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6/27/2024

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00:00What is this dad?

00:0220 crore empire and this 20 crore note.

00:06You have made a big deal out of it.

00:08When will you become a Memon?

00:10Hey, where are you going?

00:12Dad, I had told you.

00:14There is a beach party on the weekend from Asif's side.

00:16Everyone is going there.

00:18Where will I go till morning?

00:20The kids who stay out all night, they get spoiled.

00:24Not me, my dad used to say that.

00:28By the way, who all are going?

00:32I am going.

00:34Yasir, Naveed, Asif,

00:36and Saba, Sana, Sonia, Mehwish, Aisha and Natalia.

00:42Four boys, six girls.

00:46Where are you going?

00:50No, no, dad.

00:52We don't do anything like that.

00:54I am your son.

00:56I want to know how you do it.

00:58We just chill.

01:00Just chillax.

01:02Chillax?

01:04Not chillax.

01:06We call it consent.

01:08You English kid.

01:10Son, we don't have consent.

01:14We have Nikah.

01:16Dad, you are becoming conservative.

01:18Son, I am being religious.

01:20If I was conservative,

01:22if I was conservative,

01:24then four boys, six girls, night stay,

01:26nothing.

01:28In the era of rape and harassment,

01:30consent is a big blessing.

01:32The way you have wrapped Jinnah Bil Raja in English.

01:38Dad, it's not Jinnah.

01:40It's something else.

01:42If you tell someone to die,

01:44he agrees on fever.

01:46Just like you and your friend

01:48have agreed on Jinnah from Nikah.

01:50Dad, you know what?

01:52I am actually a feminist.

01:54And you know,

01:56I don't even think of touching a girl

01:58without her consent.

02:00Son, your mom's name is Zulekha.

02:02Not Marvi Sarmad.

02:04You know,

02:06I am the real feminist.

02:08I see.

02:10You are a feminist?

02:12Yes.

02:14How is that?

02:16I had consent for 10 years.

02:18Then we got married.

02:22For 6-8 months,

02:24I didn't get her consent.

02:28Still, I gave my wife

02:30respect.

02:32When we got consent,

02:34we made this content.

02:38This fake feminist.

02:40Dad, your time was different.

02:42Our time is different.

02:44Maximum 5 minutes.

02:46Maximum 5 minutes.

02:48Or maximum 1 minute.

02:50It doesn't matter.

02:52I just don't understand

02:54what you are saying.

02:58Okay, I am leaving.

03:00I am getting late.

03:02See you on Monday.

03:04Wait.

03:06Where are you going?

03:08Dad, I told you.

03:10I am going to Kund Malir.

03:12You said you are going out of Karachi.

03:14What?

03:16I am here.

03:18My Kund is here.

03:20Malir is in Karachi

03:22and his Kund is in Balochistan?

03:24How can anyone be so careless

03:26about his Kund?

03:28And what's next?

03:30Princess of Hope.

03:32That means 7 girls.

03:34Dad, Princess of Hope is a picnic point.

03:36The one who is flying above Urmara

03:38is her husband.

03:40Urmara is a beach.

03:42Where everyone will go.

03:44Open sky.

03:46Sea.

03:48Hand in hand.

03:50Tent.

03:52Tent means tent?

03:54Yes, tent means tent.

03:56Weekend.

03:58Beach.

04:00Consent.

04:02Tent means?

04:04Nothing like that.

04:06Okay, I understood.

04:08No problem.

04:10Your stress is too much.

04:12It's important to relax.

04:14No tension.

04:16Wait.

04:18I will give you something

04:20which will double your fun.

04:22I am already getting late.

04:24Shut up.

04:26Close your eyes.

04:28I am not closing my eyes.

04:30Close your eyes.

04:36I am a very friendly father.

04:38Don't worry.

04:40Nothing will happen.

04:52Dad, what kind of joke is this?

04:54Why is it locked?

04:56Dad, come back.

04:58Dad, she will make fun of me.

05:00Give me the key.

05:02My friends are waiting for me.

05:04Sana.

05:06Saba.

05:08Mavesh Natalia.

05:10I took care of their respect.

05:12A real feminist is

05:14the one who locks up

05:16sons instead of daughters.

05:18Have fun.

05:20Don't worry.

05:22What kind of joke is this?

05:24Remove this.

05:30Fresh pick.

05:32Guaranteed.

05:36Meru. Meru. Meru.

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