My Boyfriend Does My Makeup
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00:00Hey guys so I've had loads of requests to do a boyfriend does my makeup tag
00:03But my boyfriend didn't want to be in this video, so I got my friend Luke instead
00:07Hello
00:15So Luke is....
00:16You stuck, why aren't you being.
00:20We broke the chair
00:22We broke a chair
00:24I'm gonna wear a necklace
00:26Checklist.
00:27So on the floor, there is all the makeup that I use every day.
00:30I'm not going to tell you what any of it is.
00:31We're going to begin then with the Porefessional.
00:37This is a pro balm to minimise the appearance of pores.
00:40There you go, so you've got quite a lot of pores on your nose.
00:42Thanks.
00:43Yeah, you're welcome.
00:44This is a really nice, this is a nice look for if you ever want to look like you've got
00:49like smooth concrete skin.
00:52Okay, got no pores now.
00:53Burt B's Rejuvena...
00:58It's a lip balm.
00:59And what do you think that does?
01:00Fills in the gaps of your lips.
01:03The gaps?
01:04I think it also would look good on you.
01:07Brightening makeup, because you've got quite a dark, boring face.
01:11Right.
01:12Thanks so much.
01:14You're welcome.
01:14We just start with a little bit on your nose.
01:19And then this one, there.
01:22This is going to make your brows look ten times longer.
01:25You're going to look like you've got beanstalks for eyebrows.
01:27My brows?
01:28Lashes.
01:29I've tried very hard not to spill any on any of the other parts of your face.
01:33I mean, I know that a lot of girls have quite dark, almost drawn on eyebrows, so I'm just
01:38going to put some mascara on those too.
01:41I don't know what I look like doing it.
01:42You look like a panda.
01:43This makeup art is secret to a healthy glow.
01:46Is it blusher?
01:47I'll tell you what it is.
01:48It's a highlighter.
01:49That doesn't mean anything at all.
01:51That's a clue.
01:52Oh, you've practically got no dark circles at all now.
01:57You're horrific.
01:58But with or without the makeup?
01:59Both.
02:00This is cheek stain.
02:01It's staining your cheeks quite nicely.
02:03I have to say, it's doing its job well.
02:06And the mascara on my eyebrows.
02:07I'm not done.
02:08Have some faith.
02:09I am not done.
02:10Wait and see.
02:11You don't know where this is going.
02:12I don't want a nose.
02:13You don't know where it's shut up.
02:15Oh, you're really going to lick that?
02:17You're really going to?
02:18Oh.
02:19You have some clay and poo in a pot with a mirror.
02:24So my guess is you pooed in this and watched yourself blend in.
02:29I can feel exactly what you're writing.
02:31What am I writing?
02:32I know exactly what you're writing.
02:33You've just written dick on my hair.
02:34I have written dick.
02:35That's true.
02:36How did you know?
02:39How do I look?
02:40You look beautiful.
02:42Tweezers.
02:43No, don't.
02:44Literally don't use them.
02:45Breathe in.
02:47Yeah, I'm quite good.
02:48Are you going to tell the camera what happened to your eyebrow?
02:50I burned mine off with a hair straightener.
02:53Like stubble on your eyebrow.
02:55Shut up.
02:56Okay.
02:57I really like that stuff.
02:59Yeah, well, you can buy more.
03:01You're rich.
03:02I'm not rich.
03:03You are.
03:04I'm not rich.
03:05Rich in facial beauty.
03:07You've given me a monobrow.
03:09No one is ever going to find you attractive ever.
03:12I mean, even if they did before.
03:14My nose.
03:15You're just going to put it all over my nose?
03:16Yeah.
03:17You put orange tint on my nose.
03:19Yeah, and I regret it, so I'm going to just cover it up.
03:23Is that how Voldemort did it?
03:24Yeah.
03:25Voldemort just wore too much concealer.
03:26Yeah, you are Voldemort.
03:27Look, whoa, it's the Dark Lord.
03:29Shit.
03:31No, there's no need to help me.
03:33I'm professional.
03:34It's wet.
03:35The brush is wet from when you licked it.
03:36Yes.
03:37And you shoved it in my...
03:38Shut your eyes or something.
03:39Oh, don't do this.
03:41Shut your eyes.
03:42Shut your eyes.
03:43Shut your eyes.
03:44I'd shut your eyes before you.
03:46You don't need more.
03:47Just a bit more.
03:55And that is how you do a makeup.
03:57Okay, we're now going to reveal Emma's makeup to her.
04:01Oh, my.
04:02That's it.
04:03Very nice.
04:04What did you...
04:05You look like a cake.
04:06I was actually like, oh, wow, my teeth are lovely and orange now.
04:08Thank you so much.
04:09They were orange before.
04:11Ow.
04:12Thanks so much for joining me on this video.
04:15It's disgusting dandruff you have there, Emma.
04:18Make sure to like and subscribe to Luke.
04:20Get some head and shoulders, girl.
04:22We made a video over on Luke's channel.
04:24If you'd like to go and see it, which you wouldn't because he's a prick,
04:26you can click on his face to go and see it.
04:29And don't subscribe to him.
04:35Prick.
04:36Jackless, you have returned for me.
04:40Look, look what you've done to my crotch.
04:42I have a white vagina.
04:44Yeah, as opposed to the black vagina you had before.
04:46Once you go blackery, you never go backery.
04:48Yeah.