GTA Online funny moments! Police helicopter fail, NPC helicopter battle and more!

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In this episode I show some funny or unusual highlights from my time on GTA online, including an unlucky death by a police helicopter, lucky NPC's, weird police AI and more!  Social Media ⬇️ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/toreno.bsky.social Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Toreno4 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toreno170 Mastodon: Toreno17@mastodon.social Threads: https://www.threads.net/@toreno170 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/Toreno17 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/toreno5/videos   Game: War Thunder  ⬅️  #gtaonline #gta5 #gtav #funnymoments #toreno

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00:00Hello everybody, and welcome back to another episode of GTA Online.

00:04Just a really quick episode today, just showing some funny going-ons,

00:08unusual things that happened when I've been playing GTA Online the last few weeks.

00:12Now I should point out this is done on the Game DVR on the Xbox One.

00:16Basically you can record up to 5 minutes of footage, either you can start recording

00:20and then 5 minutes it'll stop recording, or you can hit

00:24end clip and it'll record 5 minutes back. But that does end up causing some sort of weird

00:28glitches for some reason, and you have to do everything post-commentary.

00:32This is actually the first sort of funny thing.

00:36You know when you just sort of think something's not going to hit? I mean I've shot the helicopter, it's coming towards me.

00:40It's not going to hit, it's not going to hit, and then you get smacked in the face by a tail rotor.

00:44You saw one of the first glitches there.

00:48The second sort of funny clip was with one of my friends, and I don't know why

00:52this reminded me of a Call of Duty moment in first person.

00:56You know the ones I'm talking about, you're doing the turret scenes, you're driving along, you get hit by an explosion

01:00or something, and it goes to a cutscene, you fall out of the turret, it's just hanging above your head

01:04and... I don't know, that particular scene just reminded me of something

01:08out of Call of Duty. Suffice to say we died.

01:12You can see now I died quite quickly.

01:16The next sort of weird funny going on was right after this.

01:20You can see me just running up there on fast motion, thanks to the

01:24power of editing.

01:28We're at the top of the hill, and there's a couple of policemen

01:32just wandering around, nothing wrong with that.

01:36Clearing up the scene, like normal police officers do.

01:40However, due to this being GTA Online, there are limitations in the police AI

01:44and their animations. They can arrest you in single player, you'll be busted.

01:48And they do have the animations and AI for that.

01:52As you can see, he's going up to arrest them.

01:56I said sort of, they have the animations to go to arrest you, but they can't actually arrest you

02:00so they just shoot people for the most minor of things.

02:04Literally, he was just grazed by a truck, and he's just brutally murdered them on the bloody

02:08pavement, or road.

02:12You can see he's gone to arrest them, pulled them out, pointed the gun at them, and instead of arresting

02:16he's just blown their heads off. It did skip a little bit again,

02:20and it did sort of glitch out a little bit again.

02:24I'm not even sure what happened here, they just stopped. You can see the shotgun firing by the guy on the right.

02:28Well, you did, but then it sort of glitched out a little bit.

02:32I still don't know what exactly they did, all they did was pull up, stop the car

02:36and just got shot for it.

02:40Yeah, there's GTA Online police AI for you.

02:44So if you're an NPC in GTA Online, don't piss off the cops, or you will die.

02:48The amount of AI who miraculously escaped here.

02:52You can see I'm pointing the car at this guy. It's a little to the left, but it should definitely hit him

02:56or so I thought. So I bailed out.

03:00And no, he just started walking away just as I bailed out the car. Literally, inches.

03:04If I'd been there half a second earlier, he would have been flattened.

03:08But you know, he walked off and escaped.

03:12Being disappointed with this result, I decided to attack the nearby helicopter.

03:16And as he ascended, only lasts for a few seconds, starts to descend towards the ground

03:20and yep, the random ground crew person actually survived that.

03:24Just look at it in slow motion.

03:28He's actually walking towards the explosion, or where the explosion will take place.

03:32And it just, oh my god.

03:36And you can see him recoiling back from the fall, so he must have been pretty near.

03:40It must have affected him, and I think he ends up standing there for half a second

03:44and just takes in what's just happened.

03:48So there you go, the two luckiest employees in the state of Los Santos.

03:52San Andreas, or the city of Los Santos.

03:56I actually let them both live, because to survive that, it was just sheer luck.

04:00Massive amount of luck, and a really big coincidence.

04:04I should remember not to get on their bad side, because they are obviously

04:08unstoppable killing machines.

04:12And I would probably be beaten in a fight.

04:16At this point I got into a helicopter and started attacking other helicopters.

04:20Which takes a while, so I do skip forward a little bit.

04:24You probably would have seen it skip a little bit, because the DVR went a bit weird again.

04:28The best way to take out helicopters

04:32is generally come above and just try and land on them.

04:36You've got the full momentum hitting the top of their rotor blades.

04:40The rotor blades hitting the bottom of your helicopter.

04:44Theoretically their rotor blades should break, and you should only take a little bit of structural damage.

04:48You can see here we're just battling it out in the sky.

04:52We're both losing our engines at this point.

04:56But finally, over near the beach area,

05:00I finally managed to get some decent damage into him.

05:04And in a second you should see the final ramming attack.

05:08And my rotor blades fall off.

05:12Just my luck. Well, thankfully my luck turned, because I managed to stop half a meter from that ledge.

05:16Some of that luck must have rubbed off on me from the helipad area.

05:20Or the helipad employees.

05:24He didn't lose his rotor blades, but I finally broke his engine.

05:28So we both went down.

05:32I managed to take us both down at the same time.

05:36I'd anticipated so I couldn't let him just walk away.

05:40That would be a huge waste of my time, and he probably had some money I could get off of him.

05:44So I just chased him for a little bit.

05:48I only hit him with the nightstick after I shot him, so he's probably still alive.

05:52But about $17 poorer.

05:56After that I went to do one of the new game modes.

06:00Basically you've got these purple areas, you've got to distract the cops.

06:04And you get $10,000 at the end of it for 5 minutes of work.

06:08Which isn't actually that much if you use RPGs and grenade launchers.

06:12You can just see me causing a bit of havoc here.

06:16But I'm not going to show you all of it, because that would be a bit boring.

06:20But there is some weird going on after this.

06:24I don't know if I get shot down here. No, I'll just skip on to the next thing.

06:28I get shot down here, as you can see I've got virtually no health.

06:32At which point I encounter some very weird pedestrians.

06:36I don't know if there was a problem with the AI code or something.

06:40Oh, I've got them.

06:44Yeah, I don't know if it's the AI code or something, but they're just oblivious to the fact someone is shooting towards them.

06:48I mean, it's not until I actually hit them that they realise.

06:52And even then, the people with them don't realise someone's been shot.

06:56So yeah, that was weird.

07:00Again, the cop's turned up, because I'm still in the distract zone area.

07:04So I'll probably end up skipping a lot of that again.

07:08But you can see me causing a bit of havoc with hand grenades and RPGs.

07:12And once again, I manage to get shot.

07:16Cause a bit more havoc, but eventually I go down from the huge barrage of fire from the nearby helicopter.

07:24Now at this point, something weird happened.

07:28I got reinforcements.

07:30Well, in what way did you get reinforcements?

07:32Well, another friendly player turned up in a tank.

07:36I mean, literally, this was just turning out to be the weirdest thing ever.

07:40I was just being outdone by the cops everywhere.

07:42We had weird pedestrians, and then a tank just gets thrown into the mix and destroys everything.

07:48I don't know why I even bothered shooting down these helicopters. I should have saved my ammo.

07:52But it just annihilated everything in the area.

07:56It was just ridiculous.

08:00Thankfully, the next minute or so was relatively easy.

08:04Of course, I had to be careful. There were still cops that you hadn't killed.

08:08I wasn't sure what the tank was going to do. I didn't know if he was going to go after me.

08:12You know what GTA players are like.

08:16Some of them are nice, and some of them are not so nice, to put it mildly.

08:22But at this point, I was pretty much safe.

08:24The cops were being destroyed by this tank. I only had to cover one or two avenues.

08:30Quite a few still got through behind me, unfortunately.

08:32I don't know if the tank was just busy or something.

08:36But it was only one or two people I had to deal with.

08:40I have no idea who was in the tank.

08:42But thank you to the random stranger who saved me, or allowed me to complete this without dying.

08:48Unfortunately, he couldn't save me from the upcoming death.

08:52I died from half health to zero in a few seconds, which is ridiculous.

08:56Anyway, like I said, only a short video today.

08:58Oh, it's glitching again. We'll have to find a way to stop that.

09:02Oh, quick shot.

09:04Anyway, thanks for watching. Hope you've enjoyed the episode.

09:06And, well, I'll see you next time.

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