Is This Free_ (Short Comedy Film)

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8/24/2024

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00:00Oh, nothing for the lovely lady.

00:16Hey.

00:18Oh, do I know you?

00:21You do now.

00:23Oh, okay.

00:31Is this free?

00:37Is this free? Yes, of course.

00:40Standard question. Standard response.

00:44So standard we forget to think.

00:47Well, I like to challenge standards.

00:50Catch people off guard.

00:53Make them think.

01:00Is this free?

01:20No, it's two pounds.

01:22I'm sorry, are you waiting for someone?

01:25Well, not exactly. The last guy only had a pound on him. We went looking for the other 50p.

01:29But if you've got two pounds on you now, it's yours.

01:33But you only asked him for 150.

01:36Inflation.

01:38Oh, here he is.

01:41I'm taking it.

01:56Excuse me.

02:00So sorry, is this free?

02:03Fuck off.

02:06Look old chap, I just asked for the seat.

02:10I know, and I only asked you to fuck off.

02:14Well, I say, fuck off yourself.

02:26Excuse me, is this free?

02:30Just a minute.

02:34Are you gay?

02:36No.

02:38Are you Muslim?

02:40No.

02:41Are you black?

02:42No.

02:43But any of these are a problem to you?

02:45No, no, no, what?

02:50Is this free?

02:52Yes, of course. But I wouldn't advise you to sit there.

02:59They're watching this spot very carefully.

03:08Excuse me, is this free?

03:12No.

03:14Are you Muslim?

03:16No.

03:18Are you black?

03:20No.

03:22Are you Muslim?

03:24No.

03:26Are you black?

03:28No.

03:30Are you Muslim?

03:32No.

03:35This is free.

03:37Of course.

03:39Oh, could you help me with a quick survey I've conducted?

03:43Sure.

03:46What's your name?

03:47Rosie.

03:48Rosie, lovely name. And your age?

03:5122.

03:53Are you married?

03:55No.

03:56Are you gay?

03:58No.

03:59Are you Muslim?

04:01No.

04:03Are you married?

04:05No, I'm single.

04:07Lovely.

04:09What's your profession?

04:10I'm a hairdresser.

04:12I bet you're very good at it too.

04:14Can I just take a quick photo?

04:17Really?

04:18Smile.

04:19Like this?

04:20Perfect.

04:21You have a lovely smile.

04:24What's this for?

04:26It's anthropological research for the S&D.

04:29Strictly confidential, of course.

04:31I see.

04:33What newspaper do you read?

04:36The Sun.

04:38Very popular.

04:41What's your mobile number?

04:4307 700 900 352.

04:47And bra size?

04:4834C.

04:50Lovely.

04:55Do you vote Labour?

04:58No.

04:59Lib Dem?

05:00No.

05:01Conservative?

05:02No.

05:05Have you ever been, or are you now, involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activity or genocide,

05:10or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved in any way with persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

05:18Um, no.

05:23Is this free?

05:24Sorry?

05:25Is this seat free?

05:29Is there a problem if I sit there?

05:31Yes.

05:32I mean, maybe, I don't know.

05:37Sorry, who are you talking to?

05:41Trevor.

05:43Sorry, what's your name?

05:44Alice.

05:45Alice.

05:46Alice, this is Trevor.

05:47Trevor, this is Alice.

05:48Yes, I think I better go.

05:50No, please.

05:51No, I'm sorry.

05:52No, no, no.

05:53Really.

05:54Have my seat.

06:00Ah, well, see you again.

06:13Do you have a MySpace account?

06:15No.

06:16Do you drive a Hummer?

06:18I wish.

06:19No.

06:20Do you consider yourself to have any kind of mental illness?

06:23No.

06:24Drug addiction?

06:25No.

06:26Lactose intolerance?

06:27No.

06:28Mental disorder?

06:29No.

06:30Are you male?

06:31No.

06:32Wait.

06:37Well, you get the idea.

06:39Of course, please.

06:52Can I help you?

06:55Very good.

07:18Is this free?

07:24Yes.

07:54Is this free?

07:59Yes, of course.

Is This Free_ (Short Comedy Film)

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