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00:00See, I know the reproduction chapter very well, so if you want to learn, I can give you notes.

00:09Yes, sure.

00:10I have read Debu's father's name from the attendance register.

00:13Hey, tell me quickly.

00:14Hey, Parampal.

00:16Hey, Parampal's son.

00:19Hey, Parampal.

00:20Parampal.

00:21Parampal.

00:22Parampal.

00:23Hey, Parampal.

00:24Hey, Parampal.

00:28He is a fool who doesn't say Parampal.

00:31Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal.

00:39Parampal.

00:44Parampal.

00:49Parampal.

00:51Hey, son, I don't know who is calling you since morning.

00:55Hey, how would I know, Parampal?

00:57Son, son, I am coming.

01:00I am coming.

01:01Over.

01:07My God, that's why I brought you from graveyard.

01:09Will you act in movies?

01:10He didn't give me full payment.

01:11He didn't give you full payment.

01:12According to the way you acted, you should get 50-100 rupees.

01:15And what are you doing?

01:16If you like to lick my feet, lick my brain.

01:19Will you eat biryani?

01:20No, if there is blood, get one bowl.

01:21If there is blood, get one bowl.

01:23I will give you that much.

01:28Whom do you want to talk to?

01:32Dad.

01:33Yes, son.

01:34Were you scared of anyone in your childhood?

01:47Enter, dad.

01:48Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.

01:51Mom.

01:56No, son, I wasn't scared of anyone.

01:58Wow, dad.

02:05Ghost. Ghost.

02:07Mom, who are you scared of?

02:08Ghosts don't exist.

02:09Such people lick shit.

02:11If you want to see a witch, see my girlfriend without me.

02:15Ghost. Ghost.

02:18I will go and pee.

02:22Ghost. Ghost.

02:35Finished.

02:36Bye. Bye.

02:37Tata.

02:38Goodbye.

02:39Gone.

02:41Son.

02:42Son, did you have fun?

02:44Did you have fun?

02:45Wow, son.

02:51Ghost.

02:52Ghost.

02:58My dear. My dear.

03:01My dear. My dear.

03:10My dear. My dear.

03:12My childhood love.

03:14Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar

03:31Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaaar

03:51Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar

03:56Khattab

03:57excuse me ma'am is your name SALT No

04:00But after seeing you, I feel like there's no taste in life without you.

04:06Jusmi ma'am, is your name Momos?

04:08Why?

04:09Because without you, my life is incomplete.

04:11With red chutney, I shake my hands in the morning.

04:17My love, my love.

04:24Bye bye.

04:26Hello.

04:27Hello.

04:28This is wrong.

04:29I took a loan from my friend and got you recharged for Rs.500.

04:31You said the internet is over.

04:32How can I video call?

04:33Now you're not even showing your face.

04:35What will you do by looking at my face?

04:37Why not see your beautiful face?

04:39You've put it in the bio of Insta.

04:41Miss Universe.

04:42Attitude girl.

04:43By the way, there should have been an attitude.

04:44And in the photo.

04:45We're also hot.

04:47Burn us too.

04:48Okay, fine.

04:49You count.

04:50One.

04:51Two.

04:52Three.

04:53Son.

04:54Son, did you have fun?

04:56Did you have fun?

05:11Look, I know the reproduction chapter very well.

05:13So if you want to learn, I can give you notes.

05:17Yes, sure.

05:19I have read Debu's father's name from the attendance register.

05:22Tell me quickly.

05:23Hey, Parampal.

05:26Hey, Parampal.

05:28Hey Parampal.

05:31Hey, Parampal.

05:32Hey, Parampal.

05:37If only that madman told me, Parampal?

05:40Parampal.

05:45Daddy.

05:46Parampal.

05:48Parampal.

05:56Parampal!

05:57Son, I don't know who's been calling me since morning.

06:03I don't know Parampal!

06:06Son!

06:07Son!

06:08Maaj Ghazi!

06:09Maaj Ghazi!

06:10Wow!

06:11It's over!

06:12Give it to dad!

06:13Give it to dad!

06:14Hello?

06:15Hi my Gulab Jamun!

06:18Baby, you haven't taken me anywhere since so many days.

06:24Take me to the club with your dad's money.

06:27Wow!

06:30But don't drink this time, or you'll keep throwing up.

06:35And yes baby, there's no one at home tomorrow.

06:38So come over.

06:39We'll play Kabaddi.

06:43Okay baby, mom's here.

06:44Okay bye!

06:45Bye baby!

06:48Son!

06:49Son!

06:50Maaj Ghazi!

06:51Maaj Ghazi!

06:52Maaj Ghazi!

06:53Wow son!

06:54Dad, I'll study a lot and make you proud.

07:15Son!

07:16Son!

07:17Maaj Ghazi!

07:18Maaj Ghazi!

07:19Wow son!

07:20Wow son!

07:21Maaj Ghazi!

07:22Maaj Ghazi!

07:28It's over!

07:36Oh my god!

07:37Maaj Ghazi has put on a perfume worth Rs.100!

07:39I'm so happy that I'm wearing his perfume.

07:42His face is like dirt and he's sitting naked.

07:44And he has put on a perfume.

07:45Now I'll be set.

07:46Come, let's do little brown buns.

07:5110 days later

08:17I was stuck for 10 days and now it's night.

08:19The hug you gave me in the name of perfume,

08:21if you didn't give me a hug, I wouldn't have come out.

08:23Thank you, brother.

08:29Pinky, Choti, I gave you my Maths homework.

08:32The Maths teacher hit me so hard on my head.

08:34I lost my urine.

08:36I had no other option.

08:37I went home naked from school.

08:39That day we were all sitting together.

08:41You gave me a pass.

08:42I found out.

08:43But I took the blame on my head

08:45so that no one would say anything to you.

08:47You don't understand anything.

08:49Make me your boyfriend.

08:51Make me your cousin boyfriend.

08:53No, I swear on my anklets.

08:55I wasn't trying to make you crazy.

08:57I was going to tell you.

08:58I love you.

08:59I love you.

09:03Pinky, let's kiss today.

09:17Have you memorized the algebra table?

09:19Mom, I'll definitely memorize it today.

09:21I'll definitely memorize it.

09:24Oh, my God!

09:25All my dreams are ruined.

09:27It's over.

09:29Excuse me, ma'am.

09:30These NASA people are actually looking for you.

09:32Why?

09:33Because you look like out of this world.

09:40Excuse me.

09:41Why are you roaming around here?

09:42The NASA people are looking for you, right?

09:43Why?

09:44Because you are out of the world, right?

09:46Oh, my God!

10:12I'll be waiting for you.

10:14AHHHHHH

10:16AHHHHHH

10:19I CAN'T BREATHE

10:21MY TONGUE IS BROKEN

10:23Mom don't lie

10:28Mom this milk bottle has burst

10:32I mean this milk bottle has burst

10:34Why are you keeping all the junk in the house?

10:35Throw it out

10:36Even if you are bad, you are still living inside this house

10:39Son if you do the same thing then you will become a Paneer

10:42You won't be able to do anything

10:44What a humiliation!

10:46Mom, you look beautiful today.

10:48Mind your own business.

10:50He's smart.

10:52Mom, I needed some money to buy some books.

10:54Your dad has gone to the bathroom to get some gold coins.

10:57Go ask him.

10:58Mom, give it to me.

11:00Go, we'll see.

11:06Give me your phone. My phone's balance is over.

11:09Here you go, dad.

11:10Give it to me.

11:15Mom!

11:20Whose call is it, dad?

11:22It's my future daughter-in-law's.

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