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00:04 Well, today we decided to talk about Elon fucking Musk.
00:07 You know, this guy who has a fortune
00:09 rising to more than 230 billion dollars,
00:12 equivalent to about 200 million iPhone 13 Pro
00:15 Alpine blue finish.
00:16 But also this guy who sends Tesla in space
00:18 just to show that he can do it like that.
00:20 Besides, this said Tesla is currently heading to Mars.
00:23 In case she likes my friend.
00:24 Mr. Musk is also the guy who I quote
00:26 "disabled by the lack of ambition of NASA"
00:29 Decides to create in a wave of arrogance
00:31 SpaceX, a company that builds fucking rockets.
00:34 This guy who 12 years ago was already a businessman
00:36 who sold programs at 500 dollars
00:39 while I at the same age I spent the money of my darons
00:41 to subscribe to WoW.
00:42 The friend Elon also created PayPal
00:44 You know, the famous online payment service
00:46 with which I recover the moulage generated by the succulent product placements.
00:50 Besides, I remind you again, but if a brand goes through there
00:52 our PayPal account is currently available to receive any form of money.
00:56 Canadian dollars, Colombian pesos or other Quetzal Guatemala.
01:00 We, after, don't worry, we convert to euros and everyone is happy.
01:04 In short, all this to say that Elon Musk did a lot of things in his life.
01:07 I swear, I started reading his biography, I almost farted a lead.
01:10 Already, you know where Elon Musk was born?
01:12 I give you in 1000, in South Africa.
01:13 Yes, the richest man in the world is African.
01:15 You didn't expect that one, huh?
01:17 Well, after he asked the Canadian nationality to lower the military service
01:21 because he quickly understood that if he was dead, he couldn't be rich.
01:24 And then, once Canadian, he emigrated to the United States
01:26 in order to build an empire there.
01:28 But his homeland remains the same as Nelson Mandela.
01:31 And yeah, my guy, you won't take that away from me, huh?
01:33 Finally, once in the States, he quickly started to undertake
01:36 and at the age of 24, he co-founded with his brother Kimball his first company.
01:40 Which he will resell 4 years later for the modest sum of 341 million dollars.
01:45 So at this point, the guy is already rich and will never have any financial problems.
01:49 Goodbye existential questions like
01:50 "I take Coca-Cola or Freeway Cola, you know the disgusting drink that no one buys by choice."
01:54 But it's not like he stops everything for that, no.
01:57 On the contrary, the same year, he founded this time in solo X.com
02:01 which will quickly become PayPal.
02:02 And will be sold on eBay for the sum of 1.5 billion dollars.
02:06 Yes, now it's starting to speak in billions, it's become serious very quickly.
02:09 He then created SpaceX in 2002, you know, the thing that sends stuff into space.
02:14 In particular, 2000 satellites, with the aim of providing Internet access to the whole Earth.
02:19 Allowing you, in particular, to watch porn in the middle of the Sahara.
02:23 Or to do a live twitch by surfing in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.
02:26 Then comes the turn of Tesla, which he will take control of in 2008.
02:30 And it is with this company that he will really make himself known to the general public.
02:33 Gradually transforming himself into a non-fictitious version of Tony Stark.
02:37 Ah, I wouldn't be surprised to see him one day create a Tesla armor
02:40 allowing him to arrive by flying to his various meetings.
02:42 Which, I believe, would have its little effect on me since I am sensitive to all forms of flexing.
02:47 Already, if I see a guy doing a jump in the street, I'm like
02:49 "OMG this guy is a god."
02:51 So if Elon comes in Iron Man armor, I create a cult in his honor, straight.
02:56 But finally, as this man creates companies like me I make crepes,
02:59 you can imagine that he didn't stop after SpaceX and Tesla.
03:02 Indeed, he also created Neuralink in 2016.
03:04 A company specialized in neurotechnology whose goal is to merge human and artificial intelligence.
03:11 Yes, just that, yes.
03:12 You see, when you watch a science fiction movie and you're like "imagine, it's true"
03:15 Well, he doesn't just imagine it, he creates it thanks to the power of money.
03:18 And in addition to his superior IQ, making him a certified genius.
03:22 Despite the fact that he has Asperger's syndrome, making him an autistic.
03:26 Yes, the richest guy on the planet is autistic.
03:28 He's an autistic African. What the fuck, it makes you think.
03:31 And besides, this guy, as smart as he is, left a terrifying thing to be predicted.
03:34 Indeed, according to him, machines could eventually dominate the world
03:37 by becoming much smarter than humans.
03:40 It makes you think.
03:41 You know, until people see like robots going down the street killing people,
03:46 like, they don't know how to react, you know, 'cause it seems so ethereal.
03:49 He even said, I quote, "For her, talking to us would be like talking to a tree."
03:55 So if a certified genius is afraid of such a thing,
03:59 he should be afraid of it too, right?
04:00 Think about it the next time you communicate with your Google Home.
04:04 Another crazy thing that Elon Musk did was to become the president's advisor.
04:08 Yeah, I'm saying this without any transition, but it's been a while, between 2016 and 2017.
04:13 So yeah, it only lasted a year, but he deserved it, and you can't take that away from him, folks.
04:18 And he also found the cure for calvicie, as this picture proves,
04:21 but he doesn't seem to want to spread it to the whole world.
04:25 Great, Elon, thanks, I'll have to ruin myself in a budget-covered.
04:28 That's a good idea. You know how much a cap costs?
04:30 Another thing I noticed is that Elon Musk has the easy way.
04:33 So be careful, I'm not talking about a gun that affirms his domination through violence,
04:38 but his dick.
04:39 No, but look at this huge list of the number of children he has procreated.
04:43 Wait, there's one in my hand, it's a robot called XAEA-12.
04:46 I'm telling you, and this is where you'll hear it for the first time.
04:48 He's trying to create a shock team to colonize Mars,
04:51 or to form the true guardians of the galaxy, with XAEA-12 as the starlord.
04:55 Well, I could spend hours telling you about Elon Musk's life,
04:58 sprinkled with a totally disagreeable sense of humor with his genius.
05:01 But we can't afford such a format, you see?
05:03 So I invite you to type Elon Musk on Google and learn everything the Internet has to offer,
05:08 and yes, look at this.
05:09 That's it, this is the end of this video that talked a little bit about Elon Musk's life,
05:13 yeah, you know, yes.
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05:19 With that, I want to thank again the tippers, you are the blood, you are the S.
05:23 With that, I tell you, see you next time, and see you soon.
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