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  • 8/11/2024
Punjabi movie funny clip
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00:00Please.
00:07Oh, hello.
00:08We're taking selfies on our honeymoon.
00:10I've kept you here for the flowers.
00:12You're not going to leave on your own.
00:13Go and get some tea.
00:14Oh, nice cateen.
00:16Hey.
00:19Hello.
00:20Hi, who are you?
00:21I'm Binder Ropadwala.
00:25I've been living in the UK for the past six months.
00:27Ma'am, he's our new gardener.
00:30Oh, good. That's very nice.
00:33Mr. Singh, how are you?
00:35I'm good.
00:37I hope you're doing well.
00:38You look like Sirak Albaadji.
00:40Thank you for the compliment.
00:42This is my mother, by the way.
00:43Oh, really?
00:45She's such a beautiful mother.
00:46And she's so kind.
00:47Oh, my word. Thank you so much.
00:49Can I say something?
00:51Yeah.
00:53When you laugh at me, I feel like I'm from Lahore.
00:56Hello, Kalia.
00:57Okay.
00:59Zoe, he said your mom is so beautiful.
01:03Actually, he's flirting with your mom.
01:05Oh, that's cute.
01:07My mom is beautiful.
01:09Ma'am, I have an idea.
01:10Why doesn't he be your driver?
01:13Thanks, love.
01:14Do you want a promotion?
01:16Thank you for the promotion, ma'am.
01:17Oh, don't thank me. Thank Zoe.
01:19She's the one who did it for you.
01:21Oh, yes. She's a nice girl.
01:24Is her study finished?
01:26She's doing her master's degree.
01:28And of course, she helps us in the business.
01:30Oh.
01:31Do you like her?
01:32Yes.
01:33She's nice.
01:34Ma'am, don't trust him too much.
01:37He's a thief.
01:38Mind your own business.
01:41Thank you, ma'am.
01:43Oh, this is beautiful.
01:45Wow.
01:46Which one, guys? Which one?
01:48No, ma'am.
01:50This is made for younger people.
01:51Not for you.
01:53Oh, no, no.
01:55We're going to get caught today.
01:57Looks like we're going to spend 25-30 years
01:59on a dusty bench.
02:00What?
02:02I mean, you will look so younger,
02:0525 years old, beautiful.
02:08Oh, really?
02:10Oh, wow.
02:11Follow me.
02:13Yeah. Come here. I need a selfie now.
02:28Two black coffee, please.
02:31You're here too?
02:32Can't you see I'm standing in a queue?
02:34And the queue is 13 kilometers long.
02:36Can't a man have a black coffee?
02:37A man can make a request.
02:38He should have some sense.
02:40Because of people like you, we're getting defamed here.
02:43Yes, yes.
02:44You're the world cup winner of India.
02:46And what you did, even God won't forgive you.
02:49He gave me coffee and told me not to drink it.
02:51I'm not going to drink it.
02:53I'm not going to drink it.
02:54I'm not going to drink it.
02:55I'm not going to drink it.
02:56Give him coffee and break it.
02:58He looks so hungry.
03:00Yes, yes. Some people get hungry just by looking at their faces.
03:03Just by looking at their faces or by looking at the rate list?
03:05Oh, hello.
03:06The more you eat, the more you talk about lies.
03:09Yes, he's a big eater.
03:11He eats a whole box of flatbread in just 15 seconds.
03:14You're talking too much now.
03:15I'll teach you a lesson later.
03:17Guys, calm down.
03:18Please give coffee to him.
03:20And tell him that black coffee is bitter.
03:22He'll get in the mood if you talk to him like this.
03:25Yes, yes. He's got sugar in his head, right?
03:28Veer, be careful.
03:30He's already been caught by a few people.
03:32Hey, take care of yourself.
03:34Someone might catch you.
03:38Look at this.
03:40He's getting along with UK.
03:44Oh, my.
03:47Coffee.
03:48Oh, my word. Thank you.
03:49Thank you very much.
03:50Oh, I can't wait to have it.
03:52Yes. Is it tasty?
03:55Oh, my goodness.
03:57Sweet black coffee.
03:59It's tasty.
04:00I make it with sugar.
04:02She's asking who puts sugar in black coffee.
04:06You Punjabis are so good to your guests.
04:10We think every guest is a god.
04:12He's saying the guests like you are a ghost for us.
04:16You are so funny.
04:17I love being with you.
04:19My mother says the same thing.
04:21You talk a lot.
04:22And sometimes I feel I have a very old relationship with you.
04:26I dreamt of you at night.
04:29You looked so beautiful.
04:30Whenever I dream, I show you all my dreams.
04:34Ma'am, he's saying I had a nightmare
04:38about your horrible face last night.
04:41Really? Is that right?
04:43You jerk.
04:44You have the same teeth as pearls.
04:47Oh, my God. You're so funny.
04:49He's saying your artificial gestures don't suit you.
04:54Oh, no, no, no. He's lying.
04:57I'm praising you.
04:58Really?
04:59Yes.
05:03Here you go.
05:04Thank you so much.
05:07Shree, you're my dear Diggy.
05:10You're a driver.
05:13Do your job.
05:15I'll go and get tea.
05:17I don't know about the tea.
05:18But I'll give you poison one day.
05:20Hey, sorry, ma'am.
05:24Did you enjoy Mr. Singh's company?
05:26He's an amazing person.
05:28I didn't like him.
05:29You should be ashamed of yourself, you good-for-nothing doctor.
05:32Sareef, be quiet.
05:33My mom did enjoy his company.
05:35You won her heart.
05:37By the way, what are your plans later?
05:39Oh, plans?
05:41Order.
05:43Would you like to join us for dinner, perhaps?
05:45Dinner?
05:45Dinner with him?
05:49Manjana, you're a good-for-nothing.
05:52You don't know how much a young girl's uncle has to bear.
05:57If you find a nice guy,
06:00you won't be late for the next one.
06:03Come on, order.
06:05Okay, dinner tonight.
06:07Okay.
06:08Bye.