Clarkson’s Farm season three trailer teases heartbreak on Diddly Squat

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Clarkson's Farm season 3 trailerSource: Amazon Prime Video

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00:01Enforcement notice.

00:03Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.

00:06What? Ridiculous.

00:08All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.

00:13I've made a big decision.

00:15I'm going to make you farm manager.

00:17Really?

00:18Why don't we make it a competition?

00:20Who can make the most money?

00:22Me, out of unfarmed land.

00:26Or you, out of farmed land.

00:28Um, this farm competition.

00:30God knows his ideas.

00:32Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.

00:36I've got a new thing.

00:38Pigs.

00:39Pigs?

00:40It'd be fun to have little piglets running around.

00:42Oh, Christ.

00:43Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?

00:48Get the briskets, darling. Get the briskets.

00:50Which one for?

00:52Mushrooms.

00:53Why?

00:55Oh, my God.

00:57Hello, goats.

00:59If they start escaping...

01:01Ow! F*** me.

01:03I'm going to win this competition.

01:08Can you feel a piglet?

01:10Oh, look.

01:12One of them is as weak as hell.

01:14Oh, no.

01:20Oh, you knew that was going to happen.

01:22Are you all in common with a chainsaw?

01:24If this goes wrong,

01:26the only part of Channington that quite likes you,

01:29you're going to flood.

01:30There ain't no more.

01:32All the people moving out of London,

01:34we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham,

01:36Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.

01:39We can sell hay to their horses, trust me.

01:41Yeah.

01:42This is the wheat price. It's falling.

01:46I'm 230 pounds up.

01:48You're minus 78,000 pounds.

01:50What?

01:51What?

01:54Oh, f***!

01:55We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm.

01:58It's really injuring people.

02:00Who's that?

02:01It's actually half of Groove Armada.

02:03Who?

02:05Why is he drilling my field?

02:09Holy moly!

02:12Yeah, he can't do that.

02:14Caleb, how are you?

02:16You've got lovely hair.

02:19You can't get up part of it by causing errors with the programme and everything.

02:24Well, I just think, you know, with what I know, yeah.

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