Gabriel Rutledge: Nectarine | movie | 2024 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Gabriel Rutledge performs a comedy special in Spokane Washington, filmed at Spokane Comedy Club. | dG1fdl9NRGlMLUlzQkU

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00:00I feel like orgies must have been the last thing back after coronavirus.

00:06They never talked about it on the news.

00:08They were never like,

00:09Phase 4 group sex is back.

00:11Get on out there.

00:16I bet the first one back felt like a junior high dance a little bit.

00:20Just people against each wall.

00:22Like, I thought I was ready, but I'm not.

00:26I'm just gonna hang out by the snack table.

00:29I have no idea if orgies have a snack table,

00:32but I always picture one,

00:34and I think that says a lot about me.

00:37When I'm thinking about group sex,

00:39I'm also like, I hope there's treats.

00:43Maybe some orange slices for halftime.

00:45I don't know how they do it.

00:47Get back out there.

00:50Maybe there's a sign-up list like my kid's soccer team.

00:54Who was supposed to bring an orgy snack tonight?

00:56We got nothing?

00:58Rick, you fuck all our wives?

00:59We can't get a Capri Sun?

01:01Are you shitting me?

01:06If I was at an orgy and there was a snack table,

01:09that's where you'd find me.

01:10I'm letting you know.

01:12Waiting for my turn like it was Double Dutch.

01:22I think it'd be funny to hang out at an orgy snack table.

01:25Last one.

01:26I think it'd be funny

01:29to hang out at an orgy snack table

01:31and then get really mad at people

01:34for double dipping.

01:44Just be like, that's gross.

01:52I did do a show at a sex club one time.

01:56A comedy show.

01:58I should have said that better.

02:02Learned a lot.

02:03Learned a lot about myself.

02:04There's been times in my life

02:05I have identified as a sexually adventurous person.

02:09I thought maybe I was a bit on the kinky side

02:11and then I went to a private sex club

02:14and I was like, nope.

02:18I am a vanilla basic bitch.

02:22I was doing jokes for people wearing leashes.

02:24There was a guy running around in a wrestling singlet

02:27with the ass cut out.

02:28I was like, oh, I'm not kinky, I am adorable.

02:34I was up there like, you ever done missionary?

02:36I like the eye contact.

02:43They had a room in the back with a bed,

02:46which I thought there would be,

02:48but there was only one.

02:49That surprised me.

02:50I did not stay for the after party,

02:52but there was a lot of people there.

02:54Is it a line waiting for your turn at the bed?

02:58Everyone's mad at the lesbians.

03:00You have to be done at some point.

03:09Next to the bed, they had a stack of sheets.

03:11Next to that, they had a sign that said,

03:13please replace the sheets when you are finished.

03:17And at that point,

03:18I was in my own Shark Tank episode.

03:22I was like, and for that reason, I'm out.

03:29First of all, ew.

03:31But besides that,

03:32I have never in my life had an orgasm

03:35and then immediately replaced the sheets.

03:38I don't think I've immediately done anything.

03:42I'm not sure I can handle the transition

03:44between orgasm and sheet replacement.

03:48Just like, that was amazing.

03:49Help me with the corner, people are waiting.

03:53They're not saying anything because of the ball gags,

03:57but they feel upset.

04:03I was surprised they had actual sheets.

04:05They should have had that butcher paper

04:07at the doctor's office.

04:10Whoosh, next.

04:13Grab an orange slice.

Gabriel Rutledge: Nectarine | movie | 2024 | Official Clip

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