Young Doctors in Love | movie | 1982 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor  | dG1fblJfOXp6NTl2WWM

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00:00 For the next 12 months, you will learn to hate my guts.

00:03 I may break some of you, but those of you who survive will be the best doctors in the state.

00:08 It's the daily drama of life and death in a big city hospital.

00:12 Don't tell anybody that Dr. Box fixed your duck.

00:15 [audience awws]

00:17 ABC Motion Pictures and 20th Century Fox present

00:21 Young Doctors in Love.

00:23 [woman screams]

00:24 [gunshot]

00:25 A comedy with stripers,

00:27 [gun cocks]

00:28 strippers,

00:29 [man grunts]

00:30 virgins,

00:31 [man screams]

00:32 surgeons,

00:33 If you plan to remove the appendix, you will have to break the skin.

00:36 punks,

00:37 [man screams]

00:38 drunks,

00:39 dancing,

00:40 [woman screams]

00:41 and romancing.

00:42 You call that sex?

00:44 Now let's try it again.

00:45 Thrills,

00:46 [car horn honks]

00:47 chills,

00:48 [burps]

00:49 pills,

00:50 [water splashes]

00:51 and spills.

00:52 [woman screams]

00:53 [water splashes]

00:54 Now she's in somebody else's bed.

00:56 Small Guys.

00:57 Back on your box.

00:58 Fall Guys.

00:59 [man screams]

01:00 Famous Faces.

01:02 I don't like the way your husband looks.

01:04 I don't either, but he's good to the children.

01:07 Car Chasers.

01:08 It's gonna be a car chase!

01:09 [car door slams]

01:10 Car's locked, no chase.

01:11 Long Shots.

01:12 [car engine revs]

01:14 Is that him?

01:15 And Short Tempers.

01:16 Okay!

01:17 We'll need a nanosynthesiologist.

01:19 Hope.

01:20 [gunshot]

01:21 And Stethoscopes.

01:22 Burns.

01:22 Hemorrhoids.

01:23 Automatic Beds.

01:24 [gunshots]

01:25 And Newlyweds.

01:27 I'm married!

01:28 Are you happily married?

01:29 Guys Who Are Sleazy.

01:31 Show me where your mother lives.

01:32 Yeah, right there.

01:33 Come on, yeah.

01:34 And Girls Who Are Easy.

01:35 I looked in your mouth.

01:36 Checked your breasts.

01:37 Probed every part of your body.

01:39 What's wrong with me?

01:40 How should I know?

01:41 I'm a lawyer.

01:42 [gunshot]

01:43 [man screams]

01:44 Young Doctors In Love.

01:45 Stay out of the way, you sick--

01:47 They Fly.

01:48 [man screams]

01:49 They Cry.

01:50 [man screams]

01:51 They Slide.

01:52 [water splashes]

01:53 They Collide.

01:54 [water splashes]

01:55 They're All Here.

01:56 [man screams]

01:57 But They're Not All There.

01:59 Lost Her.

02:00 Killed Her.

02:01 [gunshot]

02:02 It's Young Doctors In Love.

02:04 [water splashes]

02:06 There Is No Cure.

02:08 [water splashes]

02:09 ♪♪

02:14 (sniffles)

Young Doctors in Love | movie | 1982 | Official Trailer

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