Raw Dogging at The Black Top Grill in Tucson

Barstool Sports

6/7/2024

Frank The Tank

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00:00 Take me out for some hot dogs.

00:03 Here I am back in Tucson, Arizona, standing on a corner.

00:08 I don't know where Winslow is.

00:10 Is Winslow closer to Phoenix or Tucson?

00:12 Well, I'm not taking anything.

00:13 I'm here at the Blacktop Grill.

00:15 We're going to be reviewing their hot dogs.

00:18 And, well, they said that they have award-winning comfort

00:22 food here.

00:23 Blacktop Grill has been open about a decade.

00:27 And it's located in the Boshaw's Contrario Plaza.

00:35 I think I inverted that, but whatever that fucking says.

00:39 But let's see if these hot dogs are worthy of the tank.

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01:25 All right, well, here's the hot dogs

01:26 here at the Blacktop Grill.

01:28 They grill up the hot dogs.

01:30 Buns are nicely warmed.

01:31 They're a little bit different than the normal hot dog rolls

01:33 here, but the bun-to-dog ratio--

01:36 mm, less than ideal.

01:40 Not awful, but less than ideal.

01:41 I'm going to take a little bread away,

01:45 because you don't want to have all of that bread.

01:48 So you're trying to leave a little less bread.

01:51 I do like that they toast the outside,

01:52 but maybe you'd better if they toast the inside.

01:54 But, hey, I digress.

01:56 Good char marks on the dog.

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02:18 Mm.

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02:22 Decent taste.

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02:27 I'll give it a double.

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02:49 I hate this song.

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02:54 All right, what is the chili--

02:55 I don't see much chili sauce.

02:56 I see mainly chili beans.

02:59 Kind of not what I want to see.

03:02 Well, let's give it a try.

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03:14 Eh, it's not good enough taste.

03:17 I'll give this single.

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03:24 Yep, another raw dog in the books.

03:27 This place actually was quite decent.

03:29 A little bit different than some of the other hot dog

03:31 places around Tucson.

03:33 It's kind of more like a normal hot dog spot, I would say.

03:36 They do have the snort dogs.

03:38 The chili-- the chili wasn't awful.

03:41 I-- I respect better chili down here, but it wasn't awful.

03:45 The hot dog was good enough.

03:48 Just good enough, I guess, sometimes.

03:50 If you know any place I can go next time I'm

03:52 on the road or anywhere, leave a comment down below.

03:55 You just never know where I'm going to go.

03:57 Maybe one day I might be a place where you might show.

04:00 So keep raw dogging.

04:03 Click like, subscribe, and I'll see you down the road.

04:05 Take me out for some hot dogs.

04:12 Get me one that's only plain.

04:15 No mustard or ketchup.

04:19 I'll know what the dog is really about.

04:22 And it's hope that this is a good one.

04:26 Maybe a home run or a double.

04:28 But if it sucks, it will be a strikeout.

04:31 And I'm worthy of my taste buds.

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04:39 Well, 2024, you know, what a hell of a start we've been off to.

04:47 Probably by the-- I'm recording this on New Year's Eve.

04:49 By the time any errors go off, it'll be good.

04:52 Match will be 20 games under 500.

04:54 Pilonzo will be hitting 30 home runs elsewhere.

04:57 And the Dolphins will be losing players.

05:00 And their one chance to win is all gone.

05:03 The Devils will be far out of playoffs.

05:05 Knicks will also be out of playoffs.

05:07 And life is hell.

05:08 Next year, it's never going to end.

05:11 Pain and suffering will never end.

05:13 But here I am.

05:14 Jinx.

05:23 Why the fuck are they playing this song?

05:25 Why the fuck are they playing this fucking song?

05:33 To mess with you.

05:35 [BLEEP]

05:38 You see?

05:39 This song-- every time this song comes out, my team's collapsed and die.

05:43 2007 Mets, and now this.

05:47 There's no way to beat the Devils next week.

05:48 They're going to go out in the first round again every year.

05:51 No playoffs ever.

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Raw Dogging at The Black Top Grill in Tucson

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