Embarking on a series of drug-fueled misadventures, the three lads get more from the weekend then they'd ever bargained for. Bernard discovers a Dublin he never knew existed, Ray struggles to deal with his personal relationships and Dave tries to break the world record for selling drugs in order to clear his debts with ...
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00:00:001, 2, 3, stick to me
00:00:16Never doubt in your fantasies
00:00:22They'll burn your house, they'll steal your car
00:00:28So seek your love
00:00:59And that's the end of you shites for another week
00:01:03Important to be nice
00:01:13How's it going mate?
00:01:14What the fuck is the story?
00:01:16It's not my fault man, there was a fuck up
00:01:18Ken had me make a pick up only 20 minutes ago
00:01:20Me bollocks
00:01:21Woah, woah, woah, woah
00:01:22We arranged here half four, you're fucking me about by
00:01:26You arranged with Ken, line of communication got fucked up man
00:01:29Human error you know, I'm not fucking you about
00:01:31Me bollocks
00:01:32Are you setting me up?
00:01:34Nobody is setting you up Roy
00:01:36I'm sorry you had to wait around
00:01:38Wait around?
00:01:39I've been sitting on me arse, here, with this, for half an hour
00:01:47That's a bit more than I was expecting
00:01:49So?
00:01:50This is too much, I can't shift all these
00:01:52You're fucking me about boy
00:01:54You're gonna take them all
00:01:56New supply, new rules, new target, do you get me?
00:02:00What are they?
00:02:01Flippers, they're brand new
00:02:04Are they any good?
00:02:05Ah yeah, they're lovely
00:02:06Yeah?
00:02:09Roy
00:02:12We good?
00:02:13I'll take the rest on Monday
00:02:15Mate, I'm not a drug dealer
00:02:17I'm giving you the whole weekend
00:02:19Don't fuck me about boy
00:02:22Fuck's sake
00:02:24Fucking hell
00:02:25Shit
00:02:26Fuck, I didn't even know it was loaded
00:02:28You're gonna fucking shot me you prick
00:02:30Here, you relax
00:02:31Just put the gun away yeah, please
00:02:33Fuck's sake
00:02:34Cheap guns, that's what it is
00:02:36Look at that
00:02:37Yeah
00:02:38The catch was off
00:02:39Right, yeah, ok
00:02:40Fucking relax will ya?
00:02:42I'll see you Monday
00:02:52Phew
00:02:54Kim, what the fuck have you got me into?
00:03:08That's a lovely shirt, ain't it?
00:03:11Where's the tie I bought you?
00:03:16I'll put it on after dinner mum
00:03:21Hmm
00:03:30Oh yeah, now that's better
00:03:33I can't tell you're looking prettier than me
00:03:35That took me ages
00:03:36It's just a night out with the boys, what do you care?
00:03:41You working?
00:03:42No, I feel a bit rough
00:03:45Might blow it off
00:03:47I'm Linda, you can't keep Skyping off, they won't let you go
00:03:50I said maybe
00:03:52I'll call you later
00:03:54I'm serious
00:03:55You're always serious, come here
00:04:00Just em
00:04:02Dave's not going to be there is he?
00:04:03Oh Linda, leave it
00:04:04Steer clear
00:04:06You know he's always trouble
00:04:13It'll be grand
00:04:14It'll be grand
00:04:15Don't worry about it
00:04:36Hi
00:04:38Hi, I'm Bernard
00:04:39We're at Buck
00:04:45Hi
00:04:51Hey
00:04:52Hey
00:04:53How's it going?
00:04:54Pretty good
00:04:55Cool
00:04:57Your hair long?
00:04:58Nah
00:05:01Do you work in insurance?
00:05:11Do you want a joint?
00:05:14No thanks, I don't smoke
00:05:19You're not Gwen right?
00:05:23No
00:05:28Would any of you like a can?
00:05:31Yeah
00:05:44Cheers man
00:05:49Cheers
00:06:14Cheers
00:06:17Don't stop
00:06:19Fuck off
00:06:26Dave, this is it
00:06:28Yeah this is right
00:06:29You have a drink, you'll be fine right?
00:06:31And I'll see you to the club
00:06:32My hair's going to stink at the barbeque later
00:06:34Yeah well who's going to be smelling Matt's hair?
00:06:36You'd be surprised
00:06:37I'd be surprised would I?
00:06:44That psycho again
00:06:46Shh
00:06:48How are you?
00:06:49About earlier right?
00:06:51No hard feelings alright?
00:06:53Yeah yeah yeah
00:06:55No hard feelings bro
00:06:56Get it done
00:06:57Or next night there will be
00:07:00Dave, this is too much
00:07:02It's not what you signed up for
00:07:04Bit of extra cash killed with fucking guns
00:07:06Look it's a gun right?
00:07:07It's Ken's problem, it's not mine
00:07:08So
00:07:13I know these fellas
00:07:14And you're not one of them
00:07:15They're fucking skinny Dave
00:07:17Yeah?
00:07:18You reckon yeah?
00:07:19Look at me
00:07:20Hairsley fucking Cornwall
00:07:22Feel that shit?
00:07:23Feel it, go on
00:07:24See what happens when you pull that bit
00:07:33Did you ever see that guy before?
00:07:35I've never seen him before
00:07:38Fuck
00:07:40What?
00:07:41I don't think Dave's going to show up tonight
00:07:44Relax Aiden
00:07:46He hasn't seen you yet
00:07:48He'll be back in a sec
00:07:54Ah, hey Ray
00:07:56There he is
00:07:57Rad machine as ever
00:07:58Thanks
00:07:59How you doing?
00:08:00How are you my brother?
00:08:01I'm good man, I'm good
00:08:02New shirt?
00:08:03Yeah, fucking D&G bro, you like that shit?
00:08:05My choice
00:08:06Makes him look slightly less of a prick don't you think?
00:08:08I wouldn't go that far
00:08:10Thank you very much
00:08:11Hey, let's see how bald pants are, what?
00:08:14What?
00:08:15Jesus
00:08:16Yeah?
00:08:17You're beautiful
00:08:19Don't be such an asshole
00:08:23There's Aiden Bonnet over there
00:08:25He'll fucking take a few pills actually
00:08:27Dave
00:08:34Hey
00:08:37Do you know Gwen?
00:08:38Who?
00:08:39Gwen
00:08:40No
00:08:42This is her party but I just can't seem to find her
00:08:46We work together
00:08:49Standard alliance, just not full time really
00:08:53That's nice
00:08:55Yeah, just working for a mortgage
00:08:58Deposit, you know, the whole property ladder thing
00:09:02Nice
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:05Just trying to move out of the home
00:09:08Independence and all that
00:09:13So what do you do?
00:09:16I'm a model
00:09:21That sounds nice
00:09:24Yeah, it's alright
00:09:28Maybe after this we work a few more a day and then we can call it quits, yeah?
00:09:31What are they?
00:09:32They're called flippers mate, they're fucking flying off the shelves, they're lovely
00:09:35No, I don't know
00:09:36Listen mate, I'm actually doing you a favour here, you should be thanking me
00:09:39I picked up a few extra, so maybe if you took 50 I could actually get 10 to give you a discount
00:09:43Nah, you're grand
00:09:44Listen mate, I didn't even want to fucking bring it up
00:09:46Dave, I'm going to be late
00:09:48I'm grabbing a fucking taxi, you can stay here as long as you like
00:09:50Ah, fucking hell
00:09:52Wait, seriously?
00:09:56Do you think I'm going to hang around if you get cut up or nabbed?
00:09:59Well that's not going to happen, so
00:10:01Yeah? Tell that to me dad
00:10:03What?
00:10:04You haven't a clue
00:10:06Do you even give a shit about this?
00:10:07You fucking know I do
00:10:08I haven't heard anything from you
00:10:11What do you want to hear? Seriously?
00:10:13Look, you've had your fun, ok?
00:10:15Sort yourself out because this is getting out of hand
00:10:17Ok, cool. After this I'm done
00:10:19I'm not fucking stupid Dave, remember that
00:10:21Listen, ok? I'll pick you up later on, alright?
00:10:23You better
00:10:24Sorry, seriously
00:10:25Stop Dave
00:10:26Don't just...
00:10:30What's up with her?
00:10:31Listen, nevermind
00:10:32I picked up a stack of yolks earlier, you fancy them?
00:10:34Oh yeah, what are they?
00:10:35They're flippers
00:10:36Never heard of them
00:10:37That's because they're brand new
00:10:38So you want me to try them out, be the test pilot with you?
00:10:39Hey, it ain't like that my friend
00:10:41Where'd you get them?
00:10:42I got them off fucking Cain's contact, the cork fella
00:10:44Dave, that fucking lunatic
00:10:45Right, he's a little bit unconventional man, but trust me, this shit's legit
00:10:48Yeah, well then why aren't you on them?
00:10:49Because I've got to sell them off man, I've got to keep a clear head to do that
00:10:52But I'm going to be doing one later, I fucking, I promise you I'm going to do it later
00:10:54Yeah, right
00:10:55I'm not taking your rat poison
00:10:57I knew you'd shit yourself for three days the last time you bollocks
00:11:01He's never going to let it go, is he?
00:11:02Go on, fuck you then, I'll find some other spot to do them
00:11:04Yeah, do it
00:11:05Yeah, I will
00:11:06Thank you
00:11:07You're lost really
00:11:11That's a nice glass
00:11:21Alright there buddy
00:11:24Never mind that yo
00:11:27Sorry pal
00:11:28I'm Dave
00:11:29Bernard
00:11:30Bernard, yeah, nice to meet you
00:11:32Have you seen Gwen about?
00:11:34Who?
00:11:35Gwen does her party, but I can't seem to find her
00:11:42Mate, this isn't Gwen's party, this is Michal's BBQ
00:11:46Gwen's an arse-faced bitch that sent you here as a joke
00:11:49No, she wouldn't do that
00:11:50Yeah, you tried ringing her?
00:11:52Phone's out of service
00:11:54Snapchat?
00:11:55No
00:11:56WhatsApp?
00:11:57It's WhatsApp
00:11:58Jeez mate, Facebook?
00:11:59We're not friends on Facebook
00:12:03Ah, listen mate
00:12:06It happens to all of us, right?
00:12:08You're such an idiot
00:12:09Oi, go for that now, I won't hear it
00:12:11Consider it a fucking rite of passage, yeah?
00:12:17Right, this is Bernard
00:12:18Hey Bernard, how you doing man?
00:12:21Hi Red
00:12:23This chap's going to make a fucking great ass boiler
00:12:26What's that?
00:12:27Look, here, get that into you
00:12:29And cheer up, yeah?
00:12:30It's a fucking party, smile
00:12:31I'm going to introduce you to a few people, yeah?
00:12:33Come on
00:12:46So, how do you two know each other?
00:12:49Since school
00:12:50This poor little bastard, I helped him get through PA
00:12:52And he's been following me around ever since
00:12:57Here, can we do a pill?
00:12:59Sorry?
00:13:00Pills, what are we doing? I've got loads out
00:13:02Now?
00:13:03Yeah, sure, fuck it
00:13:05We've got only got on in the morning, deal?
00:13:07Well, just work, bud
00:13:10Grant!
00:13:13I've never done a E before
00:13:14Never?
00:13:15Oh
00:13:16Well, you don't have to do one if you don't want to
00:13:18What?
00:13:19Dave
00:13:20He's never done a pill before
00:13:24Listen Bernard
00:13:25If you don't want to do an E, don't do an E
00:13:27Listen, they're call flippers, they're brand new
00:13:29They're fucking lovely, yeah
00:13:31Yeah
00:13:32You too
00:13:34How come yours are different colours?
00:13:35Ah, they just come in different colours, man
00:13:36But it's all the same booze, yeah?
00:13:38Yeah
00:13:39It's just that I...
00:13:41What?
00:13:42What else are you going to be doing, man?
00:13:43We're giving you free drugs here, man
00:13:44Well, look, I didn't say that I...
00:13:46What?
00:13:47Mate, we've been doing it for years
00:13:49And we're still here
00:13:50You'll be Grant
00:13:52Yeah, we're still here
00:13:53Oi
00:13:54Grant
00:13:57Grant
00:14:01Now we're on the same booze, yeah?
00:14:04Right, get over there and slap on some proper tunes, yeah?
00:14:08So, what happens next?
00:14:25You're fucking legend
00:14:26First time's always the best time, bro
00:14:29You're a fucking hero
00:14:30What's up, everybody?
00:14:31Scorpio, yeah?
00:14:32Nah, fuck that, Oasis, man
00:14:34Fuck Oasis, I hate that fucking place
00:14:36Oi, on three, yeah?
00:14:37Alright, here we go
00:14:38One, two, three
00:14:39Every fucking time
00:14:40Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:43Ah!
00:14:44Ah!
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00:15:21Ah!
00:15:22Didn't you see the last show every day, man,
00:15:23what's that?
00:15:24What's that?
00:15:25Hear and see
00:15:26It has to be in Puya
00:15:28Where it's by more than ninety nights
00:15:46I've got some boys
00:15:47They'll catch this, darling, yeah?
00:15:48We'd better get on with doing a bit of business
00:15:49yeah?
00:15:50Come on, Mum.
00:15:52Bernard, go grab us a couple of drinks, will you?
00:15:55Two Vodka Tanks.
00:15:56You don't know anyone selling pills around here, do you?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00What can I do for you?
00:16:01Great, I'll take ten.
00:16:06You looking well?
00:16:08You too?
00:16:10Still with that girl?
00:16:12Linda, yeah.
00:16:14Still feeling yourself?
00:16:21Oh, shit.
00:16:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:23My shirt.
00:16:24I'm sorry.
00:16:25I'm sorry.
00:16:26But I didn't get your shirt anyway.
00:16:28It's a nice shirt.
00:16:30So, what are you drinking?
00:16:32I should get you a drink, just I'm sorry.
00:16:34No.
00:16:35No, no, no, don't be silly.
00:16:37Let's dance.
00:16:38Really?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:41Okay.
00:16:46I love your accent.
00:16:48Oh, my English is not perfect, no?
00:16:50No, no.
00:16:51I love it.
00:16:52It's different.
00:16:53Oh, I like your accent too.
00:16:55It's cool.
00:16:56Yeah.
00:16:57What's your name?
00:16:58Nadia.
00:16:59Nadia.
00:17:00Bernard.
00:17:01Fucking moron.
00:17:02I had it.
00:17:03I had it in me once.
00:17:04I had it.
00:17:05It's in here somewhere.
00:17:06Uh-huh.
00:17:07Bear with me.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09It's right here.
00:17:14He looks like an epileptic frog.
00:17:18He's kind of cute though.
00:17:19No, we're good.
00:17:22Whatever you're into, love.
00:17:23Safety, yeah?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:25Here, have a good night.
00:17:26And if you need any more, come find me, yeah?
00:17:27I do.
00:17:49So, do you work here?
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:52Do you know Christophe's?
00:17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:54Great sandwiches.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Okay, five pills, that's 50 quid.
00:17:59Nice one.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01How about you?
00:18:02Just five, yeah?
00:18:03Hope I get you through the night.
00:18:13So, what are you playing tonight anyway?
00:18:19I'm excited.
00:18:20I want some pills, man.
00:18:21Get off me, you fucking idiot.
00:18:23Do you work?
00:18:24Yeah, well, yeah, sort of just like a part-time, um,
00:18:27office-y kind of job.
00:18:28Just saving for a deposit.
00:18:30You know, get independent.
00:18:32Wow.
00:18:33Cool.
00:18:34Really?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36I'm sorry, I'm Waffling.
00:18:37Waffling?
00:18:38I'm talking too much.
00:18:41A little bit.
00:18:48Ray!
00:18:49Stop yelling at me, man.
00:18:50Oi, Emma!
00:18:51I swear, have you seen Ray?
00:18:52No, I haven't.
00:18:53He's got a bug that came in with him.
00:18:54No, you haven't seen him, have you?
00:18:55No, I haven't.
00:18:56Oi, mate, did you see the bug that came in with him?
00:18:57No, he has no fucking lung, can you imagine?
00:18:58Fucking face.
00:18:59Hey, wait, wait.
00:19:00Steve, mate, have you seen Ray?
00:19:01No, he used to fucking work here at DJ, no?
00:19:02For fuck's sake.
00:19:03I'm sorry.
00:19:04I'm sorry.
00:19:05I'm sorry.
00:19:06I'm sorry.
00:19:07I'm sorry.
00:19:08I'm sorry.
00:19:09I'm sorry.
00:19:10I'm sorry.
00:19:11I'm sorry.
00:19:12I'm sorry.
00:19:13I'm sorry.
00:19:14I'm sorry.
00:19:15I'm so sorry.
00:19:16I'm sorry, Steve.
00:19:17I didn't mean it.
00:19:18I'm sorry.
00:19:19I'm sorry, Steve.
00:19:20I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:22I'm sorry.
00:19:23I'm very sorry.
00:19:24I missed it.
00:19:25I missed it.
00:19:26I missa.
00:19:27I'm sorry.
00:19:28I'm sorry.
00:19:29I'm sorry.
00:19:30I missed it.
00:19:31I missed it.
00:19:32Jesus Christ.
00:19:33Ray!
00:19:34Ray, you in there, mate.
00:19:35Harriet, hold up, hold up, life.
00:19:36Katie, what's the matter?
00:19:37Rails, hold up.
00:19:38Keep calm.
00:19:39Oh, my God.
00:19:40Oh, my God.
00:19:41Someone's awful gnead to be screaming like that, mate.
00:19:42It's awful.
00:19:43Right, if you're in there, bro, please, open the fucking door, man, I'm in trouble here.
00:19:48Right, open the fucking door, come on.
00:19:50Yeah, fuck off.
00:19:52Fuck you, too, you fucking sparrow.
00:19:54Right, you cockhead, where are you?
00:19:56Right.
00:19:58Oi, Bernard, Bernard.
00:19:59What is it, then?
00:20:00Shh, get out.
00:20:01I need you to do something, bro, yeah?
00:20:02Don't make it obvious.
00:20:03Just take these.
00:20:04Put them in your pocket.
00:20:05Put them in your pocket, bro, yeah?
00:20:06Listen, I need you to meet me downstairs in five minutes, yeah?
00:20:08Don't push a bag.
00:20:09Five minutes.
00:20:10Five minutes.
00:20:11Downstairs, yeah?
00:20:12Is that OK?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14You understand what I'm saying to you?
00:20:15Yeah, me and Nadia are really getting along.
00:20:16Yeah, is that her name, Nadia?
00:20:17Nadia, yeah.
00:20:18She's a fucking cracker.
00:20:19Isn't she?
00:20:20Isn't she?
00:20:21I'll get a dog.
00:20:22I am, aren't I?
00:20:23Get stuck in there, right, but meet me downstairs in five minutes, yeah?
00:20:26Five minutes, please, yeah?
00:20:27OK.
00:20:28I'd better go outside and check what's going on.
00:20:31Why are you sliding around with that prick?
00:20:33Listen, listen, I shouldn't be in here, OK?
00:20:37OK?
00:20:39Fine.
00:20:42I'm going to have to help him right now.
00:20:44I need to go right now.
00:20:46Oh, do you want to see me again?
00:20:49Yeah, yeah.
00:20:50Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
00:20:52Do you have a pen?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:54OK.
00:20:55Call me.
00:20:56OK.
00:21:01What the fuck?
00:21:02Were you in there the whole time?
00:21:04I was taking a piss.
00:21:05What the fuck is the matter with you?
00:21:07Taking a fucking piss.
00:21:08Come on, we've got to go.
00:21:09Hold on, where's the test?
00:21:10We've got to go right now.
00:21:11He's downstairs.
00:21:12Dave, not again.
00:21:13Get out now.
00:21:14Yeah, chill the fucking beat there.
00:21:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:16Jesus.
00:21:17Get it off, right, fucking hell.
00:21:19It's working.
00:21:41Dave, how much?
00:21:47Well, a few grand.
00:21:50Maybe ten.
00:21:52Ten fucking grand?
00:21:56Ten fucking grand?
00:21:58Listen, Roy, if we shift the ship by Monday, it'll be cool.
00:22:02You probably won't shoot me or whatever.
00:22:05I think I'm in love.
00:22:07I think I'm in love.
00:22:08Oh, there he is.
00:22:10How we doing, brother?
00:22:11All right, Bernard.
00:22:12You good?
00:22:13This has been the greatest night of my life.
00:22:14Well, it's not over yet, bro.
00:22:16I've got loads of fucking dogs on me.
00:22:17We'll have a good time, man.
00:22:19Big fucking surprise.
00:22:20Ronnie's with the fucker.
00:22:24Bernard, no.
00:22:25Bernard, no.
00:22:26Bernard, come on.
00:22:27No, shut up.
00:22:28Bernard.
00:22:29Bernard.
00:22:30No, it's Bernard.
00:22:31Ray's friend.
00:22:32Yes.
00:22:33Ray's friend.
00:22:34Bernard, put the phone down.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Bernard, you sound like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:39You sound lovely.
00:22:40For fuck's sake.
00:22:41What did you just say?
00:22:42Linda.
00:22:43Like a warm marshmallow.
00:22:44Linda.
00:22:45I fucking love you, man.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47No, no, it's Bernard.
00:22:48He's whipped like a motherfucker.
00:22:49I'm going to take you somewhere very special right now.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:52Have you ever been to a place called a C-Note before?
00:22:55Ah, Carolina, how we doing tonight, sweetheart?
00:22:58Lucky chips only, please, yeah?
00:23:00That'll do.
00:23:01Cheers, love.
00:23:03This is going to teach me how to win.
00:23:15This looks like a chance, but there's actually skill involved.
00:23:18Just get 21.
00:23:19Just get 21.
00:23:22Hit me.
00:23:24You can't aim at this shit, can you?
00:23:26Hit me.
00:23:28What's this?
00:23:30What's this?
00:23:33Should I try and play?
00:23:35Yeah, man, go on.
00:23:36Knock yourself out.
00:23:38Split.
00:23:39Always split on eights, man.
00:23:40Always.
00:23:41Hit me.
00:23:43Again?
00:23:44Hit me.
00:23:47You absolute hero.
00:23:48You strange, strange little man.
00:23:50Play some cards while running a hot streak.
00:23:52Oi, can we get some more drinks over here?
00:23:54Rock them up, bro.
00:23:55Let's play ball.
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:08Here we go, baby.
00:24:09Here we go.
00:24:11I believe in you, bro.
00:24:12I believe in you.
00:24:13Come on, Bernie.
00:24:14Come on, baby.
00:24:15Make it happen.
00:24:18Oh, I'm getting hired on.
00:24:20Oh!
00:24:22It was a good night, love.
00:24:23There you go.
00:24:24One, two.
00:24:25Get them up there, bro.
00:24:27I fucking love this guy.
00:24:28Love!
00:24:29Where have you been all my life, mate?
00:24:30Where have you been?
00:24:31Back home.
00:24:32You're a fucking looking charm is what you are, bro.
00:24:34That's it.
00:24:35Coffee, bro.
00:24:36Come on.
00:24:37Fifty-four.
00:24:38You can give me some.
00:24:39I'm failing.
00:24:40Thank you so much.
00:24:41Here, here's one for yourself, yeah?
00:24:42Cheers.
00:24:43Good night.
00:24:45Come here to me.
00:24:46Band of brothers.
00:24:48Yeah!
00:24:49Just what I get these days.
00:24:50Band of brothers!
00:24:51Band of brothers!
00:24:54Band of brothers.
00:24:55That's it.
00:24:56Yeah!
00:25:19Hey.
00:25:20I'm the playground elf king.
00:25:22Look at you.
00:25:23The elf.
00:25:24Look at your hair.
00:25:26Why is my dick so small?
00:25:28Give it a fucking poke there.
00:25:29Maybe it'll grow back here.
00:25:30Burn it.
00:25:31Burn it.
00:25:32It's the drugs.
00:25:33It's okay.
00:25:34Burn it.
00:25:35It's the drugs.
00:25:36It's crap.
00:25:37How are you feeling, bro?
00:25:38Good?
00:25:39The elf.
00:25:40Look at your hair.
00:25:42He looks like he's going to come.
00:25:52It's nice hair, isn't it?
00:25:54Peaceful.
00:25:57I come here sometimes, I think.
00:26:00I feel like I've known you guys ages.
00:26:02It's great just talking and stuff.
00:26:04Friends.
00:26:07Everyone's your mates on pills.
00:26:09It just happens like that, Bernard.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:26:12But I feel like I can talk to you guys.
00:26:15Not like at home.
00:26:17It's like you're invisible.
00:26:20Like you're a whisper bear.
00:26:25Do you ever get that?
00:26:27Like you're there, but you're not.
00:26:32You guys get the real me.
00:26:38That farm bear tonight,
00:26:40is she really you?
00:26:41Nadia.
00:26:42She's gorgeous.
00:26:45You've had a lucky night, man.
00:26:46It's still not over yet.
00:26:54Oh, shit, I'm in work in a half hour.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:58The guards.
00:27:00Come on, Bernard, we have to go.
00:27:01Come on.
00:27:06Hey, police!
00:27:10Oh, fuck.
00:27:12Oh, fuck.
00:27:14Not a go, guys.
00:27:15Oh, man, fuck work.
00:27:16Here, come here.
00:27:17Stanley ripping us, bro.
00:27:18I can't lose my overtime.
00:27:19Bernard, give me a bit if you have any problems, okay?
00:27:22And listen, loads of water.
00:27:26I had a great night.
00:27:27Yeah, good man.
00:27:31Hope you haven't poisoned him, Dave.
00:27:33You know,
00:27:34you'd lose half your audience there, wouldn't you?
00:27:37Oh, bollocks.
00:27:44Hi.
00:27:46Your boyfriend sounds nice.
00:27:51Bernard,
00:27:53I'm sorry.
00:27:55I'm sorry.
00:27:57I'm sorry.
00:27:59I'm sorry.
00:28:01I'm sorry.
00:28:03I'm sorry.
00:28:04Bernard.
00:28:09Bernard.
00:28:12It's Bernard, Linda.
00:28:13We're not in Paris.
00:28:17I'm sorry.
00:28:18Sorry for not texting back or calling you or anything.
00:28:21I ran out of credit.
00:28:25I'm late.
00:28:28Linda.
00:28:29They're going to fire you from that job.
00:28:31Don't come crying to me when you get that notice.
00:28:33I'm pregnant.
00:28:38I...
00:28:40I'm pregnant.
00:28:46That's unbelievable.
00:28:47That's unbelievable.
00:28:50That's...
00:28:51That's unbelievable.
00:28:54I knew you'd be excited.
00:28:58Oh, my...
00:29:01You're happy, yeah?
00:29:02Yes.
00:29:03I'm just surprised.
00:29:11That's our baby.
00:29:33How are you?
00:29:36Didn't think to call me back, no.
00:29:39Left me in the club like a muppet.
00:29:42I was just out showing this new guy around.
00:29:44Dealing.
00:29:45Gambling.
00:29:47Doing yokes.
00:29:48Getting pissed.
00:29:49All of the above.
00:29:53All of the above, yeah.
00:29:54For fuck's sake, Dave.
00:29:57You're not a dealer.
00:29:59And you're a really cute guy.
00:30:01And you're a really shitty card player.
00:30:04I actually didn't lose any money tonight, so...
00:30:06What do you fucking do?
00:30:11Do you even care how I got home?
00:30:14A taxi?
00:30:15No.
00:30:17Okay, I give up. Come on. How did you get home?
00:30:20Your mate Ken showed up.
00:30:22He offered me a lift.
00:30:24What the fuck was he doing there?
00:30:26I don't know.
00:30:28Don't care.
00:30:29He was there and you weren't.
00:30:33He's using you, Dave.
00:30:35He's going to chew you up and spit you out.
00:30:39It's under control.
00:30:40Is it?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42I'm going to meet Ken tomorrow and we're going to sort all this shit out with the cork fella.
00:30:46I trust him as much as I trust you.
00:30:52Did you get your nails done today?
00:30:56Yes, I got my nails done.
00:30:57Oh, how nice. Expensive, yeah?
00:31:01I'm going to miss you.
00:31:03But I'll fucking go if you don't get this wannabe gangster shite out of your system.
00:31:20Hey, Bernard.
00:31:23Bernard?
00:31:28Joan.
00:31:30You look really incredible this morning.
00:31:33Really beautiful.
00:31:35Did you do something to your hair?
00:31:37No, I just...
00:31:39Well, I did, actually.
00:31:41I can't believe you noticed. Nobody ever notices.
00:31:45Bernard?
00:31:47You okay?
00:31:48Huh? Yeah. Why?
00:31:51It's just...
00:31:53Your face looks a bit red.
00:31:55Oh, I was rushing a bit to get in this morning. Late as usual.
00:32:00Right.
00:32:25Fuck.
00:32:41Ballocks.
00:32:56Hello?
00:32:57Hi, Ray.
00:32:59Bernard.
00:33:00Oh, hey, man. What's the craic?
00:33:02Um, listen, um...
00:33:04You don't have sunburn on your face or anything, do you?
00:33:09What?
00:33:10You're not sunburned. You're bloody red.
00:33:14I'm not sunburned.
00:33:16I'm not sunburned.
00:33:17I'm not sunburned.
00:33:18I'm not sunburned.
00:33:19I'm not sunburned.
00:33:20I'm not sunburned.
00:33:21I'm not sunburned.
00:33:22I'm not sunburned.
00:33:23I'm not sunburned.
00:33:24Your blood vessels are all swollen because of too many pills.
00:33:28Is that dangerous?
00:33:30No. No, no. You should be alright.
00:33:32You're not shit and funny or piss and blood, are you?
00:33:36No. Why should I be?
00:33:37Well, corks fell on his pills. You never know.
00:33:39But no, you should be grand.
00:33:41Hey, listen, I'm doing a set in Wax tonight if you want to come.
00:33:46I don't know. I'm feeling pretty shattered.
00:33:49I should probably just stay at home.
00:33:51Well, if you change your mind, I'll put you on the list, alright?
00:33:53I'm on the list.
00:33:55Cool.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57Bring that girl from earlier. Nadia.
00:33:59Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Great. That's an amazing idea. Fantastic.
00:34:02Thanks very much.
00:34:04I'm hanging up now.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:07Cool.
00:34:08See you later.
00:34:12I'm on the list.
00:34:16Oh, shit!
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:26I had a call from my little cork friend earlier.
00:34:29He's a fucking psycho, man.
00:34:32He is, yeah.
00:34:33He told me he gave you more than usual.
00:34:35I was paranoid as fuck, man. He practically threw them at me.
00:34:47I'm not paying for those.
00:34:49I'm not paying for those.
00:34:52What?
00:34:55You shouldn't have taken them.
00:34:59The guy stuck a gun in my face.
00:35:01I couldn't exactly say no, you know. It wasn't that kind of conversation.
00:35:04You'll have to shift a few extra.
00:35:06Fuck that. I'll take what I normally take.
00:35:09You'll have to get rid of the rest yourself and quick,
00:35:11because he wants the money next week.
00:35:13And how exactly am I supposed to shift that many pills so quick?
00:35:16It's the weekend.
00:35:17Loads of hungry little pill heads about, hit the streets.
00:35:19Jesus, Ken.
00:35:20I thought I was past that.
00:35:22I told Samantha I was done.
00:35:23I mean, the gun thing's really freaking her out, man.
00:35:26Not my problem.
00:35:28Jesus, Ken, come on!
00:35:30Not my problem.
00:35:32Fuck's sake!
00:35:34Here.
00:35:38That'll help get you started.
00:35:42Yeah, a nice one.
00:35:44Yeah, a nice one.
00:35:46Good stuff, that. Peruvian.
00:35:52Fucking state of this place.
00:35:53I wouldn't know what I'd be floating around under there.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:00Remember those kids?
00:36:01They went looking for their football and they found a severed leg instead.
00:36:04Remember? It was on the news.
00:36:07Fuck, yeah.
00:36:09That was here.
00:36:10That was here.
00:36:13All sorts of body parts floating around under there.
00:36:17Fucking dump.
00:36:18Fuck.
00:36:380-8-7-1-3-1-9.
00:36:43That's a four.
00:36:44Hey, Joan.
00:36:46Is that a one or a nine?
00:36:48Could be either.
00:36:49That's a good point.
00:36:50I should probably just try all the numbers till I get the correct one.
00:36:54Did you meet someone at Gwen's party?
00:36:56Gwen's an arseface, bitch.
00:36:58Oh, shit. Sorry, wrong number.
00:37:04I did meet an absolute goddess, though.
00:37:07Her name was Nadia.
00:37:09But I lost her number.
00:37:12Keep trying, Sue.
00:37:16MUSIC PLAYS
00:37:27Who was that?
00:37:28It was the daddy.
00:37:29Yeah, good, man. Good, yeah.
00:37:31Daddy.
00:37:32How are you, mate? It's your lucky day, pal.
00:37:34It's Dave, man, yeah.
00:37:36Yeah, how are you doing?
00:37:39Just having a drink and then I'm talking off the record.
00:37:41CCTV, gotta be on.
00:37:42Yeah, now, listen, man, I'm looking through here.
00:37:44Have you heard about these new flippers I got my hands on?
00:38:03Hey, Bernard.
00:38:05Yeah?
00:38:06I hope you find her.
00:38:09Thanks.
00:38:13MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:16I'm going strong.
00:38:17And what's with this secrecy?
00:38:19It's you around the world.
00:38:20Yeah, no, good.
00:38:21How you keeping?
00:38:22Good, yeah.
00:38:23Hey, your sister's an awesome player, right?
00:38:38Bernard, how are you, buddy?
00:38:40Listen, would you look if you want flippers, man?
00:38:43Don't know. I'm feeling fairly trashed.
00:38:45I'm supposed to go to Rays' gig tonight.
00:38:47Perfect, man. Right, listen, I'll meet you beforehand.
00:38:49I'll get you right back in the mood.
00:38:51My last nanny's number, Dave.
00:38:53Oh, man, that's terrible news.
00:38:55Listen, how about we meet up later and talk about it?
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Yeah, man, maybe I can help you find her.
00:39:00Really? OK, I'll see you then.
00:39:06Listen, bro, on a separate note,
00:39:08I didn't want to bring this up to you,
00:39:10but last night was my treat.
00:39:11That was your first time and all that.
00:39:13But if you want to do more, I'm going to have to charge you.
00:39:15I'm fucking sorry, man, but I have to.
00:39:17OK, sure.
00:39:19How much?
00:39:20I'll tell you what, bro.
00:39:22100 quid will get you five.
00:39:24That's a fucking belt of a weekend, man.
00:39:26100, that seems a little...
00:39:28You know what? I'm sorry, it's you.
00:39:30You're right, I should give you a special mate's rate.
00:39:3280 quid, done.
00:39:33Mate's rate? Yeah.
00:39:35Oh, OK. Oh, yeah, good man.
00:39:37That's it.
00:39:39There you go.
00:39:40Tell you what, pal, I'll allow you to change, right?
00:39:43And...
00:39:47What?
00:39:48I'll do you one better.
00:39:50Did you ever do coke before?
00:39:52Coke?
00:39:53Coke, sniff, cherry, you know? Coke, Kenya.
00:39:55You ever done it before? No.
00:39:57Do you want to do some?
00:39:58I want to hear.
00:39:59Yeah, fuck it, why not?
00:40:01OK.
00:40:02Yeah? Good man.
00:40:04What I want you to do, really, is hold your nostril
00:40:07and snort up with the other.
00:40:11Oh, good man.
00:40:13I love it.
00:40:17Other nostril, yeah?
00:40:19OK. Yeah? Yeah.
00:40:23That's it.
00:40:24Attaboy.
00:40:25Breathe it deep.
00:40:29Tell me, how do you feel right now?
00:40:32Fucking Al Pacino.
00:40:33Fucking Al Pacino! I love it, man!
00:40:40Hey, man, wax 9-club, please.
00:40:42No problem.
00:40:58Listen, mate, you get a couple of shots in, yeah?
00:41:00Then we find a nice little young one for you
00:41:02to put your willy inside.
00:41:04What about a virgin?
00:41:05Oh!
00:41:06Oh, we didn't say that.
00:41:07I just mean, like, we'll find you a nice-looking girl,
00:41:09you know what I mean?
00:41:10Put a little slush puppy to cheer you up or something,
00:41:12you know?
00:41:13Oi, mate, let's get two tequila and two Jager's.
00:41:18Fuck it, why not, says you.
00:41:20I don't know, mate, but they go down nice and easy,
00:41:22trust me.
00:41:23Listen, pal, right, I'm going to nip off
00:41:25and do a little business.
00:41:26Can you take care of that, yeah?
00:41:27I'll be right back to you, man.
00:41:31Hey, fuck you, man.
00:41:33How did you know I was a virgin?
00:41:37Listen, mate, you're fucking wearing on,
00:41:39you know what I mean?
00:41:40You walk around too fucking tense, too well looked.
00:41:43You look like you want to take a shit half the time.
00:41:45We need to sort you out with a fucking tasty little Brazilian
00:41:48with a fat ass.
00:41:49That might cheer you up a bit, what?
00:41:50Fuck you.
00:41:51Yeah, fuck me, that's right, man.
00:41:52Fuck you, you're fucking right.
00:41:53I'm a complete fuck-up, bro.
00:41:55Listen, what happens when you fuck up?
00:41:58Yo, listen, what happened with your woman last night,
00:42:01you know, the foreign one?
00:42:03She wrote her number on my arm, but it smudged away.
00:42:06Oh, fuck off, mate, that's tragic, you see?
00:42:10I tried to call, like, 234 possible combinations,
00:42:12but I couldn't get through.
00:42:13You didn't, mate, that's fucking, that's desperate,
00:42:15I'll give you that, fair play to you, man.
00:42:28Ooh-ooh-ooh.
00:42:29Ooh-ooh-ooh.
00:42:30Ooh-ooh-ooh.
00:42:31Ooh-ooh-ooh.
00:42:35Ow!
00:42:38How's that, my troll?
00:42:41Into you.
00:42:42Oh.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:46Ooh-ooh-ooh.
00:42:47One number too, brother, that's it.
00:42:49Lovely, lovely, lovely fucking jolly.
00:42:52I think I'm fucking high!
00:42:59I'm just going to ask the barman.
00:43:01Yeah, go for it, man.
00:43:02Sorry, I'm looking for a girl called Natalie.
00:43:04She was here last night.
00:43:06Beautiful eyes.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08No?
00:43:09Help the fucking man out, yeah?
00:43:10Come on.
00:43:11Two beers, please.
00:43:13How we doing, folks?
00:43:14Fine.
00:43:15Good, yeah?
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:17Listen, you don't want anyone selling pills around here, do you?
00:43:19No.
00:43:20No?
00:43:21No?
00:43:22Well, you're fucking doing it now, sweetheart.
00:43:23Get the fuck off.
00:43:24Why don't you have the fucking beans there, pig?
00:43:26Oh, no, shush.
00:43:27You.
00:43:28All right, we've got to go, bro.
00:43:29We've got to go.
00:43:30Look, I can't find her.
00:43:31Yeah, we're going to have to look for her again, man.
00:43:33We've got to go.
00:43:34Just focus, quick.
00:43:35Just take the fucking beers, would you?
00:43:36Here, come on.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38Yeah, fuck you too, yeah?
00:43:39Don't be afraid to find a new beginning laid in some sailor's arms.
00:43:46All those quick solutions get old.
00:43:48You'll find your restitution encoded deeper than your heart.
00:43:54In your head bone.
00:43:56Connected to the neck bone.
00:43:58Connected to the back bone.
00:44:01Take it down and do the bone dance.
00:44:04From your rib cage.
00:44:06Feel it in your shoulder blades.
00:44:08Slide it down your vertebrae.
00:44:10Shake it up and do the bone dance with me.
00:44:17It's the only way to set you free from the pain.
00:44:23You carry your weight and weigh your death.
00:44:28Get the fucking out of here.
00:44:46All right, buddy?
00:45:05Having the best night of my life, part two.
00:45:09Bernard, you know you don't have to put up with Dave's shit all night, man.
00:45:13What do you mean?
00:45:15He's been doing this a long time.
00:45:17Too long, possibly.
00:45:18So?
00:45:20So it just gets boring after a while.
00:45:22He gets boring.
00:45:24Just take care of yourself, right?
00:45:25Too much too quick.
00:45:26It can fuck up your head.
00:45:28Don't worry, I'm okay.
00:45:30I lost Nadia's number.
00:45:32Ah, fucking around the sign probably.
00:45:35Well, you're in a good mood.
00:45:38Sorry, man.
00:45:39I've got a lot on my mind.
00:45:42Maybe you're right.
00:45:44Let's forget women.
00:45:48Here, let me cue in the next track, all right?
00:45:51See this?
00:45:52Channel three.
00:45:53When I give you the signal, hit it up full blast.
00:45:55You all right?
00:45:56Three.
00:45:57This one.
00:45:58This one.
00:45:59Here we go, Bernard.
00:46:00Hit it!
00:46:31Come on.
00:46:57Fuck!
00:47:01Fuck!
00:47:12Deadly buzz, yeah?
00:47:14Yeah, it's all right, man.
00:47:16What's up?
00:47:18Nothing, man.
00:47:19Just feels a bit gay in here or something, doesn't it?
00:47:22Jesus Christ!
00:47:24Come on, man, we're going.
00:47:25Right, we're going.
00:47:30Have a good night, yeah?
00:47:31Take it easy.
00:47:41Do you mind if I crash with you tonight, bro?
00:47:44Yeah, that's cool.
00:47:46You all right?
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:49Linda's coming down with something I could do
00:47:51without being around her for the night.
00:47:54That's grand.
00:47:55Listen, first of all, yeah...
00:47:58Whoop, whoop.
00:48:03Dave, are you a drug dealer?
00:48:09Now, why would you ask me that question?
00:48:12Because I seem to be selling a lot of drugs tonight, so...
00:48:20Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I am, right?
00:48:23I'm an asshole.
00:48:26But I have a lot of friends.
00:48:28Friends.
00:48:30And right now I have a lot of drugs.
00:48:33And I'm trying to make everybody happy.
00:48:41You know what I mean?
00:48:43Like Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:45Like Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:47That's it. Al fucking Pacino.
00:48:49Bruh.
00:48:51Lovely eyes.
00:48:52You reckon?
00:48:54I'm very fucking sensitive with my eyes.
00:48:56Bruh.
00:48:58I fucking needed that.
00:49:02You all right?
00:49:10Woo!
00:49:12Dave's in the house, baby.
00:49:14Anybody who needs Anne, come to me, yeah?
00:49:16That means anything you need, you come see me
00:49:18because I can hook you up, baby.
00:49:21Now fuck off.
00:49:24Two shots, please.
00:49:26Get in the car.
00:49:29I'll be Irish whiskey.
00:49:31Right, don't hold on to me.
00:49:35Come on.
00:49:37Chin, chin.
00:49:39Cheers.
00:49:41Woo!
00:49:53Cheers.
00:50:14You look like shit. You need to slow down.
00:50:16Cheers, mate. You too.
00:50:19I'm serious.
00:50:21Mind, body, soul.
00:50:23I'm serious. Who the fuck do you think you are, mate?
00:50:26You know what I mean?
00:50:28Chill out on the fucking morality lecture, all right?
00:50:30I'm not in the fucking humour for it.
00:50:32Well, don't just fucking say it, you know what I mean?
00:50:34I didn't see you saying that while you were buying a sniff of your nose,
00:50:37which was freeing, I might add.
00:50:39So just ease up on that holier-than-thou bullshit, yeah?
00:50:42And do without the headache.
00:50:51What the fuck is going on with you anyway, mate?
00:50:53It's Linda.
00:50:54It's Linda. Big surprise. What about her?
00:50:56She's pregnant, Dave.
00:50:58That's amazing news, man.
00:51:00You must be thrilled.
00:51:01Jesus fucking Christ, Bernard.
00:51:03No, I'm not thrilled. It's bad news. It's not good.
00:51:07It's fucking bad.
00:51:09I mean,
00:51:11now you are proper fucked, man.
00:51:16You can't...
00:51:17You can't break up with her because she's pregnant
00:51:19and you're looking like a scumbag,
00:51:21but at the same time, if he stays with her because of the sprog,
00:51:24he's just going to resent you to him for the rest of his life.
00:51:26You're fucked.
00:51:27Oh, he's fucked.
00:51:28He's fucked.
00:51:29He's fucked.
00:51:30He's fucked.
00:51:32Just get your hand and put it on your head.
00:51:34Mm-hmm.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Come on, boys. I think it's time to go home.
00:52:00Hey, babes.
00:52:01Hey, babes.
00:52:03Hey, babes.
00:52:04What about sorry, babes?
00:52:06Or I hope you got home OK last night, babes.
00:52:09Or I hope you don't mind three fucking stooges on the couch, babes.
00:52:13Fucking babes.
00:52:14Fucking babes.
00:52:15I didn't think he'd long too much.
00:52:17You didn't think, full stop.
00:52:19And I won't be minding him for much longer.
00:52:21Come here. Please, don't be like that.
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:25Look, OK, I'm sorry.
00:52:27I am really sorry, but...
00:52:29I'm going out.
00:52:30So you can have all the time you want for your little fucking sleepover.
00:52:35HE SIGHS
00:52:41Oh, baby, please, I'm trying to sleep.
00:52:46Not any more.
00:52:48Shit. Fuck, fuck, shit.
00:52:50Mm.
00:52:51Very cosy.
00:52:52Ray, Ray.
00:52:53Fuck, shit.
00:52:55Who's this?
00:52:57I'm the fella...
00:52:59who gave your pal all these yokes, your liars.
00:53:03Not the gold, man, please. Put the good away, eh?
00:53:05Am I making you nervous?
00:53:07I wonder if the catch is on or off. I can't remember.
00:53:10Look, what are you even doing here, man? You said Monday to me.
00:53:13I've been hearing stories that you're not taking this job as serious as you should.
00:53:17Whoever said that is a fucking lawyer.
00:53:19Not from where I'm standing.
00:53:21I've been flat out raped.
00:53:23Shut up the fuck, Dave. Jesus.
00:53:25Do you want to hit and pay?
00:53:26No, I'm not... No, no, no.
00:53:28How about Joe?
00:53:29He...
00:53:30He's deaf.
00:53:31But this is serious.
00:53:32Yeah, I get it.
00:53:33As serious as a heart attack.
00:53:35On a plane.
00:53:36With snakes on it.
00:53:38Get me?
00:53:39I understand.
00:53:42Wasn't loaded.
00:53:45You fucker.
00:53:46You fucker.
00:53:52You have to go to the guards, Dave.
00:53:56That's what you're going to do.
00:53:59That's what you're going to do.
00:54:04I'll show her, Dave.
00:54:12I'll show her, Dave.
00:54:16There's no fucking way you can shit Dave Grimes with the pills in a Sunday afternoon.
00:54:20Well, I don't have a better idea. Do you?
00:54:22Hmm?
00:54:24Bernard?
00:54:25Bernard?
00:54:26I don't suppose you have a few thousand mates who are short of dogs, do you?
00:54:30I don't really have that many friends.
00:54:39Oh.
00:54:41What are you eating?
00:54:44Bacon.
00:54:45No, Bernard, you can have the bacon.
00:54:49Dave?
00:54:50They don't care.
00:54:56Bernard?
00:54:57Yeah?
00:55:00Dave?
00:55:01They don't care.
00:55:06Jesus, Bernard.
00:55:09Come on.
00:55:15Dave?
00:55:16They don't care.
00:55:20Jesus, Bernard.
00:55:23Come on.
00:55:25Mícheál?
00:55:26How are you, man? Yeah?
00:55:27Good, good. Listen, great party you had tonight, bro.
00:55:30Are you looking for any pills at all?
00:55:35Yeah. Listen, man, do you know anyone that's looking for any pills? Anyone at all?
00:55:41Right.
00:55:43Grant, Grant.
00:55:45No.
00:55:56Gary, open the door. It's Dave, man. Are you looking for that?
00:56:02Gary, you fucking...
00:56:08How are you supposed... Are you looking for any fucking pills or anything?
00:56:11No? Come check me out. That flicker's a brand new. They're fucking new.
00:56:19Ah, Mr Stouty, is Maria home?
00:56:21Hello?
00:56:23Hell, he's looking for any pills. Ecstasy.
00:56:51Why are they here?
00:57:14Why are they?
00:57:16They're called angels.
00:57:17Angels?
00:57:18A friend of mine brought them back from Amsterdam.
00:57:21They're dipped in acid, so apparently they blow your fucking nut off.
00:57:25Deadly.
00:57:27It's a waste anyway, man.
00:57:33Man, there might not be a better time, yeah?
00:57:36Mate, please fucking do as I say tonight, yeah? Come on.
00:57:39One last time.
00:57:40Fuck it.
00:57:41Don't I?
00:57:42Come on.
00:57:43Yeah, come on.
00:57:48Ahem.
00:57:59So where are we going now?
00:58:05No, no, I'm going away.
00:58:10She's 17. She a goth.
00:58:14Her brother and all his mad mates are downstairs having a party.
00:58:17She fucking hates her brother and all his mates.
00:58:19She's mad about me.
00:58:21I quite like the mad music, but I don't tell her.
00:58:24Because she fucking hates it.
00:58:27I love her face when she's angry. She's real pissed off.
00:58:32This is when she still surprises me.
00:58:36This is when she still catches me looking at her.
00:58:40This is when she smiles.
00:58:44This is years ago.
00:58:54School.
00:58:59You brought us back to school.
00:59:03The best fucking days of my life, man.
00:59:14We're the last three men on earth.
00:59:18Survivors of something.
00:59:20Survivors of something bad.
00:59:22A war, a plague, some sort of earthquake.
00:59:27What wiped out everyone else?
00:59:31Who gets to be child of Neston?
00:59:34He was the main man in his day.
00:59:37The last man.
00:59:40That'd be mad.
00:59:43Are you listening to me?
00:59:46Are you hearing me?
00:59:59Where are we?
01:00:05Sam, boys.
01:00:07My baby.
01:00:09Sam!
01:00:10Sam!
01:00:11Relax, Dave.
01:00:13Relax, okay?
01:00:15I'm relaxed.
01:00:17I'm relaxed.
01:00:19Come on.
01:00:21We're going in, boys.
01:00:43Come on.
01:01:02I can't believe we've come this far.
01:01:06Ray, Ray, have you seen this?
01:01:08What?
01:01:10The lights.
01:01:11All the colours.
01:01:14No, Bernard.
01:01:16I don't see shit.
01:01:18I didn't take that last yoke.
01:01:20What do you mean?
01:01:25Acid-dipped dutchies at four o'clock in the morning.
01:01:32Fuck that.
01:01:36I'm going to be a dad.
01:01:38Like it or not, I have to stop doing shit like this.
01:01:48That's a fucking waste.
01:01:50Sorry. Not as fucked up as you guys.
01:01:53No.
01:01:57You're worse.
01:02:00Am I?
01:02:04You know what your real problem is, Ray?
01:02:08What?
01:02:10Ray, look at me.
01:02:13Ray.
01:02:16It's not them that are being knocked up, man.
01:02:19That's not your real problem.
01:02:22No?
01:02:25Come on, man.
01:02:26Admit it.
01:02:28Just fucking admit it now, yeah?
01:02:29I'm okay with it.
01:02:30He's okay with it, yeah?
01:02:32We're secure with shit like that.
01:02:34I know loads of blokes who are like you.
01:02:37What the fuck are you talking about?
01:02:38You're a bender.
01:02:39How?
01:02:41Cat's out the bag.
01:02:43You're a gay man. It's okay.
01:02:49What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:51Look at me.
01:02:52If I can see this shit, why do you think things are so fucked up with Linda, bro?
01:02:57What the fuck are you saying?
01:02:58Ray, listen.
01:02:59What the fuck are you saying?
01:03:00It's okay, man.
01:03:01You fucking waster!
01:03:03I like guys.
01:03:04You're full of shit.
01:03:05You like it.
01:03:06I'm okay with it.
01:03:07Fuck you.
01:03:08Yeah, I might be full of shit, but at least I can fucking admit it.
01:03:11Just admit it once, you fuck.
01:03:14Ray, stall it. Ray, Ray.
01:03:15Stall it?
01:03:17Stall it?
01:03:18Who the fuck are you?
01:03:20Why are you still here?
01:03:22I'm just hanging out with you.
01:03:23Oh, I'm just hanging out.
01:03:25Whopper pills, deadly buzz.
01:03:26You're fucking clueless as well.
01:03:27Tell him why he's here, Dave.
01:03:29Just leave him be, Ray. Leave him be.
01:03:30He'll be all right.
01:03:32The only reason you're here
01:03:33is because he wanted to test the pills out on you.
01:03:36Make sure they were safe before he sold them.
01:03:38Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:41Do you think you're his friend?
01:03:43You're his fucking guinea pig.
01:03:44That's all you are, Bernard.
01:03:46Is that true, Dave?
01:03:48Well, Bernard, we're mates now, aren't we?
01:03:50I mean, in the beginning, then we...
01:03:51The only reason you're here tonight
01:03:55is because he fucked off so many friends.
01:03:59He has no one left.
01:04:01He didn't know what you gave me, Dave.
01:04:02Well, lots of people take things all the time without knowing, man.
01:04:05We had a good time, didn't we?
01:04:07You had a good time with me.
01:04:10I trusted you, Dave.
01:04:16Thanks, Ray.
01:04:18The crack's dead now, yeah?
01:04:20You've ruined the fucking buzz.
01:04:21Congratulations.
01:04:26So go home.
01:04:28Sam's worried about you.
01:04:29You've any self-respect left?
01:04:31Go home.
01:04:32Make things right with her
01:04:33before you get your fucking head blown off, yeah?
01:04:36It doesn't matter if I can't pay the fucking money.
01:04:38It's that good, darling.
01:04:43Fuck.
01:04:44Fuck!
01:04:45Oh, fuck.
01:04:46Oh, fuck.
01:04:47Oh, fuck.
01:04:48Oh, fuck.
01:04:49Oh, fuck.
01:04:50Oh, fuck.
01:04:51Oh, fuck.
01:04:52Oh, fuck.
01:04:53Oh, fuck.
01:04:54Oh, fuck.
01:04:55Oh, fuck.
01:04:56Oh, fuck.
01:04:57Oh, fuck.
01:04:59You know,
01:05:02someone once said
01:05:04life was lived forward
01:05:07but understood backwards.
01:05:10But they never said at what point
01:05:12you turned around and made sense of it.
01:05:17I think I might have missed it.
01:05:21Fuck it.
01:05:24Fuck it.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:49What are you gonna do?
01:05:53I don't know.
01:05:56What are you gonna do?
01:05:59I don't know either.
01:06:03I don't know either, guys.
01:06:06Well, Barnet,
01:06:07the first thing you need to do
01:06:08is move out of your parents' house.
01:06:11You know,
01:06:12get a place with a few mates
01:06:14who'll make you go crazy every once in a while.
01:06:17It's actually a good idea.
01:06:19Ray could move in with me.
01:06:21There'd be plenty of space for all his gay boyfriends.
01:06:23HE LAUGHS
01:06:24Now we're talking.
01:06:25Now we're talking.
01:06:27That's not funny, Barnet.
01:06:28You wouldn't have to worry about a place, Dave,
01:06:30on account of being shot and all that.
01:06:32Oh, too soon, bro.
01:06:34Not funny.
01:06:35Well, if you survive,
01:06:36you can always come over
01:06:37with some overpriced experimental drugs
01:06:39any time you like.
01:06:40HE LAUGHS
01:06:41We can listen to Ray Ray in the afternoon.
01:06:46Ah.
01:06:51What am I gonna do about Linda?
01:06:56Ah.
01:06:57And the baby.
01:07:03Ah, Linda.
01:07:05The only thing you can do, Ray.
01:07:08You know?
01:07:13And all I know is
01:07:14you can't be unhappy and be a good dad.
01:07:22Gonna have some stories out of this weekend, Barnet.
01:07:26Barnet.
01:07:28I am so sorry I didn't get you laid, man.
01:07:32Next time, yeah?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:37Come on.
01:07:38Fuck, I'm hungry.
01:07:40Mm.
01:07:41You know what I mean?
01:07:44Nice turkey club sandwich.
01:07:47Yeah.
01:07:48Sandwich.
01:07:56All right, better be off.
01:07:59Nah.
01:08:00I'll go with you.
01:08:03You sure?
01:08:05Yeah, sure.
01:08:07Since you really don't want to go home, do you?
01:08:09Come on.
01:08:26DOORBELL BUZZES
01:08:38DOORBELL BUZZES
01:08:45DOORBELL BUZZES
01:08:46What the fuck?
01:08:49Oh, jeez, it's him.
01:08:50Wait, at the door.
01:08:51It's him. No, it's Kurt Feller here!
01:08:52Wait, he's at the door.
01:08:53I don't fucking know, go and check!
01:08:54Just shut up, shut up.
01:08:55Hello?
01:08:57Hell, yeah.
01:08:59Some of the money.
01:09:02I mean, like, I've got...
01:09:03No, no, I've got money, like, er...
01:09:15No, no, I've got all of it, actually.
01:09:18Yeah, I've got all the money.
01:09:23What the hell, man?
01:09:25It was me house deposit.
01:09:30Are you sure, man?
01:09:31This is a lot of money here.
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:35Band of brothers.
01:09:37Band of fucking brothers, bro!
01:09:39Oh, my God!
01:09:41Oh, thank you!
01:09:43Thank you, fucking hell!
01:09:45Oh, you're legends!
01:09:54We'll be seeing you soon.
01:09:56No, we won't.
01:10:01Jesus, Ray.
01:10:03What are you doing to yourself?
01:10:07Linda.
01:10:09I've been thinking.
01:10:12A lot.
01:10:14About us.
01:10:17About us.
01:10:20About us.
01:10:22About everything.
01:10:27Is it over between us?
01:10:35I think so.
01:10:39It's gone.
01:10:42What we had.
01:10:46I'm not that person anymore.
01:10:49Yeah, I know.
01:10:52I'm sorry.
01:11:05I'm sorry how I've treated you.
01:11:13For ages.
01:11:19This is all...
01:11:21It's all fucked up.
01:11:25But I can't be a dad if I can't be happy.
01:11:29And this isn't where I'm supposed to be right now.
01:11:41Sam, baby.
01:11:49Sam, are you awake?
01:11:52I am now, Dave.
01:11:54You stink.
01:11:56No, I just...
01:11:58I just want to be close to you right now.
01:12:00Not until you've shared.
01:12:02Please, Sam.
01:12:05What's wrong?
01:12:10I'm done.
01:12:13With what?
01:12:16The drug thing.
01:12:18I'm fucking done now.
01:12:19I'm done selling them, I'm done using them.
01:12:21All of them now.
01:12:23You're right, you've said it before.
01:12:25Listen, Sam, listen.
01:12:29I don't want to fuck this up.
01:12:31Any more than I already have, okay?
01:12:35I love you.
01:12:37If I always loved you, I know I should have said that before.
01:12:40But I want to be...
01:12:42I want to do it right now, yeah?
01:12:45I fucking love you.
01:12:50Dave.
01:12:52Yeah, baby?
01:12:55You're a fucking spa.
01:13:19I love you.
01:13:50Seeking Babylon
01:13:52Is not so easy
01:13:56A candle would
01:13:59So trust in me
01:14:01To save your love
01:14:14Cause you're always
01:14:16Getting caught in the middle
01:14:20You're always
01:14:22Getting caught in the middle
01:14:26You're always
01:14:28Getting caught in the middle
01:14:31So save your love
01:14:37Save your love
01:14:47This feeling
01:14:49Could never end
01:14:53This feeling
01:14:55It should never end
01:14:59This feeling
01:15:01It will never end
01:15:03So you three
01:15:05Stick to me
01:15:08Never die
01:15:11In your fantasy
01:15:14They'll burn your house
01:15:17They'll steal your heart
01:15:19They'll come
01:15:20So save your love
01:15:26Save your love
01:15:33You're always
01:15:35Getting caught in the middle
01:15:39You're always
01:15:41Getting caught in the middle