Bubble Gang: Ang dalawang uri ng tao sa mundo!

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Aired (March 2, 2001): Mayroong dalawang uri ng tao sa mundo, una, si Ogie Alcasid, at pangalawa si Michael V!

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00:00 You're so slow.

00:01 You're taking too long.

00:02 Order, please.

00:06 What would you like?

00:07 What would you like?

00:08 I'll have...

00:10 One iced tea

00:12 and...

00:14 Chicken sandwich.

00:15 I'll have...

00:17 Any soft drink

00:19 and french fries.

00:21 That's all.

00:23 Oh.

00:24 Oh.

00:28 I'll have a second.

00:30 That's all.

00:31 That's all.

00:32 Well,

00:36 just like what I said,

00:38 there are only two kinds of people in the world.

00:41 One,

00:43 the first one,

00:45 the stupid one.

00:47 The second one,

00:49 the stupid one.

00:51 Do you believe that you're one of them?

00:57 Yes.

00:58 I believe that.

01:00 I really believe that.

01:02 But you,

01:03 I know you won't admit it,

01:05 because you're one of them.

01:07 Is it really you or you?

01:09 You.

01:10 You're the stupid one.

01:12 I think it's me.

01:14 It's you.

01:18 It's you.

01:19 Excuse me, sir.

01:20 Who would like the french fries and soft drink?

01:24 Me.

01:25 Me.

01:26 And the iced tea and chicken sandwich?

01:31 Me.

01:32 Sir, it looks like we're in a mess.

01:37 We're going too far.

01:39 I just want to ask you,

01:42 who would like to pay for this?

01:44 Me.

01:45 Me.

01:49 Me, sir.

01:51 Me.

01:53 I think you're all crazy, sir.

01:55 No.

01:57 No.

01:59 No.

02:00 No.

02:02 Sir,

02:04 these two are crazy.

02:07 Crazy?

02:09 They don't have,

02:11 I don't know who would pay for their food.

02:15 Me.

02:16 I can't do that.

02:17 I need to pay for it,

02:18 because first,

02:19 I can't return it to the inside.

02:21 So, I don't need to pay for it.

02:23 Nice of you.

02:25 It's so clear.

02:27 I'll pay for it.

02:29 Wait, son.

02:31 Are you trying to fool me?

02:32 Of course not.

02:34 Of course not.

02:36 Who would order the french fries?

02:39 Me.

02:40 Can I have the sandwich and the…

02:45 Me.

02:46 Chow?

02:48 Me.

02:49 Me.

02:50 Me.

02:51 I think we're being fooled by these two.

02:54 Are you being fooled?

02:55 No.

02:56 No.

02:57 No.

02:58 Who would order the french fries?

03:00 Me.

03:01 Me.

03:02 Me.

03:03 Waiter,

03:05 he's a gold digger.

03:06 Get him.

03:08 Get him.

03:09 Get him.

03:10 Get him.

03:11 Get him.

03:12 Get him.

03:13 Get him.

03:14 Wait.

03:15 You two are not compatible.

03:19 You two are not compatible.

03:22 You should get old.

03:24 You're just too big.

03:29 You're just too big.

03:31 You're just too big.

03:35 You're just too big.

03:38 You're just too big.

03:40 You're just too big.

03:42 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.

03:44 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.

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03:50 You know.

03:54 Click and subscribe now.

03:58 (upbeat music)

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