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8/29/2024
Punjabi funny movie
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00:00
Brother, I can't bring a security guard for every relative of mine.
00:06
I can understand, Mr. Joginder.
00:08
You can't keep an eye on your relatives in a marriage.
00:11
But it's a question of my reputation.
00:14
If the opposition finds out about this,
00:16
you can't even imagine how bad it will affect my career.
00:20
I'm not lying.
00:22
Believe me.
00:24
Are you sure?
00:25
Are you 100% sure that you're lying?
00:29
Uncle, if they wanted to escape, they would have done it at the airport.
00:32
Not here.
00:32
Don't talk nonsense.
00:34
Start the car and search the entire town.
00:37
Find out where your relatives are hiding their daughters for the sake of marriage.
00:43
Otherwise, I'll get Gurleen married to someone else.
00:47
Don't say that.
00:49
I'll get Gurleen married to me.
00:50
You'll get married to him, son, if he doesn't escape.
00:53
How can he escape?
00:55
He can't escape.
00:56
I don't have his passport.
00:57
You don't need a passport to escape.
01:00
You need a pair of legs.
01:02
A pair of legs that will keep you safe.
01:04
Tell God that he will keep you safe.
01:08
Yes.
01:09
Son, do whatever you want to do.
01:12
Otherwise, he'll do it.
01:16
Where did he go?
01:21
No.
01:21
Do you think we're ghosts?
01:24
Do you think you're a dietitian?
01:25
Do you think she's your mother?
01:27
Do you think she's a ghost?
01:28
Look at me.
01:29
Look at me.
01:31
Do I look like a doctor to you?
01:32
She made me a doctor.
01:34
She lied to me that we're ghosts because of her.
01:39
And you're telling me this now?
01:40
If I hadn't lied, we wouldn't have gotten married.
01:42
I'll tell you the truth later.
01:43
Let's get married once and for all.
01:45
Wow.
01:47
A liar doesn't lie as much as a lover does.
01:51
You've taken advantage of my decency.
01:56
Dad.
01:57
Enough.
01:59
Mr. Kudum, try to understand.
02:01
Very good.
02:03
You're a good man, Mr. Kudum.
02:08
When you meet your relatives,
02:10
you respect each other.
02:14
I was already worried when you met me.
02:18
Illiterate, stupid, and ignorant people.
02:22
You wanted to get married.
02:24
Tell me, what did I do wrong?
02:27
Just because I'm a father of a daughter,
02:30
and I want her to be happy,
02:33
you want her to be stubborn.
02:35
You want her to stay with you every day.
02:41
Tell me, how do I face them?
02:45
Listen to me, Kaka Miri.
02:48
This is my last warning to you.
02:52
Bring her back.
02:55
Think about where and how you're going to bring her back.
03:01
Pigeons are like dogs.
03:05
They fly very small.
03:08
They fly fast.
03:09
Look, birds love their chicks.
03:14
They fly as far as they want.
03:16
They come back and take their chicks.
03:19
We came to dance at our son's wedding.
03:22
We didn't come to run away.
03:24
We're not from India, sir.
03:26
We don't look for jobs here.
03:28
Shut up, officers.
03:30
Your naked body has been exposed.
03:33
You're a fake colonel.
03:37
You're just a salute to us.
03:40
What do you say, Mr. Makhan Mistry?
03:45
Look, the thing is that we...
03:49
Uncle, uncle knows everything.
03:54
That you're not an officer.
03:57
Everyone is lying.
03:59
Look, we weren't officers.
04:03
A son from a family becomes an officer for the happiness of his family.
04:07
We all became officers for the happiness of our sons.
04:12
Look, I became an officer.
04:14
Now I can't become a real officer.
04:18
Even if it's a fake one.
04:19
Then you became a pigeon for the happiness of your sons.
04:23
No, sir.
04:24
Sweety Singh got angry with us that day.
04:29
We thought, who wants to get dirty here?
04:32
We'll go out and beat him up.
04:34
We were sitting in his car.
04:36
We didn't know whose car it was.
04:39
Something happened on the way.
04:41
We thought someone died.
04:43
You're a fake chief engineer.
04:48
But you're a real storyteller.
04:51
But I've told these stories to people in India.
04:55
Because I've fixed Gurleen's marriage with the MP's son.
05:03
Uncle.
05:06
I apologize.
05:08
You shouldn't have punished me and Gurleen.
05:14
We can't live without each other.
05:17
Look.
05:19
If you get Gurleen married to his son.
05:22
Then he'll be very happy.
05:25
And the girl will sit in their house.
05:27
Our son will get snapshots.
05:29
He'll feel bad.
05:30
We'll feel bad too.
05:32
But what's the use of snapshots?
05:35
Actually, he's right.
05:36
Mr. Joginder.
05:38
Marriage is not about the body.
05:40
It's about the heart.
05:42
Marriage is somewhere else.
05:43
And souls wander somewhere else.
05:46
This is not a marriage.
05:59
Okay.
06:02
I'll get married to Gurman.
06:05
But I have a condition.
06:07
What's the condition?
06:10
I want a son.
06:14
What do you mean?
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