Bubble Gang: Ang tamang pagpuwesto sa pagwiwi!

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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: ‘Yung naiihi ka na tapos iisipin mo pa kung saan ka iihi.

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00:00Good evening to all of you, especially to you, bros.

00:11Yes, to you, boys.

00:14This has something to do with our journey home.

00:17Isn't it in the hospital?

00:19What we always do is, we do urinalysis

00:23where we get our jingles to know what our disease is.

00:28Tonight, here in Bubblegum,

00:31we will do a different type of urinalysis.

00:36We will analyze where you will urinate.

00:40Now, if there is no one in the bathroom,

00:46you are free to choose where you will urinate.

00:50If you are here in the first urinal,

00:53it means that you can't stop urinating

00:58because this is the closest to the door.

01:01Now, if you are here in the middle,

01:04you are a confident man.

01:07You always want to be in the middle

01:10and you are always the center of attention.

01:13Now, if you are here at the end,

01:18you have a little problem.

01:20You are insecure.

01:23You are hiding something.

01:25Now, I'm sure, it's just a small problem.

01:29Now, if you enter the bathroom,

01:33and there is a man at the end,

01:37where will you urinate?

01:40A normal man will urinate here

01:44so that you both have privacy.

01:48There, it's far.

01:50Now, if you are here,

01:54you are meticulous.

01:57You want to have order or pattern.

02:01If you notice, in the first urinal,

02:04there is a vacancy.

02:05In the second, there is one.

02:07In the third, there is a vacancy again.

02:09In the fourth, there is one.

02:11So, there is order and pattern.

02:14Now, if you will urinate here,

02:18and you are smiling beside you,

02:21oh, this is not a man.

02:25Now, for example, you enter the bathroom,

02:28and you see that there are two men in front of you,

02:33where will you urinate?

02:35If you are here,

02:38you are afraid to be alone.

02:41You want to have company.

02:43Now, if you are here,

02:46it means that you are antisocial.

02:51You are a loner.

02:52You want to be alone all the time.

02:54You don't have friends.

02:57Now, of course,

02:59there is only one vacancy.

03:01If you enter,

03:02you have no choice.

03:04There, there is no choice.

03:06You are there.

03:07Now, if you enter,

03:09and you see that it is full,

03:12where will you urinate?

03:15There, my friends,

03:17on the wall.

03:19If you urinate on the wall,

03:21it means that you are either blind

03:25or you are a dog.

03:27There, my friends,

03:29our urinalysis.

03:31It is very important,

03:33especially now that the election is coming.

03:36Because, you know,

03:37election is all about campaign jingle.

03:39That's what we are hearing.

03:41Oh, I may get a stone disease.

03:44Thank you very much.

03:48Oh, the election is coming.

03:49Is voting on me?

03:52Thank you very much.

03:54Thank you very much.

03:55Thank you very much.

03:57Thank you very much.

03:58Oh, you washed?

04:01Oh, my God.

04:09That's who we got!

04:10Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house!

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04:17You know!

04:20Click and subscribe now!

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