Chopping Block | movie | 2005 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Comedy about a family feud over a missing heirloom. A comedy about the tricky ingredients: ego, pride, insecurity, love  | dG1fRGVUaEFaNWoyX28

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00:00I'd like to tell you a story about my family.

00:02You're enjoying this, aren't you?

00:05I've been going to community college for about 11 years.

00:08An American family.

00:09My friends call me the Cabasa Man. That's all I have.

00:14He decided for me that this would be mine.

00:17He pushes it at me, and he says,

00:20piss on it or walk.

00:22His family is filled with love.

00:24He said I didn't want to hang around a bunch of dirty hippies,

00:26but I never called you a dirty hippie.

00:28Okay, listen, you guys are great. I enjoy it.

00:30I'm not into the love shit.

00:31Who was it, Lyle or Joe, that called you a whore?

00:35That was Lyle.

00:36However, sometimes that closeness can drive people to confrontation.

00:40You have to honor it! You have to be a man of honor!

00:44Get out!

00:45What the hell's the matter with him?

00:46I know you want to see if it's going to fit the decor of your kitchen,

00:49but who gives a shit?

00:50Raven, you got the cameras rolling?

00:52My brother's having a nervous breakdown.

00:54We're talking about a chopping block,

00:55and a disagreement about a chopping block?

00:57Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

00:59It's a very beautiful thing.

01:00It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.

01:02Masterpiece, exactly.

01:04It's a chopping block.

01:05I said no more arguments about these chopping blocks.

01:07I want to collect them all, put them in storage,

01:10and nobody will have the chopping blocks.

01:12Well, what happened was someone broke in shortly after Aunt Ruth died,

01:16and stole the chopping block.

01:18That was the night before her funeral.

01:20And everyone's pointing fingers, and it's all chaotic.

01:23They didn't accuse us.

01:24They said that somebody broke in, and then they looked at all of us.

01:27Look me in the eye, and tell me you didn't steal it.

01:30You're going to ask your own brother that?

01:31Yeah.

01:31If you think I have this chopping block,

01:34then you come on in, you take a look for yourself.

01:36I have another child that's toddling around,

01:39I have a blossoming music career,

01:40and I'm going to go stealing a chopping block?

01:42I have no interest in the block.

01:45Our neighbor dropped a dime on him.

01:48Schwobble?

01:49Yeah, Schwobble.

01:50The grease mother.

01:51Hi, everybody!

01:52We never fight!

01:53Don't come out here!

01:54Once again, another wonderful day with your family.

01:57Jessica, get the camera on him.

02:00He still cannot be quiet.

02:01Did you hear your grandfather?

02:02Everything I do is wrong.

02:04That's what I can't believe with.

02:05Talking about the chopping block.

02:06Jessica, you can't let it go.

02:06You keep playing me every ten seconds.

02:08Everybody just shut up!

02:11My name is Raven Bishop.

Chopping Block | movie | 2005 | Official Trailer

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