LE PIRE APPARTEMENT ! (Tout est cassé...)

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28/03/2024

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00:00 So, first of all, hello, I guess that's the least polite way to say it

00:03 And then, today, we're gonna talk about everyday problems

00:06 But be careful, not like hunger in the world or incurable diseases

00:09 Oh no, not at all, we're here to talk about our shitty problems

00:11 You know, the things we could solve in 2 and a half seconds

00:13 But we'd rather let them hang out and live with them as if it was a fatality

00:16 Like peeing in the dark for months because a bulb burned

00:18 Yes, it's a punchline from Elsa

00:20 And yes, it really happened to us

00:21 So, today, we wanted to complain

00:22 We wanted to be our perfect little French people

00:24 Our perfect little assholes

00:25 Because life isn't easy, ok?

00:27 We also have flaws and flaws, ok?

00:29 When it's too much, it's too picky

00:30 And when there's nothing to do, there's no work

00:31 And on this dream from the 80s, I have nothing to say

00:34 Which will probably be torn apart

00:35 Because we can't afford a graphic designer

00:36 Wait, don't mess around

00:38 *French music*

00:42 Well, first, if we start by talking about this laundry dryer

00:44 You see the problem or I'll make you a drawing

00:46 The thing goes in the trash, it's shit

00:48 And instead of fixing it, we accept the idea that it's more often on the ground than standing up

00:51 You're a piece of shit

00:52 My existence is only suffering

00:54 While we know very well that the laundry doesn't dry when it's on the ground

00:57 Otherwise, we wouldn't have invented the dryers

00:59 So when it falls, we just collect it

01:01 And shut our big mouths, my mouth

01:03 Oh yeah, wait, it would be too easy to buy a new one

01:05 Wait, by the way, while we're in our housewife mood

01:08 Have I ever told you about my cooking plates?

01:09 No, I haven't told you about my cooking plates

01:11 We need a particular context to talk about cooking plates

01:13 In a specialized humor channel, and not in the kitchen

01:16 So basically, our apartment is equipped with cooking plates

01:18 Like almost all apartments in 2021, no kidding

01:20 And one day, while cooking our pasta

01:22 Since it's the only thing we can eat because we're poor

01:24 They grilled the cooking plates, not the pasta, watch out

01:26 And so we bought more to put them on top

01:28 Except that they grilled them too, actually

01:30 Because even when we try to solve a problem, there's always a solution

01:32 So we decided to adapt

01:34 And cook our steaks in the microwave

01:35 It's not good, but at least they're cooked

01:37 Recently, we remade our setup

01:38 By the way, we put a nice picture on Instagram

01:40 Go follow us, we're super active

01:41 It's fake

01:42 But be ready, because at any moment

01:43 It's going to be a picture of a handsome guy in a filtered mode

01:46 So in the setup, we installed little acoustic foam

01:48 To counter the fact that we often scream in videos

01:50 And that it's not cool for your delicate ears

01:52 Fuck, we have no respect for your ears

01:53 Wait, the guy sends us 20 euros every month on Tipeee

01:56 And we, every video, we're going to make him lose 10% of his hearing

01:58 No, no, no, it's not cool

02:00 It's not cool, I'm not questioning you

02:01 But the problem is that we glued it on the wall

02:02 With double-sided tape that doesn't hold its great dead

02:04 So, my life is playing Rocket League quietly

02:07 And then, BAM, I get an acoustic foam in my face

02:09 I hurt myself like crazy, I got a real slap

02:11 I'm telling you right now

02:12 And instead of taking measures to make it stay glued to the wall

02:15 We prefer to pick up the ones that fell

02:17 And glue them back, knowing desperately

02:19 That they're going to fall again at some point in the day

02:20 Live my life like an asshole

02:21 The base, come on

02:22 We spent more than a year with a fridge that didn't cool down

02:25 Turning it into a simple cupboard where we put the fresh products

02:28 That didn't stay fresh for a long time

02:29 So we ended up in this precise situation a lot of times

02:32 Pff, it's not good

02:35 I don't have any light in my room

02:36 Because the architects who built the apartment said to themselves

02:39 "Well, at night, he sleeps"

02:39 So he doesn't need to see, actually

02:41 No light, it's okay

02:42 So when I'm going to bed, there's one thing I'm afraid of

02:44 It's that I break my neck on my pillow

02:45 A weak chance, but there's a chance

02:46 And we don't have windows in the bathroom either

02:48 Which means that the whole wall starts to rot

02:50 But it's okay, we pretend we didn't see anything

02:52 And everything's fine

02:52 Except that at any moment, behind the toilets

02:54 An ecosystem is being created

02:55 With a civilization inside

02:57 Who's objective is to declare war on us

02:58 And to take control of the apartment

03:00 But this click that's behind me

03:01 We're talking about it, it's been two years

03:03 It's here, the rail is disgusting

03:04 It's broken, it's hard as life

03:06 We brought it back at 4am, drunk in the street

03:08 And it's my bed, actually

03:09 I've been sleeping on it for two years

03:11 My back is potiron soup

03:12 Yeah, I'm making a comparison with potiron soup

03:14 Yeah, but it's because I like it

03:15 But behind this click is an even bigger problem

03:18 And I'm not talking about the wall

03:18 I'm talking about the society behind it

03:20 You can't see it

03:21 Except if you're Superman

03:22 And you can see through the walls

03:23 Because under the pretext that they have a real job

03:26 They come to bother us when we're talking loudly

03:27 While we're shooting videos

03:28 So we have to wait until 6pm

03:30 For them to finish their day of work

03:32 So that we can finally start shooting

03:34 However, when they have birthdays

03:36 Or when they're fucking in the office

03:37 In peace

03:38 We have the right to say nothing

03:39 Because we don't have real jobs

03:40 So it doesn't bother us, the noise

03:41 This is our freezer

03:43 And for four months, when we opened it

03:44 There was this fucking drawer that fell

03:46 One day, my dad arrived

03:47 Took a piece of cardboard

03:47 Went to a big joint in Morocco

03:49 No, I'm kidding, it was to see if you were following

03:50 He took the little piece of cardboard

03:51 He folded it in half

03:52 He did "Paf"

03:53 And in 30 seconds, he solved a problem

03:55 That was bothering us for four months

03:56 This guy is a genius

03:57 We give him a Nobel Prize

03:58 Moral of the story

03:59 If you can solve a problem

04:00 Solve it, actually

04:01 Make a plan

04:02 Six steps to avoid it

04:03 It will necessarily take more time

04:05 Than to solve it on the spot

04:06 And you'll see that once the problem is solved

04:07 You'll be much more calm

04:08 In everyday life

04:09 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

04:11 For example

04:12 If you feel a little sad

04:13 A little like that

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04:28 Just to have a little bit of fun

04:29 Like that, the moula, no?

04:30 Hey, well, see you later

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