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  • 8/29/2024
Punjabi funny movie
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00:00Brother, I can't bring a security guard for every relative of mine.
00:06I can understand, Mr. Joginder.
00:08You can't keep an eye on your relatives in a marriage.
00:11But it's a question of my reputation.
00:14If the opposition finds out about this,
00:16you can't even imagine how bad it will affect my career.
00:20I'm not lying.
00:22Believe me.
00:24Are you sure?
00:25Are you 100% sure that you're lying?
00:29Uncle, if they wanted to escape, they would have done it at the airport.
00:32Not here.
00:32Don't talk nonsense.
00:34Start the car and search the entire town.
00:37Find out where your relatives are hiding their daughters for the sake of marriage.
00:43Otherwise, I'll get Gurleen married to someone else.
00:47Don't say that.
00:49I'll get Gurleen married to me.
00:50You'll get married to him, son, if he doesn't escape.
00:53How can he escape?
00:55He can't escape.
00:56I don't have his passport.
00:57You don't need a passport to escape.
01:00You need a pair of legs.
01:02A pair of legs that will keep you safe.
01:04Tell God that he will keep you safe.
01:08Yes.
01:09Son, do whatever you want to do.
01:12Otherwise, he'll do it.
01:16Where did he go?
01:21No.
01:21Do you think we're ghosts?
01:24Do you think you're a dietitian?
01:25Do you think she's your mother?
01:27Do you think she's a ghost?
01:28Look at me.
01:29Look at me.
01:31Do I look like a doctor to you?
01:32She made me a doctor.
01:34She lied to me that we're ghosts because of her.
01:39And you're telling me this now?
01:40If I hadn't lied, we wouldn't have gotten married.
01:42I'll tell you the truth later.
01:43Let's get married once and for all.
01:45Wow.
01:47A liar doesn't lie as much as a lover does.
01:51You've taken advantage of my decency.
01:56Dad.
01:57Enough.
01:59Mr. Kudum, try to understand.
02:01Very good.
02:03You're a good man, Mr. Kudum.
02:08When you meet your relatives,
02:10you respect each other.
02:14I was already worried when you met me.
02:18Illiterate, stupid, and ignorant people.
02:22You wanted to get married.
02:24Tell me, what did I do wrong?
02:27Just because I'm a father of a daughter,
02:30and I want her to be happy,
02:33you want her to be stubborn.
02:35You want her to stay with you every day.
02:41Tell me, how do I face them?
02:45Listen to me, Kaka Miri.
02:48This is my last warning to you.
02:52Bring her back.
02:55Think about where and how you're going to bring her back.
03:01Pigeons are like dogs.
03:05They fly very small.
03:08They fly fast.
03:09Look, birds love their chicks.
03:14They fly as far as they want.
03:16They come back and take their chicks.
03:19We came to dance at our son's wedding.
03:22We didn't come to run away.
03:24We're not from India, sir.
03:26We don't look for jobs here.
03:28Shut up, officers.
03:30Your naked body has been exposed.
03:33You're a fake colonel.
03:37You're just a salute to us.
03:40What do you say, Mr. Makhan Mistry?
03:45Look, the thing is that we...
03:49Uncle, uncle knows everything.
03:54That you're not an officer.
03:57Everyone is lying.
03:59Look, we weren't officers.
04:03A son from a family becomes an officer for the happiness of his family.
04:07We all became officers for the happiness of our sons.
04:12Look, I became an officer.
04:14Now I can't become a real officer.
04:18Even if it's a fake one.
04:19Then you became a pigeon for the happiness of your sons.
04:23No, sir.
04:24Sweety Singh got angry with us that day.
04:29We thought, who wants to get dirty here?
04:32We'll go out and beat him up.
04:34We were sitting in his car.
04:36We didn't know whose car it was.
04:39Something happened on the way.
04:41We thought someone died.
04:43You're a fake chief engineer.
04:48But you're a real storyteller.
04:51But I've told these stories to people in India.
04:55Because I've fixed Gurleen's marriage with the MP's son.
05:03Uncle.
05:06I apologize.
05:08You shouldn't have punished me and Gurleen.
05:14We can't live without each other.
05:17Look.
05:19If you get Gurleen married to his son.
05:22Then he'll be very happy.
05:25And the girl will sit in their house.
05:27Our son will get snapshots.
05:29He'll feel bad.
05:30We'll feel bad too.
05:32But what's the use of snapshots?
05:35Actually, he's right.
05:36Mr. Joginder.
05:38Marriage is not about the body.
05:40It's about the heart.
05:42Marriage is somewhere else.
05:43And souls wander somewhere else.
05:46This is not a marriage.
05:59Okay.
06:02I'll get married to Gurman.
06:05But I have a condition.
06:07What's the condition?
06:10I want a son.
06:14What do you mean?