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  • 21/04/2024
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00:00 (sonnerie)
00:01 (sonnerie)
00:02 (sonnerie)
00:04 (sonnerie)
00:05 "I was trying to save on lightbulbs. "
00:06 "Haven't slept for about two months. "
00:09 "Chronic insomnia. "
00:10 "Hypnotism, acupuncture, none of it works. "
00:14 "You still up? "
00:16 "How was your day? "
00:17 "Oh, I saw this ad for some new pills called Snoozer's. "
00:21 "No, they don't knock you out. "
00:22 "They just make everything taste like cabbage. "
00:24 "Apart from cabbage. "
00:25 "Oh, it's a little dog. "
00:28 "Little? "
00:28 "I could put a saddle on it and ride it into town. "
00:30 "Sorry, it's my bedtime. "
00:34 "Hey. "
00:35 "There you are. "
00:35 "Remember that dating app that you signed me up for? "
00:36 "I got a match. "
00:37 "That's great. "
00:38 "I kept calling you all night. "
00:40 "Lisa. "
00:40 "We're just mates. "
00:41 "Not from where I'm standing. "
00:42 "When I'm sleeping, there's this whole world of Lisas that I know nothing about. "
00:48 "Hello. "
00:49 "I'm not sealing. "
00:49 "What? "
00:50 "What? "
00:50 "Oh my God! "
00:52 "What? "
00:53 "There's a big bunch of cows. "
00:55 "Cows? "
00:56 "Do cows attack? "
00:57 "Let me check. "
00:57 "Yeah, yeah, they do attack. "
01:00 "And they do... And they kill. "
01:01 "What? "
01:03 "Come on, let's go. "
01:04 "Yeah, yeah, I know. "
01:05 "I don't think you know what it's like for your partner to come alive as soon as you go to bed. "
01:09 "I don't know what I want to do. "
01:12 "We're all trying our best. "
01:14 "All it takes is that one person to really see you. "
01:16 "Tonight's the big night. "
01:21 "First date. "
01:21 "I've come up with a few ideas to help her feel more at ease. "
01:24 "Why don't you just put a padlock on your flight? "
01:26 "I think that will really put her at ease. "
01:28 "Because it's a big night. "
01:29 "Yeah. "
01:30 "And I think it's a great idea. "
01:31 "Because... What do you mean? "
01:32 "Oh, really? "
01:33 "No! "
01:33 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:34 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:35 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:36 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:37 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:38 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:39 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:40 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:41 "I'm not going to sleep. "
01:42 [SILENCE]