relax?
05:53Useless people.
05:54The door you came from is locked.
05:58We can't go out.
05:59Useless people.
06:00This door...
06:01Don't close it.
06:02Hey, you idiot.
06:03Let's go.
06:04Let's go.
06:08This door is locked.
06:09What is the problem with this door?
06:11Oh, no.
06:12It is locked.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14Who is it?
06:22Useless people.
06:24Do something.
06:26Sorry, boss.
06:31It's okay.
06:34Hey, look.
06:35A ring.
06:36And a briefcase with a chain.
06:40Rocky.
06:42Yes.
06:50Lucky.
06:51Lucky.
06:52What was the name of your fighter?
06:56Munna JD Seth.
06:58Munna.
06:59Actually, I made a mistake.
07:02Sorry.
07:03I am worried about your mistake.
07:05What did you say?
07:06A crore.
07:07A crore?
07:08How?
07:09I bet a crore on his victory.
07:14And he lost.
07:15But JD Seth, what is our fault in this?
07:18He is a stupid mechanic.
07:19He has a habit of opening the engine in one shot.
07:21By the time I reached there, your fighter was late.
07:25Lucky, do you know what day after tomorrow is?
07:29Your birthday, sir?
07:30Happy birthday, sir.
07:31Happy birthday, sir.
07:32Lucky, there is another fight day after tomorrow, right?
07:34Yes, there is a fight.
07:36If Drago had won today's fight, who would have been the favorite in the day after tomorrow's fight?
07:40Drago?
07:41Who will it be now?
07:43Munna.
07:45Who will the public bet on?
07:46Munna.
07:48How much?
07:49Double.
07:51So, Munna will fight that fight, right?
07:53He will.
07:54Who will bring Munna?
07:56Me.
07:57And in the third round, Munna...
07:58Munna won't lose, JD Seth.
07:59He is a stupid mechanic. He won't agree.
08:01So, it is your job to put him straight in his stupid head.
08:04Otherwise, Peter knows very well how many pieces of your head he has to break.
08:13You are in trouble.
08:15I mean, you are in trouble, JD Seth.
08:17We, your people, are in trouble.
08:19We are in trouble.
08:20Let's go. Let's go.
08:21We will bring Munna.
08:24Munna.
08:29Be careful. Be careful.
08:31Hey, idiot.
08:32Is he a sack of potatoes?
08:34He is a living man.
08:35If you hit him like that, he will die.
08:38Is he your father-in-law?
08:39What is this?
08:40Are you beating your father-in-law?
08:42Is he your father-in-law?
08:43Idiot.
08:44I won't get married.
08:45Where will I get married?
08:46Who will marry a fool?
08:48Girls like you.
08:51Give me my money first.
08:52I don't have money.
08:54I don't have money.
08:55You don't have money?
08:56Wait.
08:58First of all, your dog ate my mobile.
09:00And on top of that, you say you don't have money.
09:04What did I say?
09:05I told you standing down there.
09:06What did I say on top of that?
09:07I don't have money.
09:09Do you have a bowl?
09:10Do you have a bowl?
09:11Do you want to beg?
09:12There is the bowl.
09:13Go and beg on the signal.
09:14I am giving you dollars.
09:15Collect everything.
09:16Go and beg.
09:18Let's see who begs.
09:20You...
09:23Idiot.
09:29Is he dead?
09:31Move.
09:34What are you all doing here?
09:35I hit him.
09:36You hit him?
09:37Yes.
09:38I hit him on the head for begging.
09:41You hit him.
09:42If you don't give me my money, I will hit you too.
09:44I am a thief.
09:45I am a thief on everyone.
09:46Shut up.
09:47Shut up.
09:48Now the boss will get the money.
09:49We will give him his horoscope.
09:50Everyone will get their money.
09:51The matter is settled.
09:52Okay?
09:53Okay.
09:54What is this?
09:55Why is there such a lock and key in his horoscope?
10:04Where is the stuff?
10:08Yes.
10:13One minute.
10:16Take this.
10:17What is this?
10:18Your horoscope.
10:19Horoscope?
10:20Why did you say that?
10:22I think I will have to erase your horoscope.
10:24I will hit you.
10:27I don't have any relationship with anyone.
10:30I am a simple driver.
10:31I have small wives and children.
10:33If I make a mistake, who is responsible?
10:38Where did you get married?
10:41Your father-in-law is lying.
10:42Why did you hit your future wife?
10:46Look at him.
10:47I didn't hit her.
10:48Look at him.
10:49Do you want proof?
10:50He is unmarried.
10:51Do you want proof?
10:52Look at him.
10:53He is saying yes.
10:54I didn't say anything.
10:55He is saying yes.
10:56I didn't say anything.
10:57Wait.
10:58What are you doing?
10:59Hero.
11:00Take out the diamond.
11:01Otherwise the heroine is out.
11:02What is this?
11:03You are a man and you are pointing a gun at a girl.
11:06Do you have the guts?
11:07Do you have the guts?
11:08Then shoot him.
11:09Why are you pointing at me?
11:11Shoot me.
11:12I have asceticism.
11:13I can't eat bullets.
11:14I can't digest them.
11:15Then drink soda.
11:16Why are you pointing at me?
11:17Stop acting smart.
11:18Hero, do you want the diamond?
11:21Or should I shoot you?
11:25What is this, Mosco?
11:29You are acting smart.
11:31Actually, I should get some diamonds.
11:37Do you want a share?
11:39Come in line.
11:41Come in line.
11:43Come in line.
11:45Everyone will get a bullet for their share.
11:49Mosco, what is a bullet?
11:51You fool.
11:52You are messing with Mosco Chikra.
11:54Give Mosco Chikra the bullet.
11:57Chaubey.
11:58Chaubey.
11:59My money.
12:03There is nothing.
12:07There is nothing.
12:10There is nothing.
12:13I didn't want anyone to know that Mosco Chikra is behind the diamond theft.
12:21Give me the diamond.
12:23Otherwise, it won't take long for the second bullet to come out.
12:36Give me the diamond.
12:54And listen to me carefully.
12:57If anyone of you tells anyone that the diamond is with Mosco Chikra,
13:02then you won't be able to beg.
13:05Because I will kill all of you.
13:10This is my last time first warning.
13:14Last time first warning?
13:20Earlier, we were petty thieves.
13:22Now, we will be called murderers.
13:24We have fallen from the sky like dates.
13:34I have a solid idea.
13:36Listen.
13:37You are very smart.
13:38Come on, tell me.
13:40Let's do one thing.
13:41Come here.
13:43Let's take this dead body and keep it outside the shop.
13:46Okay?
13:47And we will write a letter in his pocket
13:49that Chaubey, Tina and Raja have nothing to do with this murder.
13:54Did you understand the idea?
13:56Then who will be suspected?
14:05Who?
14:30Shut up!
14:31Just shut up!
14:34I will write the letter.
14:35Is it a dead body or a post box?
14:37Think about it.
14:38Tina, Raja.
14:40I have nothing to do with this murder.
14:42I am leaving.
14:43Okay, I agree.
14:45I agree that he is my father-in-law.
14:47I agree.
14:49Whose car did he come in?
14:51Mine.
14:52Who brought him inside?
14:53I did.
14:54Who hit my father-in-law?
14:55I did.
14:58So?
14:59All the evidences are against you.
15:01Will you call the police?
15:05Call the CBI.
15:09You are my old friend.
15:11Why do you think so badly?
15:13You always try to fool me.
15:15You don't have to be so critical.
15:17Uncle.
15:18What should we do with him?
15:20What to do?
15:21Let's leave him.
15:22But on one condition.
15:23What is the condition?
15:25You have to bury this dead body.
15:28Otherwise we will bury you.
15:30That's right.
15:31Think about it.
15:33I will find the keys.
15:34You will find the head.
15:40I know two men.
15:44Who can dispose the dead body.
15:50Show me.
15:51Brother.
15:52He tried to steal from his bookie.
15:54He was caught with his close circuit camera.
15:58Who are these people?
15:59I don't know.
16:02Hey.
16:04I know him.
16:05Puttu Pallay.
16:07He is involved in many crimes.
16:09He is a cartoonist.
16:11Catch him.
16:13Okay.
16:29Munna.
16:30Please agree.
16:31I will do everything.
16:33I will paint the colony.
16:34Move.
16:35Down.
16:40Wait.
16:43I will fight for you.
16:45But I have to do one thing.
16:47You will fight for me.
16:49I will do two things.
16:50Tell me.
16:54No.
16:55There is nothing in his body.
16:58There is.
16:59I do everything.
17:00Put the tiger in the cage.
17:02Will you catch it?
17:05Tiger.
17:07Tiger.
17:13Will you catch it?
17:16Where is it?
17:17Behind.
17:18Where is it?
17:27Up.
17:28Not down.
17:33This is the tiger.
17:37I will go and catch it.
17:38Okay.
17:44Good boy.
17:45Come.
17:46Come.
17:48Come.
17:55Catch it.
17:58Tiger.
18:01Naughty.
18:06Wait.
18:07Tiger.
18:08Catch it.
18:10Catch it.
18:13Wait.
18:18Catch it.
18:19Wait.
18:22Wait.
18:49Wow.
18:50Wow.
18:51Wow.
18:56Munna.
18:57I have caught the tiger.
18:59It is in the cage.
19:01Second task.
19:02What second task?
19:04You said you will do two things.
19:06When did I?
19:10Who do I have to catch now?
19:12Minto Tiger's brother.
19:14Okay.
19:15Chicken's brother.
19:16Okay.
19:17Chicken's brother.
19:18I will catch him too.
19:19I am coming.
19:20Lucky man.
19:21I will catch him this time.
19:22You must be tired.
19:23Rest.
19:24Okay.
19:25I will catch Minto.
19:26Where is Minto?
19:27Behind.
19:28Down.
19:33He is a dog.
19:35How can he be chicken's uncle?
19:38Keep asking while running.
19:39He will tell you.
19:44Run.
19:47Run.
19:50Disgusting.
20:07Like that.
20:10I am not Banta.
20:11He is not Santa.
20:13Then who are you?
20:14He is Banta.
20:15He is Banta.
20:16I am Santa.
20:19Actually, Puttu Pilot sent us to dispose the body.
20:25Come.
20:32Who pushed him?
20:33Mask.
20:35Shut up.
20:37What uncle?
20:38Hey, Umrao.
20:39Who are you?
20:40Do your work.
20:42We have a requirement.
20:43Fulfill it.
20:44What is the requirement?
20:46One kilo of turmeric.
20:47Half a kilo of garlic.
20:48Half a kilo of cooking oil.
20:49One date.
20:50Soap to wash the sacks.
20:52Sugar.
20:53Two kilos of sugar.
20:54Twenty-five lemons.
20:56Is he giving the requirement or filling the ration?
20:59He will give me to wash the clothes.
21:01Uncle, one second.
21:02Tina.
21:03Check inside.
21:04I don't know.
21:05I will see what I get.
21:06Are you going to do all this yourself?
21:08Or is someone going to come to do all this?
21:10I have a gun.
21:15Is he Bahubali?
21:16No.
21:17Then?
21:21Oh, he is.
21:24Come.
21:27So, you are the chief of the Kulis.
21:29Okay.
21:32You are wearing nice clothes.
21:34Looks like the business is going well.
21:36Come, come.
21:37Get to work.
21:38Come.
21:39Here comes the leader of the labor union.
21:40Come on, get to work.
21:42Hey, glasses.
21:44We don't have time.
21:45The dead body is not here.
21:46The dead body is there.
21:47Come on, get to work.
21:48Do you know who I am?
21:50What kind of people you have hired?
21:52You forgot who you are.
21:54What is the matter, brother?
21:55You have become so big that you are wandering without a name and number plate.
21:58Okay, let's keep their names.
22:00Chandu.
22:01I didn't like him.
22:03Pandu.
22:05Lalu.
22:06Lalwa.
22:07JD.
22:08Come on, JD.
22:09Okay?
22:10The biggest don of the city.
22:17You guys went to my bookie, right?
22:19But we..
22:28Bookies..
22:29What is bookies, don?
22:30We don't even know what bookies are.
22:32Tell us, uncle.
22:33Yes, we don't know.
22:35And we don't know about the bookie in Jumeirah beach.
22:37We don't even know.
22:38The one..
22:39The one where the girl wears spectacles and sits.
22:42Presses the button.
22:43The red light flashes.
22:44The windows and doors close.
22:46We don't even know.
22:48We don't even know about the bookie.
22:50Hey, hero.
22:52For whom do you work?
22:54For him.
22:57And whose man are you?
22:59I am no one's man.
23:02I don't have a wife.
23:03I am not married yet.
23:04If there is a girl in your eyes,
23:05even your wife will do.
23:07Then tell me.
23:09I am no one's man.
23:11Peter.
23:21Now I understand everything.
23:23India's famous diamond
23:26has come here.
23:28But you guys didn't tell me one thing.
23:31That diamond
23:32Who has that diamond?
23:37With him.
23:40With whom?
23:42With the one who he just said.
23:44With whom?
23:46Don't talk about him.
23:47Tell me his name.
23:48He is a very dangerous man.
23:51Brother Dan.
23:52The thing is that
23:55he has given the first warning last time.
23:58If I tell you his name,
24:02he will cut both my hands.
24:05With whom?
24:07Chicken Maska.
24:09What?
24:10Masco Chikna.
24:12Masco Chikna.
24:14What should I do?
24:16Masco Chikna.
24:22Go and save your lives.
24:26I will give you 24 hours.
24:28JD wants that diamond.
24:29And you guys will steal Masco Chikna.
24:32We?
24:34Yes.
24:35You guys.
24:37Don't try to run away from Dubai.
24:40Because my men are always ready at the dock and airport.
24:45You won't be able to run or even walk.
24:48What do you mean?
24:50Because I will cut your legs.
24:53And this is my first time last warning to you guys.
25:00How did you like it?
25:05He will give the first warning last time.
25:08He will give the first time last warning.
25:10He will cut both my hands and legs.
25:12What will I save?
25:21Don't worry.
25:23I am here.
25:24Nothing will happen.
25:26We will have to find Rocky.
25:29I am ruined.
25:30I am ruined.
25:31I know a man who can find out the whereabouts.
25:34Yes.
25:37What does he know?
25:38I don't know that.
25:39I remember his number.
25:41Tell me.
25:42G9.
25:44G9?
25:45What kind of a phone number is this?
25:46This is not a phone number.
25:48This is his name.
25:49Gun Master G9.
25:55Tell me.
25:57Who stole his wife's imported shampoo from Malhotra's bathroom?
26:03Will you tell me or should I take it out?
26:08Pull the leaf.
26:14Okay.
26:16That means you used this shampoo on your own hair.
26:21Malhotra will have to give this hair.
26:23Malhotra will have to give this hair.
26:25No.
26:26No.
26:27No.
26:36Hello. Good morning.
26:37G9 here.
26:38May I help you please?
26:39My nephew is missing.
26:40You will find your nephew, Lalwani.
26:53What is this?
26:54Is this an orphanage?
26:55Is this a railway station?
26:56Go inside.
26:57There is no knocking.
26:58Is this an incoming or an outgoing?
26:59Very good.
27:00Pull the leaf.
27:01Oh, you want to play cards.
27:03Look, brother.
27:04I don't play gambling.
27:05You want to play carroms, musical chairs, kabaddi.
27:09Come on.
27:10I am off today.
27:11Don't talk too much.
27:12I will kill you both.
27:13I know.
27:14I know.
27:15I know.
27:16I know.
27:17I know.
27:18I know.
27:19I know.
27:20I know.
27:21I know.
27:23I know.
27:24I know everything.
27:25I know.
27:26I know.
27:27I know.
27:28I know.
27:29I know.
27:30I know everything.
27:31I know everything.
27:32I know.
27:33I know.
27:34I know.
27:35I know.
27:36I know.
27:42They are already flirting with her.
27:43May be, Shreya is coming, then, they will die.
27:46They don't know who she is.
27:48She is a womanizer.
27:49They lose money any way.
27:50Why keep talking all this?
27:51Yeah.
27:53Your Rocky is right here.
27:58Bowsaurus.
28:00Rocky.
28:01Rocky.
28:02All right, Jay.
28:04Hey, wait.
28:05Hey, man.
28:06What?
28:07I've seen you somewhere.
28:08Me?
28:09Oh, no.
28:10I just got back from London yesterday.
28:11I didn't see you.
28:12And ever since I got back, I've been...
28:14No, no, no.
28:15I've seen you.
28:16Oh, man.
28:17Listen to me.
28:18Oh, man.
28:19I've seen you, too.
28:20But what does he have?
28:21What does he think of himself?
28:23Oh, look.
28:24He was her grandma's uncle's grandfather's
28:25granddad's grandson's grandfather's son, right?
28:27And also his aunt's grandpa's uncle's
28:29grandfather's uncle's son.
28:31They are all uncles.
28:32Grandma's grandpa.
28:33Her aunt's dad's uncle's
28:35granddad's granduncle's granduncle.
28:37And the son of the neighbor
28:38in their father's place
28:39reminds me of the neighbor's sister.
28:41Why does he look so physically long?
28:43That's because he can't cut their relationship, right?
28:45That's why their faces look so similar, brother.
28:46I know they do.
28:47But look at him right here.
28:48What did he say?
28:49I saw it.
28:51Shut up. He doesn't need to know anything.
28:53Rocky.
28:54He's the same guy we beat up last night in front of the bookie's counter.
28:58Rocky.
28:59Rocky.
29:00All right.
29:01Call wrong shirt, Choksi Bhai.
29:03Your nephew is gone.
29:04What?
29:05And Diamond too.
29:06Diamond.
29:08Where's Diamond?
29:09You idiot.
29:10You idiot. Rocky.
29:11Rocky, where's Diamond?
29:12Rocky, where's Diamond?
29:14Rocky, where's Diamond?
29:16Wear this. No one will recognize you.
29:18Do you understand?
29:19You idiot.
29:21What happened?
29:22Who's the idiot?
29:24G9, where's the Diamond?
29:27You'll find it soon.
29:35Who killed him?
29:37Sir, we don't know.
29:40Where's Heera?
29:42We don't know that either.
29:44I'll count till nine.
29:47I'll count till nine. Do one thing.
29:50Nine.
29:51Directly.
29:52Cheating.
29:53One second.
29:54I'll tell you.
29:55Raja.
29:56Mosco Chikna killed him.
29:58And Diamond is his friend.
30:00Mosco Chikna?
30:01Who is he?
30:03Black crow.
30:04I know his whereabouts.
30:06Boosterous.
30:06G9, come.
30:10If you tell Mosco Chikna that we're coming there,
30:13I'll cut your hands off.
30:15He has already booked the hands.
30:18Then...
30:19Then we'll cut the legs.
30:21We've booked the legs too.
30:24Pull the leaf.
30:30Tell me, what will you cut?
30:31Neck.
30:32This is G9's warning.
30:36Okay, tell me one thing.
30:37Was it the first warning last time or...
30:39It was the first and last warning.
30:42It's the full and final warning.
30:44Full and final?
30:46Yes.
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