Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 28th March 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:03 Assalamualaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:06 According to a survey, 80% of the world's population
00:11 leave many projects because they are unable to make a decision.
00:15 They think that they need to sleep over it,
00:19 they need to think a little more,
00:21 they will start it tomorrow, the day after tomorrow,
00:23 they should not take hasty decisions.
00:25 We have been hearing this since childhood.
00:27 In fact, the first generation has also heard this
00:30 that decisions should never be taken immediately.
00:33 You can look at the books of the world.
00:35 If you read business, art or anything,
00:39 you will find that at the spur of the moment,
00:42 the first feeling you get,
00:45 the first intuition you get is very right.
00:49 We linger on the decision so much,
00:52 we take so long that either the opportunity is gone
00:56 or it has become obsolete.
00:58 We are sitting where we started
01:01 and we do not have stories of success to tell people.
01:05 In fact, there are reasons why I did not start.
01:08 So, in today's world, the faster the world is revolving,
01:12 you should not think too much.
01:15 If you have knowledge, wisdom, intelligence,
01:18 you dream, you have thoughts,
01:21 you have passion, passion, courage and hard work,
01:24 if you are determined, then make a decision.
01:27 And making a decision does not mean that you decide
01:31 that you will start from tomorrow.
01:32 You should start the work
01:34 because success is in God's hands
01:35 and He will give it to you while seeing your hard work.
01:38 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40 Today, we will take you to a middle class house
01:43 and see what their condition is.
01:44 Sir, this is not the act done on national TV.
01:47 Which one?
01:48 There is a pillow in each village on the bed.
01:50 Where is the pillow?
01:53 It is not there? Oh, sorry.
01:55 You are in trouble.
01:57 Greetings.
01:59 Don't you dare say anything bad about my son.
02:02 Leave it to me.
02:03 We have a different system at home.
02:08 You come here and see what is happening at their house.
02:11 I always used to say that you should be in middle class.
02:16 Do we ask you for money?
02:17 When you came to me for the first time,
02:19 you asked me what class I was in.
02:22 You said that I was in middle class.
02:24 I did not say anything. I did not understand.
02:26 You said the same thing to me for the first time.
02:28 Sir, we are white collars.
02:31 We are not of any other color.
02:32 Sir, he was being reasonable.
02:34 He said that middle class. He is not a third class.
02:36 No, he is not a third class.
02:38 But he is not a white collar. He is a blue collar.
02:41 He is a white man.
02:42 These two are your son, Sallu's brothers-in-law.
02:46 Yes, we are on the cycle.
02:48 They came today. They had to give Iftar.
02:51 Okay. You have done Iftar.
02:53 My wife.. - Yes.
02:55 She had to give Iftar.
02:57 Okay. - It cost a lot of money.
02:59 It does. - For Sallu's in-laws.
03:01 Obviously, when your in-laws came..
03:04 I want to spend money.
03:06 I don't want to worry about Sallu.
03:08 No, he liked Sallu.
03:10 Sallu is a good boy.
03:13 He is a good boy. - He is a good boy.
03:14 Your brother-in-law does a good job.
03:17 And your brother-in-law.. - Yes.
03:19 ..gives a good salary.
03:20 We have not made a brother-in-law as good as you say.
03:25 Where is your brother-in-law?
03:27 You are a writer. You should have said it faster.
03:29 Where is your brother-in-law? - That's it.
03:31 That's all.
03:33 Where is your brother-in-law?
03:35 Brother, you are a fast learner.
03:39 You do your work. We do ours.
03:42 It's Iftar. - Hey!
03:44 You are a useless man.
03:47 Look, the ones who are sleeping are also fathers.
03:50 He is very helpful. Trust me.
03:52 He is a heaven. - Thank you.
03:54 I know that when I die.. - Yes.
03:57 ..he will welcome me in heaven.
03:59 Hey! - Yes.
04:01 Look, good people die quickly.
04:05 I have two good people.
04:08 One you and one him.
04:10 Which one of you is going to meet the one who is going to die?
04:15 He came straight from work. - From work.
04:19 He goes to the fire brigade.
04:23 Uncle, thank you very much.
04:25 You called us. You have given us a lot of respect.
04:27 Now allow us to go and eat. I am hungry.
04:30 You are too much. - What?
04:32 Haroon, he is hungry. - Why?
04:35 Both of them eat dates.
04:37 Both of them eat samosas.
04:40 I can't tell you.
04:42 Trust me. I have had half a glass of sherbet.
04:45 You made so much arrangement for Iftar.
04:48 I am going to eat curd. No, I meant to say curd.
04:51 Okay.
04:52 Curd. - No, you had two spoons. I was there.
04:56 Trust me. I started eating curd.
05:02 Yes. - I was looking at him as if he had never eaten curd.
05:07 So you didn't ask him about curd? - No.
05:09 He had eaten one date and one samosa.
05:13 He had half a glass of sherbet. I told him I don't drink sherbet from samosa.
05:16 Uncle, we were very surprised.
05:20 You kept the samosas from last year safely.
05:22 Was that samosa from last year?
05:25 Yes. We broke it with great difficulty.
05:27 My grandson. - Yes.
05:30 He used to buy samosas from Antiques.
05:32 He used to buy fresh samosas.
05:35 He used to do everything. - I will tell you one thing.
05:38 The way he is serving his father-in-law. - Yes.
05:41 A father-in-law is the one who chooses you as his son.
05:46 Yes. - It is true. But he should take care of his health.
05:49 He should arrange for another pillow.
05:51 He is lying on the floor. He should keep a pillow underneath.
05:53 Okay.
05:54 I remembered something.
05:56 Where is your wife?
05:57 What did you remember?
05:59 I remembered something.
06:00 Come here. - What is he doing?
06:02 I am doing my duty. - I am going to kill you.
06:05 I will cut you into pieces.
06:07 I will fold his legs.
06:09 He is your father. - He is tall.
06:18 He is like my father. I have considered him my father.
06:21 I have kept him happy.
06:23 I have kept him happy.
06:25 What is your work?
06:26 You are folding his legs. What is your work?
06:28 There must be a reason behind it.
06:30 It is not a work. My mother-in-law has gone.
06:33 She has gone.
06:35 Sallu and him. - Where did they go?
06:38 His wife had done aftari.
06:40 Okay. - But he has come to give it.
06:42 I can't leave my wife.
06:45 Yes. - You are my sister.
06:47 I will deal with him.
06:48 You have made us do aftari.
06:51 You were very kind to let us stay.
06:53 What did he keep in front of you?
06:55 I kept a watch in front of him.
06:56 I asked him to see when he opens it.
06:58 He didn't leave anything. - Okay.
07:00 He has kept a firecracker in that envelope.
07:03 He is a generous man. - Okay.
07:05 He has made two pieces of dates for us.
07:08 He has kept a samosa and said
07:10 you will get more if you have two.
07:12 He doesn't talk about guests.
07:15 He talks about guests.
07:18 He says, "If you have guests, I will.."
07:21 Eat it. - Eat it.
07:23 I am doing my duty.
07:26 You will get a kick.
07:30 You are doing your duty.
07:32 He has kept so many fasts.
07:35 Uncle, thank you.
07:38 You gave us half a samosa.
07:41 We enjoyed it.
07:43 What did he say? - He said, "You are my son."
07:46 "I will feed you."
07:49 He is very happy with what you eat.
07:53 He ate a lot. - Yes.
07:56 He ate half a samosa with the food.
07:58 Guests should eat what they are destined to eat.
08:03 That is their destiny.
08:05 The food is ready.
08:08 Thank you. I was very hungry.
08:10 Greetings. - Greetings.
08:13 Where are you taking us?
08:14 We are taking food inside.
08:16 What have you brought?
08:17 We were distributing ration.
08:19 Why did you bring ration? You are a man.
08:21 We are also from the same community.
08:23 This community? - Yes.
08:25 He is talking nonsense.
08:27 I am sure he has written, "I am an orphan."
08:29 Have you written, "I am an orphan"?
08:31 No, I have said I will write it.
08:33 Go inside.
08:38 Go inside.
08:39 He is kicking me.
08:42 He kicked me once.
08:45 I will kick him.
08:48 Where are you going?
08:49 We have to give charity.
08:52 Aunt Gupta. - Yes, father.
08:56 Make a cup of tea for me. - Okay.
08:59 Sister. - Yes, brother.
09:01 There are many people. Make one cup of tea.
09:04 You are crazy. Make one cup of tea.
09:07 Yes. - Drink it on the way.
09:09 We have eaten so much. We will not be able to drink it on the way.
09:13 Where are you going?
09:16 I am going for a walk. I am tired.
09:19 I will give you an advice. - Yes.
09:21 There is some food left. - Yes.
09:23 Don't eat food from anyone's plate.
09:28 You will fall sick. - Yes.
09:30 You will drink half a glass of tea.
09:32 Uncle, give us a chance to serve you.
09:35 Come to the charity event tomorrow.
09:37 I will not come tomorrow.
09:39 Come the day after tomorrow. - No, it is not a big deal.
09:42 Come the day after tomorrow.
09:43 There are many charity events going on.
09:47 Uncle, come on some other day.
09:48 Son, I don't have time even after Eid.
09:51 Why are you not going? They are calling you.
09:53 I know that they have made me do so many charity events.
09:58 You will eat what you eat.
10:02 My son, don't take a rickshaw. - Yes.
10:05 You have over eaten. You have to walk.
10:09 Uncle, we would have done a sister's marriage here.
10:12 It would have been great.
10:14 Uncle, forgive me if you have eaten.
10:18 What about new relatives?
10:21 They will be the ones to be kicked.
10:23 Thank you. - Why didn't you bring me along?
10:28 I am responsible for the house.
10:30 Your son is bringing food. Stop him.
10:33 What is happening? My son is also bringing food.
10:35 Your son is bringing food.
10:38 (Laughs)
10:40 Your son is bringing food. Your father and mother are living.
10:44 I will return it.
10:46 Keep it. I will go and beat him.
10:49 I will return it. I have understood.
10:52 Keep it inside.
10:53 I have given him something in the name of God.
10:55 It is not a ring. Keep it in my car.
10:57 This is not a car. It is a car.
11:00 (Laughs)
11:01 Haroon has humiliated me in the locality.
11:05 He has brought only two bags.
11:08 (Laughs)
11:09 He has humiliated me in this.
11:11 Murari. - Yes.
11:13 I have received news about the coat.
11:15 I have heard that you have been abused in the court.
11:18 Those who have been abused, they will not abuse.
11:22 (Laughs)
11:23 They will say, 'I am tired.'
11:25 (Laughs)
11:27 Uncle, where is your daughter-in-law?
11:28 She lives here. She has big eyes.
11:32 She has a long beard. She is very smart.
11:34 She is here.
11:35 Get out. I am talking to you.
11:37 Father, I was going to make tea.
11:40 But there is no curd.
11:41 Make it for two days.
11:43 (Laughs)
11:44 What is the curd for tea?
11:46 Listen, I will make tea.
11:48 I am tensed. First, get me curd.
11:50 Ibrahim. - Yes.
11:52 I have heard that you have no curd at home.
11:54 We have curd at home.
11:56 Why do you have a problem?
11:57 (Laughs)
11:59 Get lost.
12:00 Father, you go and get curd.
12:03 Zeeshan should not eat curd in the morning.
12:05 He is not having a good day.
12:06 Won't you make tea for him?
12:07 Father, no. You get curd.
12:10 Zeeshan has to eat curd in the morning.
12:11 He doesn't like curd.
12:13 He doesn't eat curd.
12:16 Zeeshan is a trouble maker.
12:18 I didn't give him tea.
12:20 And I sent him to get curd.
12:22 He has gone to get curd. Come, my son-in-law.
12:24 Where is your wife?
12:26 She is sitting inside. She is cutting a suit.
12:30 A short one.
12:31 Yes.
12:32 I will put it here.
12:33 Wow. What is this?
12:35 Zeeshan went to get this from the grocery.
12:37 He went to get curd.
12:38 I don't know why he is getting curd at night.
12:41 (Laughs)
12:42 I don't know what kind of a man he is.
12:45 Look.
12:46 He is a trouble maker.
12:49 Where does he stay?
12:51 (Laughs)
12:52 I have married him.
12:55 He is a trouble maker.
12:58 Absolutely. - Wife.
12:59 Yes.
13:00 Listen. - Yes.
13:02 Where did you get my kurta from?
13:04 I didn't know the size of your neck.
13:08 You make tea for your father.
13:10 Make tea.
13:11 I will make tea, but I don't have sugar.
13:13 I will get sugar. Sit.
13:16 I will get sugar.
13:17 Give me the slippers.
13:18 You are very crazy.
13:20 I will teach you a lesson.
13:22 Where do you get sugar?
13:24 From the 7th street.
13:28 He has a shop.
13:29 He will get sugar from there.
13:31 (Laughs)
13:32 I have given him a scarf.
13:34 I will get it from the tailor.
13:36 Where does the tailor sell it?
13:38 In the 2nd street.
13:39 He is going far with the food.
13:42 (Laughs)
13:43 Listen. - Yes.
13:44 I made a mistake. Will you forgive me?
13:46 What happened?
13:47 I was making a pot for your neck.
13:50 Yes. - I wanted to make a deer on it.
13:52 Yes. - By mistake, it became a dog.
13:54 (Laughs)
13:56 I mean, I got the slippers for it.
13:58 (Laughs)
14:00 Try to make a deer on it.
14:03 I tried to make a deer. - Yes.
14:06 It became a bigger dog.
14:08 (Laughs)
14:09 Now, it is on your shirt.
14:11 (Laughs)
14:12 It became a dog.
14:13 Make a scarf for it.
14:16 I will get sugar.
14:18 Yes, get it.
14:19 You know, I don't drink sugar.
14:23 Hmm.
14:24 Make a cup of sugar.
14:26 Father.
14:27 Will you drink tea without a straw?
14:31 What is this?
14:34 (Laughs)
14:35 What is this?
14:35 He promises to give Rs. 10,000.
14:38 But God has given so much.
14:39 (Laughs)
14:41 I didn't say anything to him.
14:43 He doesn't even open it.
14:45 You are getting this.
14:47 Because of the lack of slippers.
14:49 (Laughs)
14:51 Amrai. - Yes. What happened?
14:54 There is a lot of dust in your locality.
14:56 Why? - It has spread.
14:58 Brother, they think sugar has been added to your house.
15:01 The youth of this locality add sugar.
15:04 (Laughs)
15:06 Tell the people to come and see.
15:08 Open a blue color shop or else they will add sugar.
15:11 (Laughs)
15:12 There are 100 people in our locality.
15:14 You have counted from 100.
15:16 (Laughs)
15:18 There is a lot of dust. - Where should I keep it?
15:21 It is inside.
15:23 Keep it there. I have seen it in the corner.
15:25 Five to seven people will come there.
15:27 Father. - I have brought my shopper with my wallet.
15:31 If he doesn't get anything, I will return it to him.
15:33 He was lying.
15:35 That your shirt has become a dog.
15:36 Why? - I saw it properly.
15:38 Believe me, Mr. Arun.
15:39 It is not a dog. - Then what has it become?
15:41 Take medicine. I can't even take a bath.
15:43 (Laughs)
15:45 Where is the bathroom?
15:47 Father, I have brought a bed sheet.
15:48 I will make a bed sheet. - No one will do it.
15:49 I will give you a massage.
15:50 Why didn't you take out the things from the shopper?
15:53 I will write it on the bed sheet and bring it.
15:55 Believe me, I won't use the things that he has given me.
16:00 Why? - I will sell it at the shop.
16:03 (Laughs)
16:04 My son-in-law. - Yes.
16:07 I have heard that your dog has become a son-in-law of a girl.
16:09 (Laughs)
16:13 Go to the doctor and you will stop thinking.
16:16 The thing is that the girl has become a barrel.
16:18 Let the girl be a fire.
16:19 (Laughs)
16:20 The dog has become a dog.
16:22 (Laughs)
16:23 That's the thing. - What is this?
16:25 Move your leg forward.
16:27 (Laughs)
16:30 How much more will I move?
16:32 You move as much as you can.
16:33 This is not enough.
16:34 Move the other leg as much as you can.
16:36 Why are you wearing a mask?
16:37 Sir, they are very ill-mannered people.
16:40 They will recognise me if I wear a mask.
16:42 (Laughs)
16:43 He is very ill-mannered.
16:45 Listen.
16:46 The thread is over for you.
16:49 Let it be.
16:51 (Laughs)
16:52 You will have to wear a kurta on Eid.
16:54 You will have to wear a kurta on Eid.
16:56 You will have to wear a dhoti.
16:58 (Laughs)
16:59 I am tired of asking for things.
17:03 Let it be.
17:04 Get a cream for yourself.
17:06 I am going to get a thread.
17:09 You are wasting your time on useless things.
17:11 Go there and talk.
17:13 The world is there.
17:14 (Laughs)
17:16 You think your son is a fool.
17:18 I gave him Rs. 100 and left him there.
17:21 What? - He is busy with his own business.
17:25 He is talking about himself.
17:26 He is saying that he has to buy clothes.
17:28 (Laughs)
17:28 He will give it to someone.
17:30 (Laughs)
17:32 He is talking nonsense. - I am leaving.
17:34 You should have stopped him from doing this.
17:38 You should have told him to leave this job.
17:39 Which job?
17:40 I think he has gone to get a job in another locality.
17:43 (Laughs)
17:44 He has set up CCTV cameras.
17:46 What happened?
17:47 He has also put on a mask.
17:48 Yes.
17:49 He has recognized me.
17:50 Son, I am coming.
17:52 (Laughs)
17:52 I am coming.
17:53 My son is coming.
17:55 (Laughs)
17:56 Sister, come out.
17:58 Yes.
17:59 What are you doing?
18:00 We have to stay awake till dawn.
18:02 We have to pass the time.
18:03 Yes.
18:04 Let's play.
18:05 Is he here?
18:06 Who plays in the month of Ramadan?
18:09 What is this?
18:10 If he wants to talk, he can talk.
18:12 Yes, I will play.
18:13 Come, let's play.
18:14 Let's go.
18:15 Where is he?
18:16 Hello, brother. Where are you?
18:18 I also like to play Ludo.
18:19 If you like it, then do it somewhere else.
18:22 I am very much interested.
18:23 Okay, let's go.
18:24 Shikhu, since when have you been playing Ludo?
18:25 I have been playing Ludo since childhood.
18:27 I like it a lot.
18:28 Is it?
18:28 Yes.
18:29 So, do you win or lose?
18:31 Ask me. I will come on my feet.
18:33 Come.
18:34 Come.
18:34 Son, see.
18:36 Come.
18:36 You are playing with four people.
18:38 Yes.
18:38 I will not bring the balls.
18:40 (Laughs)
18:43 Where do you want to put the red one?
18:44 This is my green.
18:45 Come.
18:45 I can't come here.
18:46 I can't even take a small piece of flour.
18:48 Shikhu, you have to slap my forehead.
18:51 I am not taking care of the house.
18:52 I am not responsible for the house.
18:53 You have to do it.
18:54 Work hard.
18:55 I am not doing it.
18:56 I am coming live.
18:57 What does anyone know?
18:58 Shikhu.
18:58 You are very smart.
18:59 Wait a minute.
19:01 Wait a minute.
19:01 What happened?
19:02 I will not take these yellow balls.
19:04 I have already got a fever.
19:05 I am doing all this.
19:07 You are not even spitting.
19:07 Son, play with him.
19:08 He is not drinking water.
19:10 What?
19:11 Before playing, let him test you.
19:13 Throw him.
19:13 I have already tested him.
19:15 I am not going to take this.
19:16 Give me the blue ones.
19:18 Okay, take it.
19:19 Whose turn is it?
19:20 Mine.
19:21 Mine.
19:21 Mine.
19:22 Mine.
19:23 Wait a minute.
19:24 Don't cheat.
19:25 Don't cheat.
19:26 Give the red one first.
19:27 Mine.
19:28 I have already written my name.
19:30 I have written my name.
19:32 Okay, look here.
19:33 Father, I will get a six on this.
19:35 No, that is not a card.
19:37 Okay.
19:38 Come.
19:40 My husband is very funny.
19:42 I will get a six on this.
19:43 One, two, three, four.
19:45 No one has come.
19:46 Come on.
19:47 Two.
19:47 Give it to me.
19:48 Give me two.
19:49 I will get a 12.
19:50 No, you will not get a 12.
19:51 I will get a two.
19:52 I will get a 12.
19:53 I will get a 12.
19:54 I will get a six.
19:55 I will get a 12.
19:56 I will get a 12.
19:58 Wait, give me a six first.
20:00 Oh, I have already got a card.
20:02 You are cheating.
20:03 Hey, I didn't get a six.
20:09 Four three.
20:09 Open the card.
20:11 Wait.
20:11 Four three.
20:13 You didn't open the card.
20:14 No.
20:15 You didn't open the card.
20:16 Come on.
20:17 Okay.
20:18 You didn't open the card.
20:20 I should get a six.
20:21 Come on, Rashi.
20:22 Yes, six.
20:25 No, six.
20:26 How many are there in one?
20:28 Six.
20:29 How many are there in one?
20:29 You should get a six.
20:32 Father, how many are there in one?
20:33 Yes.
20:34 How many are there in one?
20:35 I got a six.
20:36 Ask him.
20:37 Father, he is a fool.
20:39 Six.
20:39 Open the card.
20:40 I didn't open the card.
20:42 You should get a six.
20:43 I didn't open the card.
20:44 Open the card.
20:46 I got a six.
20:47 Okay.
20:48 Not this one.
20:49 Yes, six.
20:51 This is six.
20:53 And these are four.
20:54 Six plus one is five.
20:56 Six plus five.
20:58 This is six.
21:01 And this is five.
21:02 Oh.
21:03 This is wrong.
21:05 Five is not there.
21:06 Five is there.
21:07 Move two houses forward.
21:08 He has played all the cards once.
21:11 He is getting a six.
21:13 He is not getting a six.
21:14 This is five.
21:15 He will get a six.
21:18 My turn.
21:19 There is a rule.
21:21 Some people say that
21:22 they will get a six again.
21:24 He will get a six again.
21:27 Not like this.
21:28 He will get a six again.
21:30 No one is there.
21:32 Five.
21:34 One, two, three.
21:36 And this is five.
21:37 No.
21:38 Let me get it.
21:40 You are so smart.
21:42 I am your son-in-law.
21:43 I don't have so much right.
21:45 Son-in-law means three sons-in-law.
21:48 You are the son-in-law of this house.
21:50 Yes.
21:51 Father.
21:52 I am not even your son-in-law.
21:55 I am here.
21:55 Break the clothes.
21:57 Break the clothes.
21:57 I told you that you are the son-in-law of this house.
22:00 My ID.
22:01 What happened?
22:03 Love is a thing that needs to be done.
22:07 What happened?
22:08 You have to do everything.
22:10 Clean it.
22:12 You have told me so much.
22:16 I think the whole neighborhood is mad.
22:18 Don't feel bad.
22:22 I heard that you will get a six.
22:25 You come.
22:26 You take it.
22:26 Don't talk about him.
22:27 He will get killed.
22:28 He will tell you that he will get a six.
22:30 He is a camera man in our house.
22:33 He will get a six.
22:34 He is a goon.
22:35 Goon.
22:38 You go and get your clothes.
22:40 I am not going to die.
22:41 I heard that you have fought with your grandson.
22:44 And your daughter-in-law fought with her.
22:47 One thing is going to go very far.
22:50 These shoes are also going to go very far.
22:52 I am here.
22:54 I am here to see you.
22:56 Viewers, you take a small break.
22:58 We will meet after the break.
23:00 Why don't you feed butter to your son?
23:03 He eats. He doesn't see. What can I do?
23:05 You will definitely come.
23:08 And with Zeeshan.
23:09 And our daughter.
23:11 Thank you very much. I will definitely come.
23:13 How was your trip to London?
23:15 She is Zeeshan's manager.
23:17 Yes. She is well educated.
23:19 She is studying in New York.
23:21 She has hired Zeeshan.
23:23 Welcome back, viewers.
23:30 In the break, Mr. Chaudhary is here with his son.
23:34 Let's ask him what is the matter this time.
23:37 Son, is he not well today?
23:39 He has come to get the reports of the doctors.
23:42 He has come to the city.
23:43 Okay.
23:44 This is my way.
23:45 What was the case?
23:47 The boy who is an H.I.S.
23:48 Yes.
23:48 He had an ear-fight.
23:50 And he broke his ear-ring.
23:54 The boy had an ear-fight and I had a song.
23:57 Your son is very serious.
24:00 Yes.
24:00 He is already like that.
24:02 Oh, man. I remember it very well.
24:05 Oh, man.
24:06 I swear to God.
24:07 Let me introduce him.
24:09 His name is Bakht Baland.
24:10 Bakht Baland?
24:11 Chaudhary Bakht Baland is famous in the village.
24:14 And when he comes to your house, he is your Bakht.
24:17 Why do you name your son Batakh Baland?
24:21 He has done a fashion.
24:24 He has put a lot of love in his heart.
24:27 Sir, is he your son?
24:30 I don't talk nonsense.
24:31 Chaudhary, he is not your son.
24:34 He is God's gift.
24:35 You are bringing him back again.
24:37 I am bringing him back.
24:39 He will be God's gift for a few days.
24:41 Chaudhary, forget everything.
24:44 You tell me the matter.
24:45 He is not a regular person.
24:48 Chaudhary, you can order me as you wish.
24:51 I have a son.
24:52 Have mercy on him.
24:53 God has given him a lot of happiness.
24:55 Praise the Lord.
24:56 The people who are poor in the village..
24:58 They all give him.
25:01 The world is like this.
25:04 They earn money.
25:05 You were earning money.
25:07 You should have taken him to the city.
25:09 I am not asking for my fate.
25:12 Congratulations to you.
25:14 You have a house now.
25:16 Okay.
25:16 You have two cars.
25:17 You don't have to do anything for your daughter.
25:19 You don't have to do anything.
25:21 You don't have to do anything for your daughter.
25:22 You are married.
25:24 Chaudhary has come. Give him something.
25:26 I will give you a lot of fun.
25:28 Really?
25:29 Do you want to have fun with your daughter?
25:31 Give him now.
25:32 I am sitting in the middle.
25:33 Chaudhary, you should have sent me a goat.
25:39 I would have sacrificed it.
25:40 I will give you a lot of fun.
25:42 You have a dog.
25:44 No, if you..
25:46 Chaudhary, he is a good person.
25:48 Look at him.
25:50 He is your brother.
25:52 Believe me, he has kept the world happy.
25:58 Wow.
25:59 May God bless you with a long life.
26:03 What are you asking for?
26:05 I am 82 years old.
26:11 You think I am a kid?
26:12 You didn't see me when I was a kid.
26:15 You are still a kid.
26:16 Chaudhary, what brings you here?
26:18 I have come to meet you.
26:20 To meet me?
26:21 My village people say..
26:24 You say Roja.
26:25 Yes.
26:26 My mother says Roja.
26:28 Yes.
26:29 I have kept Roja.
26:30 Yes.
26:31 My mother says you will do the aftari for me.
26:35 Wow.
26:35 You will do the Chandradar Roja.
26:39 The last Roja is for you.
26:40 Chaudhary, don't you know?
26:42 I came to say Kaaf.
26:43 I am coming to you for the aftar.
26:45 One minute.
26:45 Wow.
26:46 Wow.
26:47 Haroon, tell him that you charge lakhs of rupees for the aftari.
26:52 Why will I charge?
26:54 He is my brother. He is calling me.
26:56 God bless you.
26:56 You will get desi ghee, desi chicken, milk, curd..
26:59 Harsh, the room is outside.
27:02 Why will we get a room?
27:05 If you want to get the aftari, we will open the door.
27:10 Tell him not to take us with him.
27:15 Uncle, Shahrukh is with him.
27:18 Chaudhary, your village is full of desi people.
27:22 Why do you need desi people?
27:25 The room is full of desi people.
27:27 Okay.
27:28 We are desi people.
27:29 Okay.
27:29 There is a woman who is like a mother.
27:34 Yes.
27:35 She is like that.
27:36 Why don't you feed butter to your son?
27:38 He doesn't eat. He doesn't look.
27:40 What can I do?
27:41 You must come.
27:43 Bring Zeeshan and our daughter.
27:47 Thank you. I will definitely come.
27:48 How was your London tour?
27:51 He is Zeeshan's manager.
27:52 Yes. She is a good girl.
27:55 She is studying in New York.
27:56 She has hired Zeeshan.
27:58 Chaudhary has brought the kids fully dressed.
28:06 I will be on TV. I will look good.
28:11 What?
28:12 He is really your son.
28:14 Yes. And the camera is fine.
28:16 He is really your son.
28:19 Take them to the show.
28:21 Let them do their DNA test.
28:24 I am smart. I can see.
28:28 You are the man.
28:29 You will do it.
28:31 You will come to Chandra.
28:32 Listen to me.
28:34 We won't be alone.
28:35 Our cameraman will come.
28:37 The cameraman who is your team.
28:39 He is a big fan of yours.
28:42 All of them.
28:42 Our editors will come.
28:44 They will meet him.
28:45 There won't be many people.
28:47 We are a team of 75 people.
28:48 Make a big car.
28:50 Okay.
28:51 Not a big car. A bad car.
28:53 A bad car.
28:54 Doctor, listen to me.
28:56 I am standing here.
28:57 I am not a thief.
28:59 Listen to me.
29:02 You have brought a set of 2 tola for me.
29:06 No.
29:07 I was saying that we will come to you on moon night.
29:10 You have to give us Eid on moon night.
29:12 Yes.
29:13 Do you have to say it?
29:14 Yes.
29:15 Do you have to say it?
29:16 Yes.
29:16 Those who have to give, will be given.
29:19 And those who don't have to give, won't be given.
29:20 Yes.
29:22 We value your words.
29:24 That's why I brought the boy.
29:26 There is a country chicken.
29:29 Wow.
29:31 Wow.
29:31 His uncle and his brother will be there.
29:34 As you wish.
29:35 Wow.
29:36 Yes.
29:36 If you come first, catch this chicken.
29:39 Okay.
29:39 Then catch this chicken.
29:41 Catch this chicken.
29:42 We will catch another one and eat it.
29:44 Jisra, he said that country chicken.
29:47 I thought he will fight.
29:50 If we catch it and catch someone else too.
29:53 Then Mr. Agha won't get angry.
29:54 Okay.
29:55 He will get angry.
29:56 Okay.
29:57 You will catch it, Bruce Lee.
29:59 Father, country chickens have got the disease.
30:03 Change it and give them another atom.
30:05 I told you that the chicken doesn't have the disease.
30:07 He has got this voice from Chaudhary city.
30:11 I don't know if it will go viral.
30:14 Okay.
30:15 But I am not a big eater.
30:16 Yes.
30:17 I will cook it for 2 days.
30:19 I will not eat it.
30:20 Okay, I will cook the chicken.
30:21 Yes.
30:22 I will do this much.
30:23 Tandoori roti is the best.
30:25 Wow.
30:26 I will fight with you.
30:27 I will get rotis, naan and chicken.
30:31 Okay.
30:32 And milk and sugar.
30:34 Yes.
30:35 This will be made from your milk.
30:37 Because it will get cold.
30:39 Okay.
30:40 Brother, I have sold a mace.
30:42 Where will I get the milk from?
30:45 You know that the city people get the milk from the city.
30:47 They used to sell the milk of one mace in the city.
30:49 What is one mace?
30:50 It is not possible.
30:51 No, I have seen the mace of Chaudhary village.
30:54 Yes.
30:55 They are selling the milk of 6 maces in 5-6 cars.
30:58 Okay.
30:59 You are a lame man.
31:00 You are selling the milk of 2 maces in the city.
31:02 Yes.
31:02 You are selling it in a big bulk.
31:05 You are a big man.
31:06 How many people are there?
31:07 I will get 40 kgs of milk.
31:09 This is your problem.
31:11 You are a man.
31:12 You eat and drink.
31:13 You are a man.
31:14 You can't control yourself.
31:16 Yes.
31:17 I am responsible for everything.
31:18 I get samosas from the trees.
31:20 Yes.
31:21 Oh, God.
31:22 Father, the boy doesn't cut the samosas well.
31:26 He doesn't cut it well?
31:27 No, he doesn't cut it well.
31:29 I am from the city.
31:31 It is good to see a samosa shop.
31:32 Yes.
31:33 I can sell 100 samosas.
31:35 In fact, I can sell 150.
31:37 I am from Pujab and Pujab is my home.
31:39 Mr. Chaudhary, this is how you are.
31:42 You are a lame man.
31:44 I have prepared for that.
31:46 [LAUGHTER]
31:50 It is time for a short break.
31:52 Don't go anywhere.
31:53 We will meet after the break.
31:54 Sir, I remembered a poem.
31:56 I think it is from Nasadza.
31:58 You remember my friend, don't you?
31:59 [LAUGHTER]
32:01 Sir, I will give you a hint.
32:02 It is..
32:03 How can I praise your beauty?
32:05 Yes.
32:06 Your cat-like face.
32:07 Yes.
32:09 What about your hair?
32:11 Yes.
32:11 I will kiss your hair.
32:12 [LAUGHTER]
32:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:19 Welcome back, viewers.
32:20 Yes, Irza.
32:21 The audience has been waiting for a long time.
32:23 Let's go to the audience.
32:25 Yes.
32:25 Give the mic to the audience.
32:26 Hello, my name is Nasad.
32:28 I will recite a poem for you.
32:30 Wow.
32:31 [RECITES POEM]
32:35 [RECITES POEM]
32:38 [RECITES POEM]
32:40 [RECITES POEM]
32:43 [RECITES POEM]
32:45 [RECITES POEM]
32:47 [RECITES POEM]
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32:53 [RECITES POEM]
32:55 [RECITES POEM]
32:58 [RECITES POEM]
33:00 [RECITES POEM]
33:02 [RECITES POEM]
33:05 [RECITES POEM]
33:07 [RECITES POEM]
33:09 Wow.
33:10 That was great.
33:12 That was amazing.
33:14 First, it's a matter of choice.
33:15 How you chose the poem.
33:17 Second, the way you performed it.
33:18 That was great.
33:20 I remember that.
33:21 [RECITES POEM]
33:22 You should have recited the poem.
33:25 [RECITES POEM]
33:27 [RECITES POEM]
33:30 [RECITES POEM]
33:33 Wow.
33:33 [RECITES POEM]
33:37 [RECITES POEM]
33:41 Wow.
33:42 [RECITES POEM]
33:48 Wow.
33:50 Sir.
33:51 Wow.
33:52 [RECITES POEM]
33:56 [RECITES POEM]
33:58 [RECITES POEM]
34:00 [LAUGHTER]
34:02 Sir, I remember a poem from Nasadza.
34:05 You remember my poem?
34:07 [LAUGHTER]
34:09 Sir, let me give you a glance.
34:10 [RECITES POEM]
34:13 Wow.
34:13 [RECITES POEM]
34:15 Wow.
34:17 [RECITES POEM]
34:18 Wow.
34:19 [RECITES POEM]
34:20 [LAUGHTER]
34:24 Next.
34:25 [RECITES POEM]
34:28 Yes.
34:28 [RECITES POEM]
34:30 [RECITES POEM]
34:31 [RECITES POEM]
34:34 Wow.
34:35 [RECITES POEM]
34:38 Wow.
34:39 Wow.
34:40 Wow.
34:43 Very good.
34:44 You used the word 'Yakdam' in all the poems.
34:47 [LAUGHTER]
34:48 Very good.
34:49 Sir, don't make fun of me by saying this.
34:51 [LAUGHTER]
34:53 Yes.
34:53 The girl's father is also sitting here.
34:55 [LAUGHTER]
34:56 Sir, it's like this.
34:58 I often pass by your lane like this.
35:00 Wow.
35:01 Zoom.
35:02 [LAUGHTER]
35:04 We had a three-day holiday here.
35:07 We'll have to spend some money on the kids.
35:09 [LAUGHTER]
35:10 Yes. Next.
35:12 [RECITES POEM]
35:15 [RECITES POEM]
35:19 Wow.
35:19 [RECITES POEM]
35:20 Yes.
35:21 [RECITES POEM]
35:25 [RECITES POEM]
35:29 [RECITES POEM]
35:32 [RECITES POEM]
35:36 [RECITES POEM]
35:39 [RECITES POEM]
35:43 [RECITES POEM]
35:45 Wow.
35:46 [APPLAUSE]
35:48 He recited it in his own style.
35:50 Okay.
35:51 What would have happened if you didn't recite this poem?
35:54 [LAUGHTER]
35:55 [RECITES POEM]
35:58 [LAUGHTER]
36:02 Yes.
36:03 Greetings, sir.
36:04 Greetings, son.
36:06 [RECITES POEM]
36:08 [LAUGHTER]
36:09 [RECITES POEM]
36:12 [RECITES POEM]
36:15 [LAUGHTER]
36:20 [RECITES POEM]
36:24 [LAUGHTER]
36:26 [RECITES POEM]
36:31 [LAUGHTER]
36:34 [RECITES POEM]
36:36 [RECITES POEM]
36:39 [RECITES POEM]
36:43 [RECITES POEM]
36:46 [RECITES POEM]
36:49 [RECITES POEM]
36:51 [LAUGHTER]
36:53 [RECITES POEM]
36:55 [LAUGHTER]
36:56 [RECITES POEM]
36:59 [LAUGHTER]
37:03 Next.
37:05 - Greetings. - Greetings.
37:07 - My name is Umm-e-Habiba. - Yes, dear.
37:09 I would like to recite a poem that I have written.
37:12 - Wow! - Which class are you in?
37:15 FSC Pre-Medical, Part 2.
37:17 And you are reciting poetry?
37:19 Okay, recite it.
37:20 [RECITES POEM]
37:23 [RECITES POEM]
37:26 Wow!
37:27 [RECITES POEM]
37:30 [RECITES POEM]
37:33 Wow!
37:34 [RECITES POEM]
37:37 [RECITES POEM]
37:40 Wow!
37:41 [RECITES POEM]
37:44 [RECITES POEM]
37:47 Wow!
37:47 [RECITES POEM]
37:50 [RECITES POEM]
37:54 [RECITES POEM]
37:56 [RECITES POEM]
37:59 Wow!
38:00 [RECITES POEM]
38:07 Wow!
38:09 Such deep and sad things.
38:13 - Yes. - FSC.
38:14 I think your aunt is too much.
38:16 I mean, when she becomes a doctor, she will say,
38:19 "You want to stay, but you have to go."
38:21 Life is like that.
38:24 - Next. - Greetings.
38:26 - Greetings. - My name is Ahmed Junaid.
38:27 I would like to recite a poem.
38:29 Go ahead.
38:29 [RECITES POEM]
38:31 - Okay. - [RECITES POEM]
38:33 - Okay. - [RECITES POEM]
38:35 - Okay. - [RECITES POEM]
38:37 - Go ahead. - [RECITES POEM]
38:41 - Wow! - Wow!
38:42 Wow!
38:44 Wow!
38:45 Sir, someone come and beat this kid.
38:48 Although, such boys are often destined to be beaten.
38:52 Sir, you shouldn't praise him like that.
38:54 He is saying a poem, so what?
38:57 He is saying that he wants to love.
38:58 He is here to get the groceries delivered.
39:01 - Yes. - Greetings.
39:04 Greetings.
39:05 My name is Mohammad Hashir.
39:06 I would like to recite a poem.
39:08 Go ahead.
39:08 [RECITES POEM]
39:11 - Okay. - Okay.
39:12 [RECITES POEM]
39:17 Wow!
39:18 Wow!
39:19 Wow!
39:21 Wow!
39:22 Wow!
39:25 Wow!
39:27 Pakistan has a bright future.
39:29 Wow!
39:30 - Yes, next. - Greetings.
39:32 Greetings.
39:33 My name is Irtasam.
39:35 - Wow! - I will do mimicry for you.
39:37 Go ahead.
39:38 You do it.
39:41 Whose mimicry have you started?
39:42 There was a role in Kuldeep's drama, 'Bewa'.
39:45 - Okay. - Of Momo.
39:47 - Okay. - She was a virgin.
39:49 - Okay. - She used to say a dialogue to her mother.
39:52 - What? - [RECITES POEM]
39:56 - You want me to get married? - Yes.
39:57 - You have done this in different ways. - I have said what I wanted to.
40:00 I have sent a message to my family.
40:01 - My marriage. By the way, are you married? - No.
40:04 What is the reason? You are so old.
40:07 What is the reason?
40:08 - I am not old yet. - You are not?
40:11 - Are you studying? - Yes, I am.
40:14 - Where are you studying? - In the university.
40:16 - You are still studying? - Yes.
40:18 - He is very interested in studies. - Stop it.
40:22 [ALL LAUGHING]
40:25 I have sent a guy to you. You are not interested.
40:27 [ALL LAUGHING]
40:28 Good. Very good.
40:31 This was today's show. We will meet you in the next show.
40:35 Take care. Goodbye.
40:37 [OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING]