- 8/30/2024
Australia_ka_Visa_Kaisay milay ga _ _ Goga Pasroori Saleem Albela Funny(1080P_60FPS)
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00:00This is my 7th eldest son.
00:02He's older than you?
00:03Yes, he's older than me.
00:04And where's the rest? In the trunk?
00:06No, these 7 boys are younger than him.
00:09No, I say we should make him golden,
00:11make him a golden man,
00:12and make a house for him.
00:14A house?
00:15No need for a house.
00:16No, he didn't say that he'll help you.
00:19Baji did say that.
00:20No, he'll help.
00:21Then come, whatever help you need.
00:24Assalam-o-Alaikum, I'm Goga Pasroori.
00:29And I'm Chandal Vela.
00:31Tell me, what's your problem?
00:33What's your problem?
00:34What's your problem?
00:35Tell us what it is.
00:36I have skin breathing cream.
00:39And I have pain relief cream.
00:41So, whenever you have pain,
00:44you should massage it lightly.
00:46And it's very effective.
00:51Tell me what it is.
00:52It's a skin breathing cream.
00:54Look at the colour, it's beautiful.
00:56And when you apply it, it'll be even more beautiful.
00:58So, you should use this skin breathing cream.
01:01So, Chandal Vela, let's make a video.
01:04Okay, you learn.
01:05You don't even have a video.
01:23Here it is.
01:24No problem.
01:25Baji, will the work be done?
01:27The work will be done.
01:28Whatever is there, you have to speak the truth.
01:30You can't lie.
01:31Because foreigners don't like lies.
01:33Okay, I'll speak on your behalf.
01:35You can speak on my behalf as much as you want.
01:38Did you come here to lie?
01:40You have to speak the truth here.
01:41You have to speak the truth here.
01:42Okay, the work should be done.
01:44Come, come, Baji.
01:45Come, come, Baji.
01:46Come, come, Baji.
01:47Come, come, Baji.
01:48Son, you don't have to speak much there.
01:50I'll keep quiet.
01:51I'm not here to say anything.
01:53Speak the truth as much as you want.
01:55I'll speak the truth as much as I want.
01:57What should I say?
01:58You can't say it there.
01:59Yes, I can.
02:00Are you mad?
02:01Are you mad?
02:02Come, come, Baji.
02:04Come, come, Baji.
02:08You have to meet him.
02:10Come, come, Baji.
02:11You have to meet him.
02:17I think there's a lunch break today.
02:19Yes.
02:20Let's eat outside.
02:21It's not good to eat outside.
02:23Ask them.
02:24If they cook, we'll eat.
02:26There's no one in the office.
02:28They didn't bring us on a day off.
02:30It's not a day off.
02:31All the work is done.
02:32They'll be here soon.
02:33Let's talk to them.
02:34Let's talk to them.
02:35I don't want to argue with you.
02:37I'll beat you up here.
02:39Not here.
02:40Not here.
02:41I'll beat you up.
02:42Shut up.
02:43I'll call the police.
02:44That's smart.
02:45I didn't get this.
02:46I started following the law first.
02:48Your father is begging you to settle down.
02:50Is this for your sake?
02:52I'm begging for money.
02:53He didn't give me any.
02:55Did you get any from him?
02:56Money?
02:57I'm talking softly here.
02:59I'm not talking much here.
03:00I don't know where madam is.
03:02Let her come.
03:03We'll eat here.
03:04Let her come.
03:05Don't talk about seats.
03:07Are you asking where we're going to eat?
03:10I'll give you 24 hours.
03:12Just wait for the food.
03:13She's here.
03:14Hello.
03:15Hello.
03:16Are you here to ask about your brother?
03:17Come in, come in.
03:19Come in, come in.
03:21I won't say anything.
03:23Come in, come in.
03:25Madam, we were waiting for a long time.
03:27You were working somewhere.
03:29Yes, I was working.
03:31Sit quietly.
03:33Sit, sit.
03:35No, it's okay.
03:37This is Goga.
03:39This is her son.
03:41This is Vicky.
03:43Let me introduce her.
03:45She works in the office.
03:47Where is the other brother?
03:49Brother Amal has gone to work.
03:51He will be back soon.
03:53You sit, it's your office.
03:55What were you saying?
03:57I thought you were saying something else.
03:59No, nothing.
04:01Goga ji,
04:03this is her sister.
04:05You don't know where you are sitting.
04:07Keep your hands down.
04:09She works here.
04:11Okay.
04:13I want to settle everything here.
04:15That's good.
04:17This is the office for immigration.
04:19It's valid for us.
04:21They gave me a card.
04:23I will show it to you.
04:25I brought it for you.
04:27Look at this.
04:29G-I-E-C-A
04:31This is our office.
04:33Many people come here.
04:35This is Gagal's photo.
04:37Many people have come from India and Pakistan.
04:39Global Immigration and Education.
04:41This is the right place.
04:43Yes, this is the right place.
04:45She is educated.
04:47She doesn't need money.
04:51I don't have any respect in the village.
04:53I don't have any respect in the office.
04:57Let her sit.
04:59I will ask her later.
05:01Tell her the fees.
05:03I told her that I don't have any money.
05:05What do you want to study?
05:07Do you want to be a cook?
05:09She is educated.
05:11She is a student.
05:13I don't have any money.
05:15Look, madam.
05:17I don't have any status.
05:19I don't have any status.
05:21He is my eldest son.
05:23Is he your eldest son?
05:25Yes, he is.
05:27Do you have any other sons?
05:29No, he is my youngest son.
05:31Will you bring him too?
05:33I will bring him when the office is set.
05:35You should have brought one of them.
05:37Don't you have any other son?
05:39No, he is an educator.
05:41I got sick when I was a kid.
05:43That's why I have a flight problem.
05:47I will settle all the kids here.
05:49Will you settle all of them?
05:51Yes, madam.
05:53Tell us the process.
05:55Have the kids done the IELTS?
05:57Have they done the IELTS?
05:59No, they have done the IELTS.
06:01IELTS is very important.
06:03They have to do it first.
06:05We can't see them.
06:07They have to do it.
06:09They have to do it.
06:11We have short courses in Pakistan.
06:13They have done a short course.
06:15It is for a day.
06:17It is a short course.
06:19You have already done a short course.
06:21You have already done a short course.
06:23He is my eldest son.
06:25He is my eldest son.
06:27What do you want to know?
06:29He is the eldest son.
06:31You said it is a short course.
06:33What kind of course is this for one day?
06:35He is very smart
06:36He took the whole course in one day
06:38He didn't study anything
06:39He took the course and put it in the cupboard
06:41He said I will do it tomorrow
06:42No, we need the English test
06:45English is A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R
06:52MashaAllah, the boy learned English very well
06:54Look, now he doesn't understand English
06:57Teach him
06:58There is a test for eyelids
07:02There is a centre for it in every country
07:04I have done all the tests
07:06My stomach is fine
07:08My liver is fine
07:09I am not talking about the medical tests
07:12I am talking about the English tests
07:14A for Apple, B for Ball, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elephant
07:20B for Dog, shut up
07:22Don't talk too much
07:26He should be able to do it
07:28Yes, he will be able to do it
07:31But he doesn't understand English
07:34We need high level English
07:36He will be able to do it
07:39He will be able to do high level English
07:41He will be able to do A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R
07:43No, what I am saying is
07:45There is a centre for eyelids
07:48He has to go there and do the coaching
07:51Then there is a test
07:53Then there is a band
07:55We need 6 bands
07:57Play the band
08:05Don't play the band
08:07He is talking about something else
08:11Listen to the band
08:13This is a band
08:15This is not a band
08:17This is a band for English scores
08:19They score in the test
08:21The band scores in the English test
08:27The band score is clear
08:29The band score is also clear
08:31He is asking you to band
08:33He is not talking to you
08:35He is not talking to you
08:37He is not talking to you
08:39This is my work
08:41I had disrespected you
08:43I had disrespected you
08:45It's all right
08:47How much will it cost?
08:49It will cost around 5-7 Lakhs
08:53We will pay you after we earn
08:55We will pay you after we earn
08:57We will pay you after we earn
08:59We will pay you after we earn
09:01We will pay you
09:03You will pay us
09:05You will pay us
09:07We will pay you
09:09It will cost 5-7 Lakhs
09:11Will it be Pakistani or Indian?
09:13Pakistani
09:15You are setting up the kids here
09:17and you are earning so much
09:19I am saying that
09:21we have to set them up
09:23You will earn here
09:25You will set them up
09:27Listen to me
09:29How much will it cost in Dollars?
09:31It will cost around 7-8 Thousand Dollars
09:337-8 Thousand Dollars
09:357-8 Thousand Dollars
09:37You don't have anything
09:39Do you have anything?
09:41No, we will do it
09:43What is in this?
09:45Is this medicine?
09:47This is the documents
09:49What documents do you need?
09:51Do you have a Plus 2?
09:53Or did you graduate?
09:55I failed twice
09:57I got a Plus 2
09:59You should have a Plus 2
10:01I got a Plus 2
10:03I got a Plus 2
10:05I am setting up a factory
10:07You are getting a Plus 2
10:09from the first class
10:11Till the 12th
10:13Till the 12th
10:15Till the 12th
10:17We will do it
10:19I am not that old
10:21I am not that old
10:25I have heard a lot about you
10:27G.I.E
10:29Yes
10:31Aman Bhaji or Gagan Bhaji
10:33Aman Bhaji or Gagan Bhaji
10:35You don't have to worry about money
10:37when Gagan Bhaji is here
10:39I am setting up my office
10:41I am setting up my office
10:43I am paying my office tax
10:45I am paying my office tax
10:47He is telling you to earn
10:49You should do it
10:51I have no time
10:53He is a tea boy
10:55He will make tea for people
10:57He is a tea boy
10:59We will get him to study
11:01He can't get a visa
11:03He can't get a visa
11:05I don't have any money
11:07It's not a law, it's just an application to show that we don't feel guilty or that we don't make fun of people.
11:14We want to stay here.
11:16No, no, we don't want to do that.
11:18Then let's show people that there are no laws here.
11:21Listen to me.
11:23Let's leave it.
11:25We don't need any money.
11:27Just give us a visa.
11:29How can we get your money?
11:31Is it possible?
11:33It's okay, we'll help you as much as we can.
11:35Please help us.
11:37Just give us a visa.
11:39You can stay here.
11:41You can sleep wherever you want.
11:43Is there a hotel here?
11:45No, no, no.
11:47There are a lot of guest houses here.
11:49That's a different story.
11:51How did you come here before?
11:53I used to do modelling.
11:55I used to work here.
11:57At Jhipidankhan?
11:59What kind of modelling?
12:01I did a modelling concert here.
12:04They kept me here as a punishment.
12:08When I went for modelling,
12:10everyone got a reward.
12:12He got a fine.
12:14Where did you come from?
12:16But you know,
12:18as long as your documents are not complete,
12:20they won't give you a visa at home.
12:22They'll give it to the government.
12:24Yes, yes.
12:26They'll give you a visa to the government?
12:28Yes, yes.
12:30Do you write to us?
12:32No, no, no.
12:34You can't do that.
12:36You can't do that.
12:38There's no visa for that.
12:40You can do that.
12:42If you want to settle here,
12:44I'll give you a place in the city.
12:46Okay.
12:48You won't be able to do that.
12:50You'll have to pay a lot of money.
12:52It's not like that.
12:54It's not like that.
12:56It's an art.
12:58It's an art.
13:00He's a golden color.
13:02He's a golden man.
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