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8/19/2024

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00:00You can't do anything.

00:01I can't do anything?

00:02I can't do anything?

00:03Now I'll tell you what I can do.

00:04I...

00:08What can I do?

00:12What can I do?

00:14Break his bones, break his teeth,

00:17make him look like a cripple,

00:18if he's the son of a single father.

00:20No.

00:21What? He's not the son of a single father?

00:23No, not that.

00:24This is like a 1980s movie.

00:26Break his legs.

00:27I'll shave his head.

00:28I'll break his head.

00:30Slow tortural death.

00:32Really?

00:33Yes, yes, yes.

00:34It's in the bottle.

00:37What did the dumbass say?

00:38No, no, he's saying you're doing the right thing.

00:43You shouldn't have said that in front of him.

00:50Make sure he doesn't escape.

00:51If he does, we won't survive.

00:55Are you encouraging me or scaring me?

00:56No, no, be brave.

00:59If I hit him on the head, he'll go blind.

01:02He'll keep saying sorry all his life.

01:04Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

01:06Oh, sorry.

01:07He'll go blind.

01:09Okay, he'll go blind and you'll go to jail.

01:11He's not interested.

01:12I'll be surprised.

01:13Hey.

01:14He's here.

01:18I feel like peeing all of a sudden.

01:20Okay, I'll keep the bathroom ready.

01:22Go ahead.

01:26Shit.

01:37I killed him.

01:38Mom, mom.

01:39Let's go.

01:40Let's go.

01:41We're with you.

01:42Let's go.

01:48What did you do?

01:49I think you killed him.

01:51I didn't kill him.

01:52I hit him with a rod.

01:53But you were going to blind him.

01:55He's blind.

01:58Who is it?

02:00Did you see a ghost?

02:01I don't know.

02:03Who is it?

02:09What is he saying?

02:10He won't say anything today, my friend.

02:13He's saying he's hungry.

02:21Shut up.

02:23Mayo.

02:24You...

02:25Where did he go?

02:27I'm asking you, who was it?

02:28Is grandpa in trouble?

02:30Oh, no.

02:31I didn't expect this from grandma.

02:34No.

02:35Grandpa could be in trouble too.

02:36Yes.

02:37But Gopal, you're very nice.

02:39No one will hit you with a rod.

02:40Come, I'll feed you.

02:41Did you cook?

02:42You've lost so much weight.

02:43Mayo.

02:44Oh.

02:45I'll show you.

02:53Come.

02:55You go.

02:56Go on leave.

02:57You can't do anything.

02:59Tara, Moola, go away.

03:02I have some other plan.

03:03Go.

03:05Hail my mother.

03:07Get lost.

03:17Grandpa, should I do more?

03:18Yes.

03:23Grandpa.

03:24Yes.

03:25Did you have a fight with anyone?

03:28Fight?

03:29Where will a blind man go to fight?

03:32He's fighting with himself all his life.

03:36No, I mean, a loan from someone or...

03:38or something.

03:40Yes, I did have a loan.

03:43From your father.

03:44He paid it off, son.

03:47He sent you here.

03:53Dada.

03:54Dadi.

03:56I'm back.

03:57You're back?

03:59Hmm.

04:06Oh.

04:07You're back.

04:08Dadi.

04:09Dadaji.

04:10God bless you.

04:11How did you come back again?

04:13By ship.

04:14Okay.

04:15You didn't have money for the flight?

04:17I had, Dadaji.

04:18I had, Dadaji.

04:19I had, Dadaji.

04:20You didn't have money for the flight?

04:21I had, Dadaji.

04:22My business was about to set and fate stopped me.

04:25I ended up in Los Angeles.

04:27Hmm.

04:29Los Angeles?

04:30Sameer, this is Pandu, our servant.

04:32Oh, Mr. Pandu.

04:34When are you going back?

04:36Come on, Dadaji.

04:37I'll stay here for the rest of my life.

04:39I'll be at your feet.

04:40He saves money by working.

04:42Then he goes to Dubai to do business.

04:45And then he gets back...

04:47Ha, ha, ha.

04:48What is this grandpa? What is this?

04:51I left for a few days and you hired a new servant. Not fair.

04:54He is not a new servant. He is my grandson Sameer.

04:57Stupid.

04:58Did you see him in your childhood?

05:00He used to eat lollipop.

05:02He used to wear small underwear.

05:04He used to do mischief.

05:06Sameer!

05:08Sameer has grown up so much.

05:10You have become a man from a kid.

05:12You have also become a monkey from a man.

05:14Who are you?

05:15He is Sameer.

05:16He is Sameer.

05:17I saw him in my childhood.

05:18He used to eat lollipop.

05:20He used to wear small underwear.

05:21He used to do mischief.

05:24He is Sameer.

05:27Who is he?

05:28He is Sameer.

05:29I saw him in my childhood.

05:31He used to eat lollipop.

05:32He used to wear small underwear.

05:34He used to do mischief.

05:36Okay.

05:37He is Sameer.

05:39He is Sameer.

05:42He is Sameer.

05:45Who is he?

05:46I told you that I am Sameer.

05:48I saw him in my childhood.

05:49He used to eat lollipop.

05:50He used to wear small underwear.

05:52He used to do mischief.

05:54I agree that you are Sameer.

05:56Then who are the other three?

05:58Three?

05:59Have you come to this house drunk again?

06:01Are you drunk?

06:02Let me think why he is shivering.

06:08Grandpa.

06:09Not three.

06:10Four. Four.

06:11Four are Sameer.

06:12I can see four.

06:13Four?

06:14What have you mixed?

06:16What have you drunk?

06:18What have you drunk?

06:19Grandpa.

06:20It's a long story.

06:21I swear.

06:22You swear on your mother?

06:23Grandpa.

06:24I will show you.

06:25I will make you smell it.

06:28What happened?

06:29Grandpa.

06:30He is not able to walk.

06:32It's useless to talk to him.

06:34Listen.

06:35We have to go to the temple.

06:36Sameer.

06:37Yes.

06:38Will you take me?

06:40This Pandu has become useless.

06:46Passport size photo.

06:48If you want to stay here, do your work.

06:50Understood?

07:02Sameer.

07:03My wish has been fulfilled today.

07:05Take this.

07:07Divide it among the poor.

07:11It's worth a thousand.

07:13Come.

07:17Sorry, grandma.

07:18I am the poorest here.

07:20Sorry, God.

07:25This is the last one.

07:28Grandpa, you?

07:30I was about to come to you.

07:31Why?

07:32Is the pickle over?

07:34No.

07:35There is a dance competition in my college tomorrow.

07:37I am taking part in it.

07:38I want to win this competition at any cost.

07:40That's why I wanted your blessings.

07:44We have your blessings.

07:45You will definitely win.

07:46Okay?

07:47Okay.

07:48But blessings won't do.

07:49You will have to come there.

07:50Dear.

07:51We can't come there.

07:53But Sameer will come.

07:54Sameer will come.

07:55Okay?

07:56All the best, dear.

07:57Come home.

08:01He is blind.

08:03So he brought me here thinking I was Sameer.

08:05I didn't want to hurt him.

08:06Please say something, mother.

08:08And I will also get the love of my grandparents for a while.

08:11And yes.

08:12All the best for the dance competition.

08:15I will pray to God that you win.

08:19Bye.

08:20Bye.

08:21See you.

08:33See you.

08:46What were you looking for?

08:48Four Annas.

08:49Chavani.

08:50She fell down.

08:51I was looking for her.

08:53He is saying you didn't come to this room yesterday.

08:55When did he say that?

08:59The wind was blowing.

09:00Chavani must have flown here.

09:02I will look for her some other time.

09:03Okay?

09:04Listen.

09:09What were you looking for?

09:10Nothing.

09:12If I slap you, you will be shattered.

09:16I said nothing.

09:19Have you ever seen a gangbang?

09:23No.

09:25Will you see it?

09:26Okay.

09:32Come on.

09:38You don't know how big a mistake you are making.

09:42If you get slapped, you will die.

09:45There is no hospital nearby.

09:52I will go.

10:02Hey!

10:19I will go and hit him.

10:21I am trying to understand.

10:33You go.

10:34No.

10:35You are the hero.

10:37That's why I don't want to get slapped.

10:41I forgive you.

10:43Go.

10:44I forgive you.

10:45Go and look for Chavani.

10:46Go.

10:47Hey!

11:03Shhh!

11:06Cow!

11:07Chick!

11:08Gangbang!

11:09I have banged the whole gang.

11:13Get up!

11:15Thank God, I am not feeling well today.

11:18Otherwise, I would have slapped you.

11:21Get up!

11:26Get up!

11:33Oh!

11:34I think I am blind.

11:45Hey!

11:49Hey!

11:50Stop!

11:52Get up!

11:53Get up!

11:54Get up!

11:55Get up!

11:56Get up!

11:57Get up!

11:58Get up!

11:59Get up!

12:00Get up!

12:02Get up!

12:03Get up!

12:04Get up!

12:19What did he say?

12:20He is saying…

12:22Stop!

12:23Stop it!

12:31Get up!

12:35Get up!

12:37Get up!

12:40Get up!

12:41Get up!

12:42I'll kill you if you say that again!

12:44Get up!

12:45Get up!

12:48Superman is here!

12:49Come on!

12:58Goodbye, you bastards!

13:01This is called a gang bang!

13:11What were you looking for?

13:14The box!

13:15The key to that lock!

13:17You work here, don't you?

13:19Don't you know where the box is?

13:20Stay away!

13:22The old man!

13:23The old man is very cunning!

13:25You can't trust him!

13:26He can hide you anywhere!

13:27You call your boss an old man?

13:28You call him a chad?

13:30Get out of here!

13:31Or I'll put you in the cooker and whistle!

13:34Tell him to talk to me with respect, okay?

13:37He's talking to you with respect!

13:39I see!

13:39Don't you feel ashamed?

13:40In the house where you were born and brought up

13:42you have a hole!

13:43You, Shakti Kapoor!

13:44What are you doing?

13:46I'll show everyone!

13:48Take your hands off my pants and show me again!

13:49Leave it!

13:50You've made me a chad!

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