Beavis and Butt-Head E001

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00:00Rires

00:02Musique de jazz

00:04Chanteur chante à sa porte

00:06Rires

00:07Musique de jazz

00:15Le téléphone sonne

00:172 please for escape from the mummy's tomb

00:19Oh I'm afraid there's a minimum group size of 4 people

00:21Oh no ! Our girlfriends cancelled

00:23Oh yeah that's sucks

00:24Well you got 10 minutes to make our next session

00:26Where are we gonna find 2 people in 10 minutes

00:28Et ils doivent être vraiment intelligents et bons à résoudre des puzzles.

00:31Hmm... Il doit y avoir quelqu'un...

00:34Yeah, that kicked ass! Yeah!

00:37Ok, so this is the four of you?

00:39Yes. You guys are smart, right?

00:41Uh, yeah. That's why you asked us to join you, my ladies.

00:47Ok, now remember, if you can work together to find the clues and solve the puzzles,

00:51then you might be able to escape from the mummy's tomb.

00:54It's down the hall to your left. We do take payment in advance, please.

00:57Uh, we'll just go ahead while you ladies pay.

01:00But afterwards we'll split it four ways, right?

01:02Yeah, baby.

01:05Did you hear that, Viva? They want to have a four-way.

01:08What, really?

01:10That's right. We gotta escape from the mummy's tomb,

01:13and then they'll see how smart we are, and then we will score.

01:17Uh, he said left, right?

01:19Right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.

01:22Uh, ok.

01:27Huh.

01:28So this is the mummy's tomb.

01:30Well, amazing. It looks just like a bathroom.

01:34Hmm. Interesting.

01:36This mummy is trickier than I thought.

01:40But it won't open. We're trapped.

01:43Of course we are, dumbass. That's why they call it an escape room.

01:46Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's look for clues.

01:49Exactly, Viva. We will solve the escape room,

01:52and then we will solve the greatest mystery of them all. Scoring.

01:56Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:59Hi, everyone. My name is Mary Catherine.

02:01My name is Mary Catherine.

02:03And this is my college decision reaction video.

02:05I know my college decision.

02:08No.

02:09Yeah, no way. Absolutely not.

02:13Let's watch something else, by the way.

02:16What's going on?

02:20Oh, a fight.

02:21She's putting her in a chokehold. She's got a chokehold.

02:24Elbow her in the ribs. Come on. Come on. Grab her arm. Come on.

02:27You can get out of this.

02:28Teach her a lesson. Make sure she never gets into Harvard again.

02:34I don't know how you get into Harvard if you can't even kick your own mom's ass.

02:38Come on. Come on. Her face is wide open. Come on.

02:41Looks like the mom is going to win this one.

02:44There will come a day when you will defeat me, Mary Catherine.

02:47But today is not that day.

02:55Put it. I think I found a clue.

02:58Check it out. There's words.

03:01Words. Let's see.

03:03Jason eats balls.

03:08Jason eats balls.

03:11But what does it mean?

03:13Who is Jason? Why does he eat balls?

03:16Whose balls does he eat?

03:18The mummy's balls?

03:20Perhaps.

03:21This is hard. Maybe we should ask those girls.

03:24Beavis, those girls weren't even smart enough to figure out how to get in the escape room.

03:28They're going to think we're geniuses when we get out.

03:31Yeah, maybe they'll be dumb enough to score with us.

03:36Oh my god. Are they still in the bathroom?

03:38They're weird. They must be in tech or something.

03:41Hey, is it okay if Kyle and Brad join your group?

03:44Okay. Sure.

03:46This mummy forgot to tell us that she was going to go to Harvard.

03:49Sure.

03:50This mummy forgot to, like, leave clues or something.

03:53Whoa, buddy, look. I found a clue. Look.

03:55A turd.

03:58Hmm. Now we're getting somewhere, Beavis.

04:01Finally. A real clue.

04:03Yeah.

04:04Now why would someone put a turd in a toilet?

04:08Hmm.

04:09It just doesn't make sense.

04:11Oh, wait a minute. Maybe someone took a dump.

04:15Damn it, Beavis. Shut up. I'm thinking.

04:17Oh, yeah. Sorry.

04:18Beavis, you mean well, but you're a dumbass.

04:22I have figured it out.

04:23That turd can mean only one thing.

04:27This mummy is disgusting.

04:34Check it out, Beavis. Another clue.

04:38So what do we do with it?

04:39Elementary, my dear dumbass.

04:41And now, I shall solve the puzzle.

04:45Open.

04:47Open, you son of a bitch.

04:49I think it's working.

04:50Damn it.

04:53Give me my clue back, butthole.

04:56Come on, let go.

05:00Oh, buddy. You did it.

05:02I'm smart.

05:04You're probably going to score, too.

05:10About to escape.

05:17We didn't escape, butthead.

05:19Damn it.

05:21And this tomb is even harder. There's no urinals.

05:24And what are these things?

05:26Hmm. No human alive knows what these are.

05:31We must put them in the toilet.

05:35How to make tattoo ink in prison.

05:37A soda can, some toilet tissue, some hair grease, and a saltine crackers box.

05:41Fold the tissue up and twist it.

05:43This guy is definitely a criminal.

05:45That's what he should look like.

05:46What accent is that?

05:48It's like a prison accent.

05:51Yeah, I want to talk like that.

05:53Get some toilet tissue, saltine cracker box.

05:55Tear off three sheets of toilet tissue.

05:58Twist it up real tight.

05:59Light your candle and set your box over top of it to collect all the soot.

06:02Set your box over top of it.

06:03Set the box on two pencils so it can breathe.

06:05Set it on two pencils so it can breathe.

06:07After about an hour, you can see all the soot that's caught inside the box.

06:10After about an hour, you can see all the soot that's caught inside the box.

06:13Cripe it into a pile.

06:14This makes me want to go to jail.

06:16Add a tiny bit of hand sanitizer or body wash.

06:19What did this guy do to get in prison, I wonder?

06:21He didn't have to do anything.

06:23They just let him right in.

06:26Yeah, they just looked at him like,

06:27Sir, I can tell by looking at you that you're going to be in jail eventually,

06:30so let's just get this over with.

06:34Only a drop or two of water.

06:35It's like a pretty nice prison he's in here, you know?

06:38No, he's back at his mom's.

06:42Your mom's going to be like,

06:43Damn it! Did you take my saltine cracker box and use it for your tattoo again?

06:48Damn it, boy!

06:49You ain't never going to eat chicken in this house again

06:51if you don't give me back my saltine cracker box.

06:53What am I going to do if I kill your daddy

06:55and have to tattoo a teardrop next to my eye?

06:58How am I going to do that without soot?

07:00Every tattoo I have is that ink, and they're like ten years old.

07:05But I dressed up like a mummy like you said,

07:07and I still can't find any clues.

07:09Eh, who cares about clues?

07:11Let's flush this stuff down the toilet.

07:15If we're going to be stuck in here,

07:16we might as well do something cool.

07:20Congratulations, by the way.

07:22That's the fastest anyone solved the mummy's tomb.

07:24What the hell?

07:26Let's stick the plunger in the sink.

07:29Flooding is cool.

07:31Oh my God, what the hell?

07:33Who would do something like that?

07:35Check it out, Beavis. It worked.

07:38Yeah, we're geniuses.

07:39We escaped.

07:42Dammit, where are those girls going?

07:45I guess we scared them off with our genius thing or something.

07:49They just couldn't handle it.

07:52Oh well.

07:54I've been waiting to go to the bathroom for hours.

07:57Where's the bathroom?

07:58Yeah, it's down the hall to the right.

08:02Here we go.

08:04This bathroom is weird.

08:07I'm not going to be picky at this point.

08:09Help me with the lid here, buddy.

08:12Unbelievable.

08:13Those two girls have no class.

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