Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.

Transcript

00:00I told you you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar

00:06Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave

00:10Hi peanut, I'm gonna need you to come with me right now

00:14Look lady. I'm not interested. All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So upsy-daisy

00:20Oh

00:22Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. You don't want this

00:27Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead. I suggest you reconsider

00:38I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about

00:42Not my fucking problem, is that what you said when your world went to shit

00:49Come again this Wolverine let down his entire world

00:57I

01:01Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback, uh, go fuck yourself

01:15I don't know anything about saving world, but you do

01:21Trust me kid. I'm no hero. You were an ex-man

01:27You were the x-man

01:32I'm soaking wet right now

01:47Boys are so silly. This is what I'm talking about

01:56Slow-motion action sequence

02:00Who knows if you live or die

02:06Let's fucking go let's fucking go

02:19When I do some cocaine hey, okay, it's the one thing that Feige said is off-limits

02:24What about Bolivian marching about no all the slang terms

02:27They have a list even snowboarding even disco dust white girl interrupted even for us bump. Do you want to build a snowman? Yes

02:46It's been a challenging few years for sure, but I'm happy

02:50That is because of each and every one of you I'm the luckiest man alive make a wish buddy

03:03We Wilson who's asking

03:10That's supposed to be scary pegging isn't new for me friend. Oh, but it is for Disney

03:20I

03:25Miss Wilson you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious. I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?

03:32Why am I here walk with me?

03:38Wait you are special

03:43This is your chance to be a hero among heroes

03:50I

03:52Smell what you're stepping in sensei your little cinematic universe is about to change forever

04:00I'm the Messiah I am

04:06Marvel Jesus

04:19Oh

04:30God I love this part

04:32Wait

04:48Don't just stand there you ape give me a hand up. Nope. I'm actually okay. Thank you very much

05:02You