Opening to Spaceballs - The Video 1988 VHS - video Dailymotion

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A collection of previews appeared on the 1988 VHS of Spaceballs before the start of the movie. Those being:  - MGM/UA Communications Co. logo/The following picture is coming to a theater near you (May 25th, 1988) - Willow teaser trailer - MGM/UA Home Video logo/The following is a coming attraction - Fatal Beauty trailer - FBI Warning - MGM/UA Home Video logo - Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo - Start of the movie  Note: it's the Good Thing the Warner FBI Warning Screen wasn't featured in this tape!  Announcer: Don Lafontaine (1940-2008) (Uncredited)

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00:00The following MGM U.A. motion picture is coming to a theater near you May 25.

00:30You know what is real and what is not.

00:49You know what is light and what is dark.

00:58You know what is good and what is evil.

01:06Now, forget all you know or think you know.

01:23From the creator of Star Wars and the director of Cocoon, Willow.

01:28The following is an MGM U.A. home video coming attraction.

01:48L.A. Lots of ways a girl can get into trouble.

02:01Give me a kiss.

02:02What?

02:03Give me a kiss, come on.

02:04And the surest way is to be a lady cop.

02:07You have the right to remain silent.

02:09But she's no lady.

02:12My name's Detective Rizzoli.

02:16Detective Rizzoli, I'd like to ask you a couple questions.

02:19Rizzoli, that's Italian, isn't it?

02:22This is Whoopi.

02:24What kept you?

02:25Stop to pick up a sailor?

02:26Yeah, I almost had one, too, but your mother beat me to it.

02:29Get out of my way or I'll carve you the stick to our car.

02:33I mean it.

02:34She's got the moves.

02:37She's got the mouth.

02:39This place is a real mess.

02:40You know where we can find a good maid?

02:42You know, people like you are the reason abortion is legal.

02:45She's got the badge.

02:47Police officer, freeze.

02:51Nice move, honey.

02:53But she's got to have his help.

02:55Let me follow you around for a little while.

02:58To stop a killer.

03:01They want it.

03:03The cure.

03:04They want fatal beauty.

03:06What the hell are you doing here?

03:08I missed you, too, Rizzoli.

03:11Where'd everybody go?

03:12Maybe they got a whiff of your perfume.

03:18I've been shot.

03:20Yes, honey, I know. I shot you.

03:23One word and I'm going to clear your sinuses.

03:29What's the matter, Rizzoli?

03:30My cat's on the roof.

03:32So are you going to shoot him?

03:34Whoopi Goldberg.

03:35Get her out of here.

03:40Sam Elliott.

03:41I can't let you go anywhere without me, can I?

03:45Fatal beauty.

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