Top 4 Most Hilarious Scenes from The Dictator HD

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Most Funny Scene from the Dictator movie.

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00:00We are set to test the missile next week

00:04It is too round on the top it needs to be pointy round is not scary pointy is scary

00:10This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy

00:12They will think that it is a huge robots dildo flying towards them

00:16No supreme leader the shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics

00:20It is about the payload delivery. No, it sticks in the ground and then kaboom

00:24Supreme leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons nonsense

00:31I have been watching a research films when this film just one question

00:36Was there a duck who when the explosion is happens?

00:40His bill goes around the back of his head and then in order to talk he has to put it back this way

00:47There was somebody who suffered a deformity like that. Yeah, okay. I

00:51Am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoons indulge me for one second pretend that I'm an idiot

00:58Okay, I'm there

01:03Okay, you know what let's just agree to disagree my friend, okay

01:11What

01:13Don't you remember of course, I remember how dare you question my memory I remember everything

01:19Oh, no, I would never do that. Never. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that

01:22It's fine. Well done my friend

01:29General general, what if we just tell the United Nations we have no nuclear weapons. They will lift the sanctions

01:35We'll be free to sell all rice to the Jalabia. Does that uncle Tamir?

01:38Do you not remember what my saintly father made me promise him on his deathbed? It was never to sell what the SOA

01:47You remember that was when he gave me power instead of you the rightful heir

01:52You've been so cool about it

01:54Now, let's go back to the palace. It's the season finale of Real Housewives of Shahad. Mafia metallic

02:02Khafla

02:17I

02:30Looks like we need to find a new double because this one is you know, I do I don't know if it's gonna get better

02:36Oh, he's not going to recover sir. He's dead

02:39How about looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you, you know

02:43It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they are talking to you

02:47It's okay. Don't worry. You're having a rough day

02:59We shot the wrong man you really you've never jerked off

03:06Okay, come with me where are you taking me to the rape center?

03:13This is silly, okay

03:17Take your penis out and put it in your hands. This is silly

03:23Now slowly move your hand up and down

03:34Wait, what sorcery is this?

03:43Oh

04:14I

04:16Did it I just jerked it completely off I did it all by myself with this hand right here I

04:23Grabbed my billboard like I was strangling a bird and I smacked it and I smacked it and I gave it a flick and out

04:29Came my own lab Anna Zoe

04:32Zoe

04:33You have changed my life

04:34Give a man a vagina and he will speak for a day

04:38Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina and he will speak for a lifetime

04:44Hey my man, excuse me hairnet

04:47Yeah, need a little of the quinoa salad, please

04:50And throw a couple extra cranny bees on top if you could and kind of need you to hurry up chief chop-chop

05:09Hey Allison, can you take out the garbage?

05:19Look one of the customers left a tip of some mare and some female raises. Does anybody want to use it?

05:33Stop that suck it loser

05:38I

05:58Saw that that is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever dude, who are you Osama bin Laden's best friend?

06:05No, he is not my best friend

06:08Although he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year

06:13Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy is the most hated man in the world

06:17You just have to go to the bathroom after him you go to the bathroom after Osama

06:21You will realize the true meaning of terrorism

06:31If I had the dollar for every time I heard that

06:34Get it out of it going in again

06:40What is wrong with

06:43Just go up from where you are the good news is your prostate is completely healthy

06:50That's good going in again

06:52Okay

07:02Allison stop it. You need two hands, but I'm in the middle of the day

07:06Coming up

07:19I'm really sorry. I'm gonna have to take the school. Is there a phone in my body?

07:24I'm in the Lincoln Tunnel. What? Okay. Look we need to talk for a minute. Hello. Listen, I can't speak now

07:35So if the baby's stuck I need you to put your hand in and help me

07:46I think I feel an arm. That's my finger

07:50I

08:04Think you guys make a really cute couple together, but maybe can you finish doing this when you're that elbow deep in my pussy?

08:10Okay

08:14Come on

08:17I

08:42Sentence you to life

08:47Oh

08:49Sorry, oh no, what's wrong? I'm sorry. It's bad news. It's a girl

08:58Where's the trash can no, no, no, that's what we wanted. That's what we wanted

09:16You

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