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00:00Once upon a time, in the land of plenty, there was an enchanted place called Victorian University.

00:07Have you ever noticed that she's two-faced?

00:10Just like everyone else around here.

00:13Hang on. It's off its hinges.

00:15Like my career.

00:17How dare you interrupt my work?

00:19Things are getting nastier and nastier around here. Thank God I'm going on sabbatical.

00:24What do you think you're doing?

00:26How dare you interrupt my class?

00:28Turn that off this instant!

00:30Who approved this piece of effluvium in the first place?

00:32You did!

00:33And to think that we went all last semester without a dean.

00:37You know the best way to be left alone? Become dean yourself.

00:40Then you don't have to do a goddamn thing.

00:42I'd say it's time for our lovely Shakespeare professor to come to the fore.

00:46Your acting dean is not qualified for the job.

00:50He hasn't any vision.

00:52You think you'd make a better dean, huh?

00:54Let the do-nothingness begin.

00:57The way things are going, you can't be sure you'll still have your job when your sabbatical is over.

01:02Where is Professor Williams?

01:04There was an accident!

01:06I'm sorry, are you completely incapable of independent thought?

01:08I don't like what you're implying.

01:10How much do you have to pay them to get published nowadays?

01:12Well, it was back in the olden days when they published your Shakespeare text.

01:15You better watch it, Revis.

01:17People will say you two are in love.

01:19Especially if I start the rumor.

01:21And you use the cheapest kind of binding!

01:25Not stand for another minute!

01:27I mean, look at this thing! It's just...

01:29It's just... It's falling apart!

01:31Do you think that maybe it had something to do with you?

01:34I saw them while they were in flagrante delitto!

01:39That's outrageous!

01:41Oh, don't make me laugh. No one can touch us.

01:44We are full professors. We have tenure.

01:47One man's burnout is another man's radical.

01:50This is an outrage.

01:56What are you doing?

01:57Ow, my arm!

01:58I like it on you.

02:11This reminds me of being married.

02:13And Victoria, if you destroy one professor, you become chair.

02:16If you destroy several, you become dean.

02:19And if you destroy everyone, you become president.

02:22They picked today to get excited about school.

02:25I assure you, this isn't over!

02:27I can put my name on something that I don't believe in and get my doctorate.

02:31Or I could stick by what I believe.

02:33And get nothing.

02:35Welcome to academia.

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