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  • 7/5/2025
An innocent college couple unknowingly become involved in their Professor's illicit research into the manipulation of lo | dG1fMVpkbHRRSGFDSVU
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00:00I am so deeply in love with you.
00:06When we're apart, it's like my world's a little darker.
00:10This seems kind of rushed.
00:11Since when does love have to be rational?
00:16What is it you're researching?
00:17I've always been interested in what it is that makes one person fall in love and the other person not.
00:22There's no way I'll ever hook up with you.
00:24I wouldn't be too sure about that.
00:27This shot is not administered in the air.
00:30You've got to be kidding me.
00:32Ow!
00:35But this, it's for your nose.
00:37It gave me some kind of nasal spray.
00:39It said it was a new procedure.
00:42I don't know, I just got this weird vibe like she's into someone else.
00:45Tell me what's going on.
00:46I'm not feeling it.
00:47Go home, clean the place up, fix her a nice dinner, and she'll be back tomorrow.
00:51You know all about how relationships work because...
00:54I watch Oprah.
00:57Are you messing around with your professor?
00:59Or not?
01:00I don't know what happened between us.
01:03When I'm around him, I get this nice feeling.
01:06Might not have anything to do with me or Sam.
01:08Might have something to do with that professor.
01:10He's clone Cupid's arrow.
01:12Grimes has hijacked a circuitry that causes people to fall in love.
01:15No way.
01:16We're gonna get so many girls.
01:20Diabolical experiments.
01:22Make me sound like I'm some crazy scientist with some cheesy sci-fi movie.
01:26I think I got a way to get you across campus undetected.
01:29You're not gonna like it.
01:30This is never gonna work.
01:31You're looking like a cracked out tranny.
01:33Now let's go.
01:35I think he's given you some serum that's made you fall in love.
01:38We got a little breach of security.
01:39Did you use one of these on Professor Grimes' computer?
01:43Where are you, bitch?
01:44You know what?
01:44You got the bad taste of the crazies or something.
01:46You know that?
01:47Crazy bitch, what's wrong with you?
01:51Outlaw!
01:53What's up?
01:55Boogies.
01:59Come on, Thomas.
02:01Don't ever cheat on me!
02:03Oh.

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