New_Stage_Drama_2024___Nasir_Chinyoti_and_Agha_Majid___Mahnoor___Saleem_Albela_#comedy_#comedyvideo(720p) - video Dailymotion

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New stage drama Nasir chiny

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00:00Excuse me.

00:03This place looks familiar.

00:06But it's a toilet.

00:12You recognize your place of work.

00:16How are you?

00:17I'm fine.

00:18Me too.

00:19I'm from the beauty parlour.

00:20Rat! Rat!

00:22Rat!

00:23Where did you see my clothes?

00:27How are you?

00:28Fine.

00:29Hi.

00:31What?

00:32Hi.

00:33I have a bottle of Khangana syrup.

00:36What happened?

00:37Who is this guy?

00:38Sir, how are you?

00:39I'm fine.

00:40You don't have any meat.

00:42I'll give you the meat of your destiny.

00:46You don't even touch the meat.

00:48Do you think you can sell it?

00:51It's too expensive.

00:52I want to see where the meat is.

00:55You don't have any meat.

00:57I'll give you everything.

01:00But how will you get fat?

01:02I'm already fat.

01:06What else do you have?

01:08Whatever you have, it's very nice.

01:12I'm going home.

01:14Uncle, don't go empty-handed.

01:17I'll give you everything.

01:19Water, food, everything.

01:21Your hair is very nice.

01:23Your eyes are very nice.

01:26Your eyebrows are very nice.

01:28Your lips.

01:29Lips?

01:32Lips.

01:34Your Urdu is better than mine.

01:38You don't have lips.

01:39Red Bull.

01:40Lips.

01:41Lips.

01:42Your lips.

01:43Your ass.

01:46Neck.

01:48And?

01:49Your ass.

01:50Ass?

01:54Son, he doesn't even know English.

01:57Ass.

01:58Ass.

01:59Ass.

02:00Ass.

02:01Ass.

02:02Ass.

02:03Ass.

02:06You read too much, brother.

02:09Your ass.

02:11Ass.

02:12Ass.

02:13Ass.

02:14Ass.

02:15Ass.

02:16Ass.

02:17Ass.

02:18Ass.

02:19Ass.

02:20Ass.

02:21Ass.

02:22Who is this?

02:26Who is this?

02:27I am Dr. Amar Runian.

02:36Greetings.

02:37I am Ammar.

02:38This is my nephew.

02:39Who are you?

02:40Hari.

02:42Hari?

02:44Your gown is very strange.

02:46Are you an Indian body?

02:52Ladies, I wouldn't have stopped you at such a time, you would have gone away, the whole thing would have been settled.

03:02Boss, why aren't you wearing anything underneath?

03:04I'm wearing a lantern underneath.

03:11Vivaan Chaudhary, don't you know democracy?

03:14My child, where am I? You are in my house.

03:23Hey, have you been drinking?

03:25Chaudhary was drunk and was saying,

03:27Hey, my sister.

03:30Get lost, your sister.

03:33What do you do?

03:34Sir, I prepare girls on the parlour.

03:37If there is a lot of work, we also prepare girls.

03:41Yes, yes, manicure, pedicure, I do it very well.

03:44I also clean like this.

03:49What is manicure?

03:50What is pedicure?

03:51Manicure is done on the hands and pedicure is done on the feet.

03:59How much money do you take to prepare a girl?

04:02Sir, if I prepare myself, I take Rs. 10,000.

04:05And if a worker prepares me, she takes Rs. 3,000.

04:09Just get me a worker, with this money, I will become two or three women.

04:15Madam, don't you have a worker for Rs. 250-300?

04:18No, I don't have a worker for Rs. 300.

04:20I am a light worker.

04:23If we have our own lotion and cream, do you take money for it?

04:28No, I don't.

04:30You get your facial done.

04:33Tell me, how much does a facial cost?

04:36According to your face, it costs Rs. 2,000.

04:39Facial?

04:40Yes.

04:41You should have a facial.

04:42Your wife is a facial.

04:45Get it done, get the facial done.

04:47I will get the facial done.

04:49Sir, these days it is so expensive, what do you get for Rs. 250-300?

04:52What do you lose?

04:55Who will do it?

04:56Sir, we lose, what will happen to you?

04:59Who will do it?

05:00Listen to me.

05:01If you give me a body massage, I have kept a special oil.

05:05No, no, nothing.

05:07And I will do it with my hands.

05:10You do it with your hands?

05:12Yes.

05:13Come here.

05:14You do it with your hands.

05:16I have kept a special oil.

05:18What do you want to do now?

05:19I want to get married.

05:21Your uncle is also saying that he doesn't want to get married.

05:24Your uncle also fought with me.

05:26I didn't fight with you.

05:27I was just kidding.

05:28Now I am a boy.

05:29Leave it.

05:30Your uncle doesn't want to get married.

05:33Go and fight with your boss.

05:35What is this?

05:36Go and fight with your boss.

05:38What do you think of girls?

05:39Thief!

05:40They drink alcohol and blacken our faces.

05:42You are a thief.

05:43Tell me, what did I do?

05:44What did you do?

05:45I apologized to your uncle.

05:46Take this.

05:48He has made all the girls drink alcohol.

05:52He is drunk.

05:53What is their problem?

05:54What is your problem?

05:56What is your problem?

05:57I called the number guy.

05:59He drank a lot of alcohol.

06:01What number guy?

06:02You are the number guy.

06:04Sit down.

06:11He is our boss.

06:12Talk to him.

06:13Talk to him.

06:14Talk to him.

06:15What do you want to talk to him?

06:16What did he do?

06:17My daughter's mother was a prostitute.

06:19He drank alcohol and blackened my face.

06:22He broke my nose.

06:24He also broke my son's nose.

06:26He didn't break your son's nose.

06:27He broke your son's nose.

06:28He is talking nonsense.

06:29Look, my nephew is getting married.

06:31Does he drink alcohol?

06:33He can drink alcohol.

06:34He is a girl.

06:35He can drink alcohol.

06:36He is a girl.

06:37He can drink alcohol.

06:38He can drink alcohol.

06:39He can drink alcohol.

06:40He is a thief.

06:41He is a thief.

06:42He drank alcohol.

06:43Yes.

06:44He is a thief.

06:45Yes.

06:46We will make him understand that this is not right.

06:49We accept your decision.

06:51There is no fish.

06:52Look.

07:00They are your parents.

07:02It happens.

07:03Our advice is that there is no one to cry.

07:06He drank alcohol.

07:07There is no fish.

07:08What about the fish?

07:10Give me the number.

07:12There is no fish.

07:14You are the fish.

07:16I drank it.

07:18I drank it.

07:20I drank it.

07:22I drank it.

07:24I drank it.

07:26I drank it.

07:28I drank it.

07:30I drank it.

07:32I drank it.

07:34I drank it.

07:36I drank it.

07:38He drank it.

07:40I will ask him to remove the lemon.

07:42I will ask him to remove the lemon.

07:44He drank it.

07:46He drank it.

07:48You are the problem of my daughter.

07:50You are the problem of my daughter.

07:52What did you do?

07:54He cut the fish.

07:56He hit it.

07:58The real problem is of this small boy.

08:00He is my sister.

08:02Your problem?

08:04Your problem is of this small boy.

08:06Your problem is of this small boy.

08:08He drank alcohol.

08:10He drank alcohol.

08:12Ask him.

08:14I drank it.

08:16I drank it.

08:18I drank it.

08:20Give me the number.

08:22I know you are tired.

08:24I know you are tired.

08:26I know you are tired.

08:28He is the fish.

08:30He is the fish.

08:32He is the fish.

08:40He is the fish.

08:42He is the fish.

08:46He is the fish.

08:56Give me the lemon.

08:58Give me the lemon.

09:00Give me the lemon.

09:04Give me the lemon.

09:06He is the fish.

09:12He is the fish.

09:14He died.

09:16He died.

09:18He died.

09:20He died.

09:22He died.

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