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00:00All of your tests have been completed to get your death date.

00:04Are you ready for your results?

00:05Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

00:07It's okay. What does it say?

00:0921,490.

00:12Nicole, that's almost 60 years from now.

00:15What does yours say, babe?

00:16345.

00:18Days?

00:20That is not ideal.

00:24My ex-fiancee dropped me like a hot potato.

00:27Nicole's body was really hot.

00:29I'd love to do her, but, you know, I wouldn't because of you.

00:32Unless you could've watched.

00:35Some people are into that. Weirdos.

00:37Me and the boys heading to the strip club tonight.

00:40There's women everywhere, I'm just saying.

00:43Do I start dating again?

00:46I'm Mortimer.

00:48I am a mortician.

00:49You know what, Mr. Addison?

00:51That is not your shade.

00:55Do you wanna feel?

00:57You're magic.

00:59Hey, do you wanna get out of here?

01:02I've never had sex with a prostitute before.

01:05Professional escort.

01:06Sorry, with a professional escort.

01:12Rita?

01:16I didn't do anything to her.

01:18Well, you still owe me for Rita's services.

01:20She said it was free.

01:21I ain't handing out free samples.

01:22This ain't Trader Joe's.

01:25I just joined this dating service that matches you with people based on death dates.

01:30I'll be doing your video interview.

01:32Lasers!

01:34So what kind of gal are you looking for?

01:36Kind, honest, a little bit boring, maybe.

01:39You're gonna die soon? I'm gonna die soon. Let's go on a date.

01:43I'd love to hang out with you again.

01:45It's gonna be okay, I promise.

01:47It's not like I have much time to build a future with someone.

01:51So where's my money, man? You got it?

01:53Five thousand? Don't make me use it.

01:55Go on then. I don't even care.

01:58I'm gonna die anyway.

02:01You better have my money in full by midnight tomorrow.

02:03Or he's going to hurt me.

02:13I just wish I met you sooner.

02:15Better late than never.

02:22I've just been so angry, afraid, happy, all at the same time.

02:28Have a seat, Mortimer.

02:30Relax.

02:31When you and Nicole were dating, did you guys ever try pegging?

02:35Pegging? What is that?

02:36Pegging is when a girl puts on a dildo and bangs it.

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