Stupid Apples

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00:00So you can either pay now, I know it seems silly, the fine is 200 New Zealand dollars.

00:06Stupid apples.

00:07Didn't see that coming.

00:08Big, big problem.

00:09This particular flight, a Qantas flight from LA to Auckland is handing out lunch packs

00:20or bags and they've got apples in every one of them.

00:23People are just putting them in their hand luggage on the way out, so we've got a couple

00:27on the go.

00:28The tally keeps rising.

00:31The seven look like they've come off the Qantas flight.

00:35But when it comes to paying a fine, not everyone's happy about it.

00:39The law does require that I issue a fine.

00:41Where's the fine?

00:42Sorry?

00:43Where's the fine?

00:44200 New Zealand dollars.

00:45200?

00:46Yep.

00:47Technically it is the passenger's responsibility to know what's in their luggage and to make

00:50the declaration.

00:52The bad news is that there is a fine, so the fine is 200 New Zealand dollars.

00:58So what I'll do...

00:59Two expensive apples.

01:00Yeah, I'm sorry.

01:01I'll just get you to read through this.

01:02Yeah, it's not the end of the world, OK?

01:03I pay so much attention to these things and it's such a long trip.

01:04Yeah, I know.

01:05Hey, I'm not smoking out, OK?

01:06Stupid apples.

01:07Have a tissue.

01:08Didn't see that coming.

01:09It's a piece of work on the airline.

01:10You can ask the flight attendant who gave it to me.

01:11Michelle, I understand.

01:12I do understand.

01:13But it's like, I mean, I don't understand why there's something happening to me.

01:14Calm down.

01:15It's a piece of work on the airline.

01:16You can ask the flight attendant who gave it to me.

01:17Michelle, I understand.

01:18I do understand.

01:20Yeah, we should.

01:21But we can't.

01:22Because why do they do it right before you land?

01:23After you've had your breakfast?

01:24We don't have any say over what a foreign airline does.

01:25They didn't say anything like that.

01:26No?

01:27They didn't say anything like that.

01:28They didn't say anything like that.

01:29It's a piece of work on the airline.

01:30You can ask the flight attendant who gave it to me.

01:31Michelle, I understand.

01:32I do understand.

01:33But it's like, I mean, I don't understand why there's something happening to me.

01:34Calm down.

01:35There's no...

01:36I'm going to be fine for taking a piece of fruit that I didn't even buy.

01:37You know what I mean?

01:38I do understand.

01:39The problem is...

01:40I don't want the piece of fruit anymore.

01:41But we can't.

01:42Because why do they do it right before you land?

01:43After you've had your breakfast?

01:44We don't have any say over what a foreign airline does.

01:45We don't have any say over what a foreign airline does.

01:46They didn't say anything like you have to eat the apple right now.

01:47They just said, hey, do you want an apple?

01:48So I figured, fine, you know?

01:49And then when you sign the immigration form, you just assume that you're not taking it

01:50illegally because the airline gave it to you when you're travelling to this country.

01:51So yeah, I'm not happy about it.

01:52They should, A, either let you know that you can't bring that piece, that specific piece

01:53of fruit that you didn't even buy.

01:54Or B, they should let you know that you can't bring that piece of fruit that you didn't

01:55even buy.

01:56I don't want to do anything.

01:57Can I do nothing?

01:58If you do nothing, it gets issued with the district court.

01:59So you're here for longer than the 14 days, okay?

02:00Well, I did it.

02:01I brought in the apple.

02:02That's cool.

02:03You know what I mean?

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02:48I brought in the apple.

02:49Left tight.

02:50Left tight.

02:52Bye.

02:53Firm but fair.

02:54That's the way it works.

02:55The government's decided that we should be tougher on quarantine breaches.

03:00And if we want to develop a worldwide reputation for being hard on things like this,

03:06then it's probably the way to go.

03:08Because, you know, everybody will tell their friends when they get home

03:11and they hopefully won't bring stuff in that could affect our country.

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