comedy movie

Entertainment Day

8/30/2024

bollywood comedy
hollywood comedy

Transcript

00:00**car engine noise**

00:07**music**

00:19Father!

00:20**music**

00:22Our acting starts now.

00:23**music**

00:27I thought the owner's son would be modern.

00:29But he turned out to be a fool.

00:31Coconut oil would be cheaper in the city.

00:33That's why I applied more.

00:34What is this?

00:35Father!

00:36Where is the father? Where is the son?

00:38Hair looks like a mother, but the body looks like a fool.

00:43Idiot!

00:50Greetings father!

00:52Wow!

00:53Get up son.

00:54Get up.

00:57You are exactly what I thought you would be.

00:59I am not like that.

01:01Father!

01:02Mummy!

01:03Uncle!

01:04Dear mummy!

01:05You are still as innocent as you were when you were born.

01:08You haven't changed at all.

01:11I will never change mummy!

01:13You are so cultured.

01:15Uncle!

01:17Bye uncle!

01:19Bye!

01:20Get up son.

01:24Son!

01:26Brother!

01:27I am feeling proud to see him today.

01:29And I am losing my mind.

01:31Father!

01:32She is my music teacher.

01:34No, no.

01:35You are my guru.

01:36Guru does not touch anyone's feet.

01:37Father!

01:38Let me explain.

01:39Hey!

01:40Old teacher!

01:42You are older than her.

01:49Why are you standing?

01:50Give me your hand.

01:51Yes teacher.

01:53Ouch!

01:59My back is aching.

02:01Your back is aching because you are old.

02:12Father!

02:14What is all this?

02:15You will know soon.

02:16Sit with your mother.

02:18Yes father.

02:20Guruji!

02:21Tell me.

02:22When my son used to recite poems as a child,

02:24I came to know that one day he will become a great singer.

02:30I wanted someone to dance to his songs.

02:34That's why I found a great dance teacher.

02:36He dances very well.

02:38Raju!

02:39Call him.

02:40Yes master.

02:41Masterji!

02:42Come inside.

02:52Namaste!

02:53My name is Kamal Haasan Shiv Shankar.

02:56If you keep singing and my steps stop, you win.

03:00If my steps keep dancing and your song stops, I win.

03:04So tell me.

03:05Who will compete with me?

03:07My son.

03:08This boy?

03:11Where is the north direction?

03:12This way.

03:13Wow!

03:14You are very smart.

03:15You are very smart.

03:16You are very smart.

03:17You are very smart.

03:18You are very smart.

03:19Where is the south direction?

03:20This way.

03:21Wow!

03:22You are very smart.

03:27I have seen a lot of such toys.

03:28Move away.

03:33Swami!

03:34Only you and I know that I don't know how to dance.

03:38I came here to earn some money.

03:40I am very hungry.

03:46Now I am going to dance.

03:48What are you waiting for?

03:51Wow!

03:53I am ready.

03:54Go and tell them what you are going to sing so that they can prepare for the dance.

04:10Which dance do you know?

04:12I know all kinds of dance.

04:13Kuchipuri, Manipuri, Ompuri, Shivpuri, Panipuri.

04:15Panipuri?

04:16Yes.

04:17Latest dance.

04:18Imported from Mumbai.

04:19I have learnt all this by reading the name.

04:20Shut up!

04:21Don't do this again.

04:22If I get angry, everyone will get angry.

04:25Tell me.

04:26What can you sing?

04:27What are you talking about?

04:28When two big actors meet for the first time, they talk to each other like this.

04:32Ask him.

04:33What?

04:34I don't know.

04:35Shastri Sangeet, Karnatak Sangeet, Bengali Sangeet, Malayali Sangeet.

04:37I have all the CDs.

04:38Oh!

04:39What?

04:40CDs?

04:41Yes.

04:42I mean CDs of my songs.

04:43Who is your teacher?

04:45Antara Mali from the film, Naach.

04:50And yes, Saroj Khan.

04:51All of them are my teachers.

04:52Are you ready?

04:53Oh!

04:54He is too talented.

04:55I will have to scare him away.

04:57Have you seen anyone dying of a bullet while dancing?

05:03I think he wants to scare me.

05:05Have you seen anyone dying of a heart attack while singing?

05:10Ready.

05:15If I lose to him, my reputation will be ruined.

05:18I think I should tell them everything.

05:22I am definitely going to lose to him.

05:24It is better to tell dad the truth than to ruin my reputation.

05:29Dad.

05:34Dad.

05:36I think he doesn't know how to dance.

05:38Is he going to throw me?

05:40I think I should call him aside and set him up.

05:45What is going on?

05:47Nothing, dad.

05:48We just want to have a final discussion.

05:50Yes.

05:51Brother, come here.

05:54Master.

05:55I want to tell you something.

05:57I also want to tell you something, Hero Rajan.

06:00You are elder to me.

06:01You tell me first.

06:02I don't know how to dance.

06:05You don't know how to dance?

06:08I got you.

06:10But everyone says that you are a very good dancer.

06:12Actually, I used to dance in the wedding procession to earn money.

06:17A girl thought that I was a very good dancer.

06:20So she gave me a certificate from the dance academy.

06:23And Saroj Khan gave me this necklace to wear.

06:25I don't know how to dance.

06:26But you don't know how to sing, right?

06:29Wrong.

06:30Why?

06:31Because you don't know how to dance, I know how to sing very well.

06:33If my dad finds out, do you know what will happen?

06:35What will happen?

06:36He will shoot me here and get out of here.

06:39Hello, sir.

06:43Somehow save my life.

06:45I am not married yet.

06:47Okay.

06:48I will sing and you have to show that you can't stand my songs.

06:51Okay. Done.

06:52Shall we start?

06:53Come on.

06:54We are ready.

06:55We are ready.

06:56Yes.

06:57So start.

07:12Start.

07:42Wait.

07:43Wait.

07:44Wait.

07:45Wait.

07:46Wait.

07:57What kind of jokerry is this?

08:08Wow, Guru.

08:09You sing very well.

08:11Don't praise me.

08:12Praise those CDs on which all these songs were playing.

08:15CD?

08:16You were just moving your lips.

08:18Boys.

08:19He talks too much.

08:20Throw him out.

08:21What if sir finds out?

08:22He will find out when you will be here.

08:28Wow.

08:29Wow, son.

08:30Wow.

08:31Very good.

08:32Very good.

08:56Hello, brother.

08:57Sit.

08:59Brother, last time because of you I got the ticket to fight for MLA election.

09:05If you support me this time also I will get the ticket, brother.

09:10Uma.

09:11Coming, sir.

09:13Does water come in your colony or not?

09:15It comes only once in a week, sir.

09:17Venkat.

09:19Yes, sir.

09:20How are the roads of your area?

09:21There are more holes than roads.

09:24Did you hear that, Siraj?

09:25People vote for you so that you make their life better.

09:28Not yours.

09:29If you would have done your work properly, people would have voted for you.

09:33You don't need to come to me.

09:36You are thinking of eating fruits without doing service.

09:39Don't try to be too smart, Siraj.

09:42Did you understand?

09:44Now go.

09:46Brother.

09:47Brother.

09:48I want to talk to you alone.

09:50Only for five minutes, brother.

09:51Brother.

09:52Only for five minutes.

09:53Only for five minutes.

09:54Don't refuse, please.

09:55Don't refuse.

09:56I won't take more than one minute.

09:58Brother, please.

10:02Brother.

10:03Brother.

10:04Only you can do something for me.

10:06My life is at your feet.

10:08If I lose my power, everything will be over.

10:11I have a lot of wealth.

10:12I will give it all to you, brother.

10:14Brother.

10:15If you support me, I will definitely win.

10:23Mummy.

10:27Don't hit me anymore.

10:28Don't hit me anymore, brother.

10:29Brother, please.

10:34I would have killed you long ago.

10:37But a rebel like me can never fall so low.

10:42Don't tell anyone that I hit you.

10:45People won't vote for you at all.

10:47And your bail will be seized.

10:50Come.

10:52Smile, brother.

10:54Or people will doubt you.

10:56Don't overact.

11:19I won't win anymore.

11:21I won't win as long as he is alive.

11:24Janardhan.

11:30Do anything and kill him.

11:32Brother, what happened to you?

11:34That old man took me to his room and kissed me.

11:38Cut him into pieces.

11:41Erase his face.

11:43Brother, I can't do that.

11:45Can't you kill an old man like you?

11:48Shame on you.

11:49Brother, let alone me, no man can kill him.

11:53Go.

11:54Call people from UP and Bihar here.

11:57Janardhan has called everyone to the temple of Goddess Kali tomorrow.

12:03Tell your men to come in the guise of women.

12:07And finish him off.

12:09He shouldn't survive tomorrow.

12:11He will have to die.

12:20Hello, sir.

12:21Hello, brother.

12:29She looks so dangerous.

12:32Goddess Kali looks like that.

12:35Priest, start the prayer.

12:49Hail Goddess Kali.

13:05Raju, take him home.

13:07Come on.

13:14Go and help your father.

13:16He will be fine.

13:17You go from here.

13:19Go.

13:30Father.

13:31Kali.

13:49What are you doing?

13:50I know.

13:51You move back, dad.

13:53Blood.

13:54You are bleeding.

13:55I know.

13:56You move back, dad.

13:58Rishi, you are asking me to move back.

14:00You move back, dad.

14:19Hail Goddess Kali.

14:26No one will move from their place.

14:36Parents, brothers, sisters, children, old people, everyone who is with us.

14:43Come and stand behind me.

14:45And those people who have come here to kill my father.

14:53Only they should come in front of me.

15:15I knew it, master.

15:16You are born to kill.

15:18Kill him.

15:23Don't spare him.

15:44Kill him.

16:14Kill him.

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17:52Beat him.

17:58Drop him.

17:59Drop him.

18:01Drop him.

18:02Lock him if you dare.

18:04If you have the guts, put your feet down!

18:13Who sent you?

18:14Siraj Bhai.

18:16Siraj!

18:22How dare you hit my father?

18:34Do you know why I'm not hitting you?

18:36Because if I hit you, my father will be in a lot of pain.

18:39Get lost!

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