Blade Threatens Deadpool Scene 2024

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00:00Something's wrong. Something's changed.

00:20Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'm going to go with new benches.

00:25Vampires attacking civilians in plain sight? That's not vampire protocol.

00:33Okay?

00:36Yeah, no, it's really not.

00:40Do you think anyone would notice if I just left you here?

00:44They'll know.

00:48Okay, okay. You want answers? I'll call my client.

00:52Not here. Back home.

00:54Where we're safe from client bots.

00:57Home? You mean my home? The Abbey?

01:02Which is absolutely 100% not your home?

01:06Make the call.

01:07Look, it's late in Latveria now.

01:10There's that whole time zone thing.

01:12And my client is a physician.

01:14You know, working those long physician hours.

01:17A what?

01:19Sweetest guy. But he's a real bear when he's grumpy.

01:24Hey, it wasn't that bad.

01:26Are you serious? It was awful.

01:28Quit being a pussycat. No one got hurt.

01:30No one got hurt yet.

01:32I don't care what you do in your off time.

01:34But when we're out on missions, you don't jeopardize the team. Got it?

01:38It's cute when you set up boundaries.

01:41I'm serious. You pull any of that crap that might put us in danger, and it's over for you.

01:45End of discussion.

01:53Thanks for the save there. I thought Blade was going to stab me again.

01:57Are you alright?

01:59Alright is subjective, but I'm still breathing.

02:03I was hoping the two of you would not fight.

02:06I can play nice all day when we're out there kicking bad guy booty.

02:10But asking me to make friends? Barf.

02:14I'm simply asking you to be nice. It is not that difficult.

02:19Gonna stop you right there. These are my co-workers, not friends.

02:25I do not understand the distinction.

02:28When we go out on missions, that's our job. We're all playing for the same team.

02:33But asking me to get a drink after? That's what friends do.

02:38I'd rather pluck my eyes out with a rusty fork.

02:41I don't care if people don't like me. Can't blame them.

02:45It's hard being the most skilled, attractive, funniest, and humble person here.

02:50They could start an I Hate Deadpool club. I'm already a founding member.

02:54But for 20 bucks, they could join.

02:57You're only here for a short time. At least make the most of it.

03:02Ah, like a true choose-your-own-adventure. Gotta dump all my points to charisma.

03:07I am being serious.

03:10And it was very cute. I listened, alright?

03:13Are you and Blade going to be okay?

03:16I'm not going to lose any sleep over our squabble, but I can't speak for him.

03:21Just try not to anger him. For me.

03:25You missed your opportunity to make me pinky promise.

03:28What happens if you break that kind of promise?

03:31You cut off my pinky. Don't worry, it'll grow back.

03:40Thanks for watching!

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