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00:00So, I've been getting a lot of hateful comments online recently, and since I'm married to a comedian, I would like the chance to respond.
00:07That's definitely a dude. No flex there, buddy. LOL.
00:11How do you have an eyebrow piercing but no eyebrows? Boom. Roasted.
00:15Well, it's a dude, so that's funny.
00:17The only reason your dog hasn't eaten you yet is because he thinks you're in chemo. Boom. Roasted.
00:2290 Day Fiance.
00:24My 600-pound life. Boom. Roasted.
00:26But wait, isn't that a dude? I'm pretty sure male to female.
00:30Keep those injections up and one day your daughter won't even recognize you.
00:34Mother to freaky as f**k. Boom. Roasted.
00:37Is his wife a dude? Is your face a stroke? Boom. Roasted.
00:41She, they ain't staying long. I'll be around longer than your husband's hairline.
00:46Also, get back to working on your damn with those teeth. Boom. Roasted.
00:50I'm 99% sure that's a dude. Look at the massive Adam's apple we got going on here with the most masculine jawline compared to the comedic simp.
00:58Griffin, I'm 100% sure that your Adam's apple is bigger than your d**k.
01:02Also, have you told that minor that you're dating that you're not actually a pez dispenser? Boom. Roasted.
01:08I thought dude too, especially in that first pic, but I didn't even notice this Adam's apple until now.
01:14I remember my first day putting on makeup, but hair dye and piercings won't bring your dad back. Boom. Roasted.
01:21Is that a man? Josh, you're single in Alaska, so you can't even land a date with women who are stranded and cold? Boom. Roasted.
01:30That's a dude. Four laughing crying emojis.
01:33Lydia, you're like if Hot Topic was just Topic. Can't wait to see those tattoos when they're finished though. Boom. Roasted.
01:39Is that two guys? No judgment. Just can't tell anymore.
01:43Is that a photo taken from up high to avoid showing your heavier lower half? I can tell.
01:48By the way, having big boobs because you're fat is like having friends at work because you're the boss.
01:54They're not real. Boom. Roasted.

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