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00:00Hey, what's up?
00:06This is Cory, Mr. Safety, and today I'm going to give shirts to my favorite people on YouTube.
00:11And don't worry guys, I'm not trying to sell any shirts.
00:14The end of this video is really painful, so if you guys want to try what I do at the end,
00:17do it at your own risk.
00:20The shirts I'm giving away were provided by Mondonation.com, and if you guys want to check
00:23them out, right there is the link.
00:26So go ahead and check them out, they're actually a really cool place.
00:29You can donate to breast cancer, children's miracle network, make a wish foundation, any
00:34of those.
00:35And it's really cool.
00:36And the front of the shirts on the Mondonation shirts, it says, I believe.
00:40And on the back of the shirt, you actually put something that you believe in.
00:43For example, you can put like, I believe candy is the best thing in the world, or I believe
00:49that I'm going to stop smoking within a year.
00:52So by wearing the shirt, you kind of, you believe in it more, you know, you have more
00:57of a faith in yourself.
00:59So I made a few of these shirts for the people that I'm going to give them away to.
01:04This one is actually for myself.
01:06And to help myself out to keep making great videos, I came up with this line.
01:13I believe ADD is a gift, not my disorder.
01:18And what I mean by that is, well, just like it sounds, ADD has helped me through my career.
01:24And because I can't really remember things straight, and I think too much on one topic,
01:29I think that's kind of helped me a little bit, I guess.
01:32Alright, time to give away the shirts.
01:35The first shirt goes out to my favorite director on YouTube, and if you guys have never heard
01:39of him, you guys need to check him out.
01:41His name is Angry Aussie.
01:43Here's some of his work.
01:44Just how far have we sunk into idiocy, people?
01:50She had better still be a virgin.
01:53Wake the fuck up.
02:00What the fuck?
02:02I've got no idea.
02:03Wash your hands after taking a leak, if there's anyone there to see.
02:08She is a manipulative, shallow bitch.
02:13One thing that always makes me angry is the disgusting nature of communal toilets.
02:19It's my teeth that's gonna pick something up off my hands.
02:21I should be washing my hands before touching my dick.
02:24What the hell is wrong with you people?
02:33Alright, the shirt that I'm giving away to Angry Aussie is actually the one that I'm
02:36wearing, and if you guys want to see what's on the back of this shirt, you're gonna have
02:39to wait until the end.
02:41Sorry guys, but the back of this shirt is really crazy, and I may just get hurt because
02:45of what it says.
02:46So, if you guys want to see the back of the shirt, wait until the end of the video.
02:49The next shirt that I'm giving out is going to one of my most dedicated fans.
02:53She's bought everything that I've ever put out, my CDs, DVDs, shirts, and she was one
02:58of my first fans on Myspace.
03:00And this shirt goes out to Emma.
03:06This shirt actually gets written on, and this is again another shirt that was provided by
03:10Mondo Nation.
03:12This shirt has the option of writing whatever you believe.
03:16So, I'm gonna write what I believe on the back of this shirt.
03:24I believe everyone makes poop.
03:27Doesn't matter who you are, whether you're Paris Hilton, P. Diddy, Renetto, Boheme, Lonely
03:33Girl.
03:34Although Lonely Girl, I think her shit is scripted.
03:37Well, we already know that, don't we?
03:41Okay, the last shirt.
03:43First, I want to tell you what's on the back of the last shirt.
03:47It's a long-sleeve shirt, and on the back of the shirt it says,
03:52I believe the next person to wear this shirt will get good luck.
03:57Basically.
04:00And this shirt is going back out to the person who gave me these shirts.
04:05Ward.
04:06So, Ward is one of the guys from Mondo Nation, and I'm giving it back to him for letting
04:11me know about Mondo Nation, and for letting me give these shirts away to my favorite people
04:15on YouTube.
04:16So, Ward, this is for you, and I hope this shirt does give you good luck.
04:20So, expect a shipment coming back.
04:24Alright guys, well, that's the end of the video, so I hope you enjoyed the video.
04:28Thanks for watching.
04:30Okay, you want to see what's on the back of the shirt, right?
04:34Should we show them what's on the back of the shirt?
04:36Alright, hang on a second, let me get some glasses on.
04:39Safety first, guys.
04:42Oh, what was that?
04:44What was the capital of Thailand?
04:47Bangkok!
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04:49Ow!
04:50Ow!
04:51Ow!
04:52Stop!
04:53Stop!
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04:55Ow!
04:56Ow!
04:57Ow!
04:58Did you have to hit me so hard?
05:01Well, I guess it makes this shirt authentic.
05:04Ah!
05:08That's it, I quit.
05:26Oh yeah, you guys, wait a minute.
05:33Check this out.
05:34They actually gave me pillowcases, too.
05:36Check this out.
05:37I believe this pillow will make a great shield when my girlfriend has nightmares.
05:42Yeah, they made me one, too.
05:45I believe my boyfriend is a bed hog.
05:49Baby.
05:50No, wait, wait, wait, hey!
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