中川家andコント 2024年8月25日 FUJIWARA参戦！まさかの仕事の相談にフジモン困惑！？
中川家andコント 2024年8月25日 FUJIWARA参戦！まさかの仕事の相談にフジモン困惑！？
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00:00This program is brought to you by the Nakagawa family and their friends.
00:06The Nakagawa Family's Controversy
00:11Hello, I'm Reiji from the Nakagawa family.
00:13I'm Tsuyoshi.
00:14This time, we have invited Mr. Fujiwara as our guest.
00:17He's been consulting with our manager, Kono, for about three times.
00:22That's right, three times.
00:24There are a lot of reasons for this.
00:26Please look forward to it.
00:30It's hard not to move, isn't it?
00:32My neck hurts.
00:35What department are you in?
00:38I'm in the Su department.
00:39The Su department?
00:41You don't even have a bathroom.
00:43That's a human container.
00:56Yes.
00:57Excuse me.
00:58Mr. Kono.
00:59Mr. Oda.
01:00Hurry up.
01:03I don't want to do this.
01:05I'm going to do it.
01:07I'm going to do it.
01:09I really don't want to do it.
01:12If you're going to do it, say it.
01:14What are you talking about?
01:16The company is in a lot of trouble.
01:19Please.
01:21Mr. Haraichi and I have been taking a break.
01:24The tone of the conversation is the tone of the conversation.
01:27It's not the tone of the conversation.
01:31It's not the tone of the conversation.
01:33It's not the tone of the conversation.
01:36I'm sorry to bother you.
01:38It's okay.
01:40I'm sorry to bother you.
01:42Please say it.
01:44What?
01:45I really don't want to do it.
01:49What do you want me to say?
01:51What do you want me to say?
01:54Please be quiet.
01:56I'm in trouble.
01:58I really don't want to do it.
02:00Which way are you going?
02:02Don't come this way.
02:04Please stop.
02:06I'm in trouble.
02:08I really don't want to do it.
02:10Mr. Haraichi has been taking a break.
02:12Mr. Haraichi has been taking a break.
02:14I really don't want to do it.
02:18Please be quiet.
02:20I'm in trouble.
02:23I saw a video on YouTube.
02:25I saw a video on YouTube.
02:27He was wearing a black suit.
02:29I think you should have stopped wearing a black suit.
02:31I think you should have stopped wearing a black suit.
02:33I think you should have stopped wearing a black suit.
02:35No, no, no.
02:38You apologized as if you were a professional.
02:40I didn't.
02:42You two were smiling.
02:44I didn't smile.
02:46I didn't smile.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50I
03:20Got a show that that I had to say I'm Tony. So I'm gonna move it so I can show that I don't know what you are
03:24You know, I don't think I'm gonna tell you I hate it. All right. I'm gonna take that. You know, it's
03:30Okay, let's go
03:34Don't you know
03:38What are you doing?
03:41Right
03:44It's
03:46It's
04:16You're saying that because you're a fan.
04:18I'm not a fan.
04:20You're a fan.
04:22I'm not a fan.
04:24I'm not a fan.
04:26Sit down.
04:28Take your time.
04:30It's good to eat sweet food at work.
04:32This Japanese sweets is delicious.
04:34Japanese sweets?
04:36This Japanese sweets is delicious.
04:38I'll open it.
04:40I'll open it.
04:42Let's eat.
04:44Let's eat.
04:46I bought this because I want to be happy.
04:48I want to be happy.
04:50There's nothing to be happy about.
04:52Why?
04:54You're back.
04:56I don't want to be happy.
04:58You're back.
05:00Is this a type that doesn't have a solo?
05:02Is this a type that doesn't have a solo?
05:04I'm sorry.
05:06That's not it.
05:08It's a celebration.
05:10It's a celebration.
05:12I don't need this.
05:14Everyone was waiting for this.
05:16Everyone was waiting for this.
05:18Everyone was waiting for this.
05:20What did you do during your break?
05:22What did you do during your break?
05:243 weeks?
05:263 weeks?
05:28You did a good job.
05:30You did a good job.
05:32I did a bad job.
05:34I did a bad job.
05:36I did a bad job.
05:38I think it's a little long.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:42It's not up to me.
05:44That's up to everyone.
05:46That's up to everyone.
05:48That's right.
05:50Please think about Haranishi.
05:52Please think about Haranishi.
05:54Did Haranishi do okay?
05:56Did Haranishi do okay?
05:58Did Haranishi do okay?
06:00I got a job in a company.
06:02I got a job in a company.
06:04I didn't do much during my break.
06:06I didn't do much during my break.
06:08I didn't watch TV at all.
06:10You didn't watch TV?
06:11I didn't watch TV at all.
06:12Oh, really?
06:13Sorry, I don't know if it's because I can't watch TV.
06:16Or maybe it's because I feel lonely.
06:18But you're the one who's at fault.
06:22That's right.
06:23Didn't I say that?
06:24Yes, you did.
06:25Didn't I say that?
06:26Say it again, say it again.
06:28You clearly said it.
06:30If you didn't say it, you could have said it.
06:34How was it? Was it neutral?
06:37You idiot.
06:38You can't say that.
06:42You can't imagine it's neutral.
06:46My heart is neutral.
06:48You can say it flat.
06:50You can say it neutral.
06:52That's right.
06:55It's fashionable.
06:57You just said it, so please accelerate.
07:00It's different from accelerating.
07:02You idiot.
07:03You did it on purpose, didn't you?
07:05I don't think so.
07:07I don't know if it's because of the car.
07:09No.
07:10He was the one who was most worried.
07:12Yes.
07:13Really.
07:14He was worried about me?
07:15That's right.
07:16Kono-san was actually crying.
07:17That's right.
07:18That's right.
07:19I was really worried about that.
07:22Why did that happen?
07:24I really cried.
07:26Let's sit down.
07:27Yes.
07:28You're always standing up.
07:30That's right.
07:31Let's sit down.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:35I'm happy to have a job now.
07:40I'm glad.
07:41I'll do anything.
07:44I'll do anything.
07:45That's right.
07:46I'll do anything.
07:47It has always been.
07:48That's right.
07:49I'll do anything.
07:52You said it.
07:53I heard you say it.
07:55Yes, you said it.
07:56You're not refusing to work?
07:59Of course.
08:00Of course.
08:01Yes, of course.
08:02So, let's get right to it.
08:04How about starting next week?
08:06You're going to be in JINBOCHO KAGETSU.
08:09Yes.
08:10Oh!
08:11It depends.
08:12It depends.
08:13In the theater...
08:14It hasn't been shown much.
08:15It hasn't been shown much.
08:16Right.
08:17In Yoshimoto's case, it's from the theater.
08:19That's right.
08:20It's decided.
08:21JINBOCHO KAGETSU.
08:22JINBOCHO KAGETSU.
08:23JINBOCHO KAGETSU.
08:2410 days.
08:25Yes.
08:27What?
08:28500 days.
08:29Yes, it's JINBOCHO.
08:30What's the number?
08:32It's a day.
08:33Yes.
08:34Stage?
08:35It's 500 yen a day.
08:36Yes.
08:37It's 500, 500.
08:38Yes.
08:39Once, once, once.
08:40Yes.
08:41One stage.
08:42Yes.
08:43It's 5 stages.
08:44Yes.
08:455 stages?
08:46Yes.
08:47In 10 days, it's 50 stages.
08:48Yes.
08:49In 10 days.
08:50This is a bit...
08:51It's an order from above.
08:5250 stages?
08:53It's 25,000 yen.
08:55Yes.
08:5650 times.
08:57Yes.
08:58Mr. Tora-sama, you can sleep for 5 minutes.
09:00Yes.
09:01Yes.
09:02You can sleep for 5 minutes?
09:03Yes.
09:0450?
09:0550?
09:06Just us?
09:07Yes.
09:08Just us?
09:09Yes.
09:10No other members.
09:11Yes.
09:12We'll take your time.
09:13We'll start at 1pm.
09:16We'll take 10 days.
09:18Mr. Uchihara will hold it down.
09:20Yes.
09:21JINBOCHO KAGETSU.
09:22Well, well.
09:23You said you'd do anything.
09:24Yes, of course.
09:25Young people do it at night.
09:27In the middle of the night,
09:29Mr. Fujiwara will do GOSUTE.
09:32Young people do it after that.
09:34Yes.
09:35Wait a minute.
09:37GOSU...
09:38The length of one performance?
09:40It's GOSUTE.
09:42No, the length of the event.
09:44Wait a minute.
09:45Isn't it connected?
09:46One event.
09:47That's right.
09:48It's GOSUTE.
09:49You can do it 5 times in the same event?
09:51Yes.
09:52In a row?
09:53Yes.
09:541, 2, 3, 4, 5.
09:55Yes.
09:56We'll do it 5 times in a row?
09:58Yes.
09:59We'll do it once in a row?
10:01We'll do it for about an hour.
10:04Yes.
10:05You'll take a break.
10:07Mr. Fujiwara will do it again in an hour.
10:09Mr. Fujiwara will do it again in an hour.
10:11Mr. Fujiwara will do it again in an hour.
10:13GOSUTE.
10:14From 10am.
10:15From 10am?
10:16Yes.
10:17How long will we be in the theater?
10:19You're laughing.
10:20Why are you laughing?
10:21What do you mean?
10:22You'll be there all day?
10:24Yes.
10:25For 10 days.
10:26Yes.
10:27GOSUTE will be there for 10 days.
10:2950 stages.
10:30I told him to do it in Makuhari, but he stopped me.
10:33Makuhari is far, isn't it?
10:34It's still far.
10:35It's still far.
10:36It's close to Ijinbocho.
10:37It's still close to Ijinbocho.
10:38I don't think it's a matter of how far it is.
10:40What do you think?
10:4125,000 yen?
10:42That's right.
10:4350 stages.
10:44Yes.
10:45It'll be like that for 10 days.
10:46What should we do?
10:47We won't be able to do anything else.
10:49So there won't be any offers during that time?
10:52That's right.
10:53There won't be anything else?
10:54Yes.
10:55No TV, no radio, no such thing?
10:57There are a lot of other things after that.
10:59But during that time...
11:01During that time, yes.
11:0310 days.
11:04That's right.
11:05Yes.
11:06I'll hold back for 10 days, but what do you think about that?
11:10Is that it?
11:12Is there another 50 stages?
11:17If you wish, we'll do it.
11:22That's amazing.
11:23It's not a wish, but...
11:25If you don't have a job...
11:26If you don't have a job, you can't do it.
11:28That's right.
11:29We haven't had a job for a long time.
11:31That's right.
11:32We haven't had a job for a long time.
11:33It's a good thing that we have a job, but...
11:34That's right.
11:35If we're going to do that, I think we should just live in Ijinbocho.
11:39That's right.
11:41Right?
11:42If we're going to live in Ijinbocho for 10 days and do 50 stages,
11:49I think it's okay to live there.
11:52That's the story of the theater.
11:54We have a job for filming.
11:58Is this only for Fujima-san?
12:00Hanenishi-san, too.
12:04It's a job for driving.
12:05No.
12:08That's no good.
12:09I'm wearing it.
12:10I know.
12:11Refuse it.
12:12I'm not alone.
12:13Do I have to drive?
12:15No, you don't.
12:16I'd like you to take turns driving.
12:19No, I can't.
12:20Not yet.
12:21Not yet.
12:22Not yet.
12:23He said he'd do it.
12:25He said that?
12:26Yes.
12:27The members are Non-Style Inoue, Impulse Tsutsumi, and Hanenishi-san.
12:33I'm not here.
12:34I'm not here.
12:35I'm here.
12:36I'm here.
12:37You're not here.
12:38I'm not here.
12:39I'm not here.
12:40I'm not here.
12:41That's it.
12:42That's it.
12:43That's it.
12:44That's it.
12:45That's it.
12:46That's the only way.
12:47No.
12:48You know what I mean.
12:49Hanenishi-san is fine.
12:50Be careful.
12:51I want you to tell him to be careful next time.
12:55Like a navigation system.
12:56A warning system.
12:57Yes.
12:58I want you to say,
12:59I wonder if this is what it was like for you at this time.
13:04Hanenishi, you have to be a little more modest.
13:08The driver is Mr. Fujimoto, who has an Impulse on his non-steering wheel.
13:13The three of us will drive the car and go to Atami.
13:16No, no, no.
13:17It's like automatic driving.
13:19No, it's not automatic.
13:20It's not?
13:21No, it's not.
13:22And Mr. Haranishi is like a navigator.
13:24I feel sorry for Mr. Haranishi.
13:25He's been nervous the whole time.
13:28I feel sorry for him.
13:29He's nervous.
13:30He's worried.
13:31But this is the only thing Mr. Haranishi is worried about.
13:33Yes.
13:35It's better to drive, right?
13:37That's right.
13:38He's been sitting in the passenger seat.
13:41Can you reduce the balance of Mr. Tsutsumi when the three of us drive?
13:45Because it's a lot.
13:46Because it's a lot.
13:47Because it's a lot.
13:48Because I'm nervous.
13:50I see.
13:51If you drive for a long time.
13:52Yes, yes.
13:53Is it true that he's the driver?
13:56Yes, it is.
13:57These three?
13:58Yes.
13:59Four of you?
14:00Yes.
14:01Are you sure?
14:02I'm sure.
14:03It's cheap.
14:04No, it's not cheap.
14:05You have to pay for this.
14:08The fee.
14:09Yes.
14:10How long does it take?
14:11One hour.
14:12That's a long time.
14:13Do you drive?
14:14Yes, I do.
14:15No, no.
14:16I don't get off.
14:17You don't get off?
14:18I don't get off.
14:19I don't get off.
14:20Not even once.
14:21That's not good.
14:22You don't get off.
14:23I don't get off.
14:24Why are you looking at me?
14:27I don't get off.
14:28I don't get off.
14:29I don't get off.
14:30Why are you looking at me?
14:31Why are you looking at me?
14:32So, the person who's wrapped in costume was me, right?
14:33Yes.
14:34It's too scary.
14:35It's too scary.
14:36In a sense...
14:37That's too scary...
14:38It's too scary for a program.
14:39I should have shot it, but...
14:40Yes.
14:41Then...
14:42That's right.
14:43Then you don't think like I went on later.
14:44That's OK.
14:45Yes.
14:46This, but...
14:47The comedy here...
14:48Oh, not a comedy?
14:49It's a little...
14:50It's the work of the actor.
14:51The work of the two actors...
14:52I'll do it!
14:53Is there an offer?
14:54The actor...
14:55Yes.
14:56Oh...
14:57I'd like to see a different side of you.
14:58Yes.
14:59Yes.
15:00Drama, movie, stage.
15:01What is it?
15:02Is it a movie?
15:03Movie?
15:04Is it going to be a movie?
15:05Yes.
15:06People who watch it watch it on a regular basis.
15:09People who watch movies go to see it themselves.
15:12That's right.
15:13That's right.
15:14People who want to see it watch it.
15:15There are a lot of viewers.
15:17Yes.
15:18A lot of viewers.
15:19What do you mean by a lot of viewers?
15:21What do you mean?
15:22It's a video of the violator training.
15:25The training?
15:26Yes.
15:27With me?
15:28Yes.
15:29I'm the one who's doing it.
15:30That's why.
15:31That's why.
15:32That's why it's convincing.
15:33The other person told me.
15:34Yes.
15:35I would like you to drive.
15:36It's like a counter-offensive.
15:37That's right.
15:38Yes.
15:39Mr. Haranishi is waiting for a signal there.
15:40Yes.
15:41And?
15:42I'll hit it.
15:43You hit it.
15:44You shouldn't hit it.
15:45There are 100 people.
15:46Yes.
15:47I'll hit it.
15:48I'll hit it.
15:49I'll hit it.
15:50I'll hit it.
15:51I'll hit it.
15:52I'll hit it.
15:53I'll hit it.
15:54I'll hit it.
15:55I'll hit it.
15:56I'll hit it.
15:57I'll hit it.
15:58I'll hit it.
15:59I'll hit it.
16:00I'll hit it.
16:01In such a case, I can see that he's going to make a submission.
16:02Yes.
16:03It wasn't a submission to me.
16:04Mr. Fujiwara wanted to appear on the show.
16:05Yes.
16:06Mr. Fujimoto…
16:07He just wanted to show that he was hit.
16:08Of course.
16:09Of course.
16:10It was just acting.
16:11Of course it was.
16:12It was acting.
16:13It was supposed to be acting.
16:14Of course.
16:15It stopped.
16:16It felt like it was dangerous.
16:17Dangerous.
16:18You said,
16:19You said,
16:20What?
16:21What is that?
16:22You said you were hit.
16:23No, no...
16:24It was a video to remind us not to make accidents.
16:26Yes.
16:27Yeah
16:57Kimochi
17:27I
17:30Thought about it in the Senate
17:33I don't know
17:35No, I don't know
17:37I
18:07Well, yeah.
18:09How much?
18:11Yes.
18:13Why? What is it?
18:15There are 5 stages, right?
18:17Yes, 5.
18:19And on Saturdays.
18:21On Saturdays.
18:23So it's 100,000 yen for one day?
18:25Yes.
18:27Also, the two of you from the Birdman Contest,
18:29you just jumped in.
18:31What department is that?
18:33What?
18:35The Birdman Contest?
18:37It's not even a bird.
18:39It's the Human Contest.
18:43It's the same, right?
18:45It's the same, right?
18:47It's the same, right?
18:49Anyway, good luck.
18:51So you're going to fly?
18:53Do you do that every year?
18:55No, it's my first time.
18:57What should I do?
18:59I'll do it.
19:01It's expensive.
19:03It's the Human Contest.
19:05It's a few meters.
19:07It's not the Birdman Contest.
19:09It's the Birdman Contest.
19:11How many people are there?
19:13What are you laughing at?
19:15Only Fujiwara-san.
19:17The two of you.
19:19You two?
19:21Yes.
19:23Like this?
19:25It's an old comedy.
19:27It's an old comedy.
19:29It's an old comedy.
19:31Even this kind of story is common.
19:33I don't think it's going to happen.
19:35It's just falling.
19:41Because it's a good year.
19:43The ground is concrete.
19:47Harumi-san was a diving student.
19:49She didn't say anything and dove.
19:51Harumi-san was a diving student.
19:53She didn't say anything and dove.
19:55She walked 10 meters and fell.
19:57She walked 10 meters and fell.
19:59I don't know if I can do it, but I'm over 50 years old, so I want to see two old men who are over 50 years old doing it from a distance of more than 10 meters.
20:09Let's talk about that.
20:11Let's talk about that.
20:13I'll push the birdman.
20:16Why do you push him?
20:18He's a superman.
20:19I think it will have a great impact.
20:21What are you talking about?
20:22He's a superman.
20:23Yes.
20:24We're the only ones who can do it.
20:26I'm the only one who can do it.
20:28Is it like an exhibition?
20:30No, it's not.
20:31It's like that, right?
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33If there's a broadcast, I'll do it.
20:35Even if you jump in and fall, please don't have an accident.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39Please don't have an accident.
20:41I understand.
20:42I know.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44I know.
20:47Let's talk about it again.
20:50I think I can do it now.
20:54This is the second time.
20:56This is the third time.
20:58Thank you very much.
20:59Thank you very much.
21:00It was 40 minutes.
21:02What?
21:0340 minutes.
21:04Is it too long?
21:05It's too long.
21:06Too long?
21:07I felt it in one second.
21:09Is he called every year?
21:11I'm sorry.
21:12Is he like a funeral?
21:13I was actually going to call him.
21:16Because there were various reasons.
21:19I don't know, even if I get in trouble.
21:22You won't get in trouble.
21:23I've done a lot of things.
21:24I didn't do it on my own.
21:26That's right.
21:28I didn't do it on my own.
21:30People will say, why are you not allowed to do it?
21:33People will say that?
21:34Of course, people will say that.
21:35People will say that because I didn't do it.
21:37That's right.
21:38It's hard to say.
21:40It's your fault.
21:42But I heard that you will do anything.
21:47Of course.
21:48That's the way it is.
21:51That's the way it is.
21:53You should do your job.
21:56So I'm fine.
21:58You like it.
21:59You like to be a good boy.
22:02No, I don't.
22:04When I saw you at the make-up room today, you were smiling.
22:09You like it.
22:11I was thinking about it.
22:13You were thinking about it.
22:15I thought you were a good boy.
22:17I thought you were a good boy.
22:20That's what I thought.
22:22I thought that.
22:24I thought you like water.
22:26You never thought about it.
22:28You never thought about it.
22:31You don't need to focus on it.
22:36That's right.
22:42Don't smile.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:46I'll bring you a proper job next time.
22:51You always have something, don't you?
22:55He's always up to something.
23:00Thank you for coming and doing this much for us.
23:06Thank you very much.
23:07So, in a year?
23:09Yes, in a year.
23:11Is this the only thing we can do?
23:17That's not true.
23:19You do other contests, don't you?
23:21Yes, of course.
23:23Is that okay?
23:25Of course.
23:27Please do.
23:29I don't want to bother you.
23:31No, no, no.
23:32I don't want to bother you.
23:36That's right.
23:38You don't just accept offers, do you?
23:40That's right.
23:41Other contests, too.
23:42Yes, other contests.
23:43I'd like to participate in other contests.
23:45What's that?
23:47Why are you talking like that?
23:49I like the way you talk, Mr. Fujiwara.
23:53I don't know what you're talking about.
23:54I know what you're talking about.
23:55I know what you're talking about.
23:56Is it easy for you to mess with me?
23:58Is it easy for you to mess with me?
23:59It's not about messing with you or not.
24:01You're lively, aren't you?
24:03Especially this.
24:04I'm trying to go to the next one.
24:07But Mr. Fujiwara...
24:09How many laps did you do in the beginning?
24:14You were so excited.
24:16That's because it's me.
24:19That's because it's me.
24:20I've been driving you around.
24:22I've been driving you around.
24:25That's because it's me.
24:27Thank you very much.
24:28No, no, no.
24:29Thank you very much.
24:30One last word.
24:32Anything is fine.
24:33Please.
24:34See you next time.
24:36Look forward to it.
24:37Fujiwara will continue to drive at full speed.
24:39No.
24:40I'll do my best to drive safely.
24:43No, please do this.
24:45Please do it.
24:47Thank you very much.
24:49Drive safely.