Winifred my little butterball You’re the greatest turkey of them all You curl up like a loaf of bread And stick out your two bottom legs Winnie you’re my chicken except not as small
And I’m thankful for the way You don’t wake me up at 8 am For your breakfast No you are always patient Thank you I am grateful oooh
And I’m thankful for the time That you almost clawed my eyes out After I accidentally stepped onto your tail I know you wanted to impale me and I’m Grateful that you spared me oooh
Winifred my sweet potato pie Some might say your sweet but that’s a lie You’ve got a lot of spunk Like a jack o lantern pumpkin With an evil smile
And I’m thankful for the way I thought you ran away I missed an entire day at work You know I don’t get paid If I don’t show up there Turns out you were sleeping in my laundry bag And I am grateful And I am grateful And I am grateful I am grateful
