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  • 10.6.2025

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00:01Happy Anniversary.
00:02We're gonna have dinner. 8pm sharp. Don't be late.
00:05Won't be late.
00:06Para la luz.
00:07They usually say para la luz, pandejo.
00:09I think this place is about to close up.
00:11Well, luckily for you, this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel home floor.
00:17Holy shit.
00:18Someone tell me you can make it hot.
00:19I can't believe!
00:21This is my 25th wedding anniversary.
00:22If I miss dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot.
00:25Don't do anything stupid.
00:26Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day.
00:29Happy Anniversary.
00:33Round 5! Get out of there!
00:36You were supposed to retire?
00:37Moving on to a new career.
00:39You're pivoting? This late?
00:40Well, how old do you think I am?
00:42Well, you're black, so you look 40, but you could be up to 90.
00:47Hey, yo, you seeing this?
00:49Pull over and you won't get hurt.
00:51We're gonna die.
00:52Calm down. Remember your training.
00:53Put your hands up!
00:54I took a 15-hour online course. What training?
00:59Boom!
01:00Hold me!
01:01Reggie Miller!
01:02Who?
01:03Oh, that's not good.
01:04Since you're gonna kill us, why don't you just show us who you are?
01:05Tell us to show this out!
01:06Yo, you better give me that money!
01:07I'm gonna throw up!
01:08You swallow that shit. If you throw up, you're a bitch.
01:09What is this? And who is Dave?
01:10Change of plans.
01:11You two are gonna help me steal 60 million dollars from the casino.
01:15Cause if you don't, your wife's dead.
01:16If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:17Seems like me with long hair.
01:18You trying to get us shot?
01:19Russell, you don't answer your phone. Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:20I put a tracking chip in your neck.
01:21I'm gonna go up.
01:22I'm gonna go up.
01:23You swallow that shit. If you throw up, you're a bitch.
01:24Baby, I got your money.
01:25What is this? And who is Dave?
01:26Change of plans. You two are gonna help me steal 60 million dollars from the casino.
01:32Cause if you don't, your wife's dead.
01:35If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:40Seems like me with long hair.
01:41You trying to get us shot?
01:42Russell, you don't answer your phone. Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:47I put a tracking chip in your neck.
01:49Hi, Natalie.
01:52You fell in love this weekend?
01:55Of course. We did butt stuff.
02:03That's wild.
02:07That was awesome, dude.
02:08I looked at my leg and my foot and my ankle.
02:10My meniscus, I know I tore my whole back out, too.
02:13What, just from that?
02:20Are those the same underwear from Freddy?
02:24Should've been a red flag.